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90 posts. Alias of Radavel.
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"Happiness Officer, you're answer so vague. Are you trying to sabotage your own prescription for happiness? That would be so disloyal."
Tru smiles ear to ear.
"Boris, what's the usage on these pills that you gave me? Drink them both at the same time or one after another?"
"Fearless leader, is there a problem?"
"Right. Failure to keep one's self fit to perform one's duty shall be considered a serious act of treason."
Happiness Officer Boris-R-LOF-3 wrote: "Let us get this Vend-o-bot filled,and get on to the next one."
"How is everyone?"
** spoiler omitted **
"Please answer the questions with full emotion"
twitch twitch
"If you got to kill a commie, how would that make you feel?"
"If you found out who killed our team last mission what would you do to them?
"If you failed to execute a mission for the computer, how would that make you feel"
pulls out a Roa-R-SHK test kit...holds up a card
"What do you see?"
Answers to the Questions:
"Extremely happy."
"I would strangle him/her with his/her umbilical cord if he/she still has it. Otherwise, I'll just shoot his kneecaps and hand him over to the information extraction department, the vivisection department and then may be kill him/her."
"Extremely sad."
"Pretty picture of busty babe with big gun asking me to comeover and have some fun. As mandated of course by the Computer."
Tru looks at his PDC and scribbles something.
Fpr Horton
"Fearless leader, you must lead from the proper position of authority. Here at the rear with the Loyalty Officer."
For the GM's eyes only
"I believe they are standard issue for this type of mission."
For Horton
"Me hamper this mission, a nice bit of joke, fearless leader." Tru laughs.
"Seriously, all that I do is for the success of the mission. But you are right, fearless leader, that proper respect for the authority should be maintained."
"Anyways there is nothing wrong in ensuring success, is there?"
For Horton
"Equipment guy, please scan for unauthorized code. With a smile of course."
For the GM's eyes only
"Lead on then, fearless leader."
Our clones do not have the memories of their previous incarnation, right?
Happiness Officer Boris-R-LOF-3 wrote: "Happiness Officer?" "Happiness Officer"...HAPPINESS OFFICER!!!!! WHAT!!!! I WAS TEAM LEADER!!!!!
Boris' eye begin to twitch uncontrollably
grits his teeth and speaks through them, with his eye twitching
"Excellent...as Happiness Officer, I can make sure my team is happy and a happy officer is an integral part of the team...happiness is mandatory...All hail the computer...The computer is our friend..."
"Yes, Happiness is a mark of Loyal Citizens. Let's see those smiles, citizens."
<Smiling>
"I've been stabbed! I'm dying! Murder!"
For the GM's eyes only
"Ouch! Someone attacked me! I'm pressing charges!"
"Mutants glow in the dark? Is this scientifically accurate?"
"Yes sir, fearless leader, sir!"
<Complies with Boris' directive>
"All for the glory of the Computer. And death to all commies."
I'd go bootlicking too if the bot won't crush me when I bend over.
Happy Birthday to the Boss of the Boss. Spare us from fickle fate. Amen.
Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2 wrote: "Permission to shop granted, meet back here in 8 minutes, so we'll all be here When Citizen Barneby returns. I will stay here while you all shop. Get me a B3 cola please." "Tru, I will watch the bot crate so you can shop" I will sit on the crate
OOC: you had changed that post on me.
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"Yes, fearless leader." Tru immediately complies with Boris' order.
For the Gm's eyes only
"My hearing is fine, Horton and so is our leader's. Our fearless Leader can decide for himself that your suggestion is an attempt at usurpation of authority which in turn amounts to insubordination."
Looks at Boris, "All that I have said is but a product of reason... logic. Consider what I brought before you."
For the GM's eyes only
Horton, I think there is a proverb about clean living... hygiene that would apply. "Cleanliness is next to godliness."
Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2 wrote: Steps away from Horton
"Hygiene officer, perform a full check on Horton, something stinks"
Horton-TPK wrote: "Ahhhh. Ummmmm. Perhaps the mission is more important...?"
I don't know why but this is just killing me. I'm trying to sit at a desk at work without laughing... the boss just walked in. ROFL.
"Do I hear correctly? Horton does not wish to follow your directive, o Fearless Leader. That is a clear textbook example of insubordination, right?" Tru comments. "Everyone knows that insubordination is a Commie Trait."
For the GM's eyes only
They're onto you Nicholas Cage.
"Horton, farting is unhygienic." Tru says with indignation. "You should report for the proper hygiene seminar."
<Directed at Logan>
"Citizen, videos on your previous incarnation is fine but we have a mission."
"Right, fearless leader?" Tru looks at Boris
"Life saver, my sweet Aunt Petunia! That's a Commie Trick!"
<Points at the grenade>
For the DM's eyes only
Omnipotent and Benevolent GM wrote: TRU
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1-Tru-G0d wrote: For the DM's eyes** spoiler omitted **
For the DM's eyes only
Tru steps out of cover and asks, "Is it over?"
Omnipotent and Benevolent GM wrote: What is Tru doing? Tru takes cover, if any and takes pot shots with his laser pistol.
"Die Commie!"
Sorry been busy all day.
For the GM's eyes only
Tru smiles as the camera catches his face.
"Inventory not yet complete...."
Happy Halloween everyone.
Horton-TPK wrote:
<Close up on Tru.>
"Do you fell happy and loyal now that you have bee cleaned. Have you forsaken your filthy ways, Tru?"
"I have always been happy and loyal. And I have been cited as the cleanest in our group." Still smiling, "You can me if you want?"
Tru also starts an inventory of the equipment.
Omnipotent and Benevolent GM wrote: Spoiler for Tru
** spoiler omitted **
1-Tru-G0d wrote: For the DM's eyes only** spoiler omitted **
For the DM's eyes only
"Nice camera there, Horton. Mind if I have a look at it."
Omnipotent and Benevolent GM wrote: Suddenly the shelf jolts slightly. You aren't sure what caused the sudden jolt, but you don't have time to think about it. Heavy boxes suddenly come plummeting down from one of the upper shelves.
AGILITY CHECKS...
Agility (1d20+6=26)
Tru knows his way around equipment and dances away from the potentially lethal contact.
Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-1 wrote: "Good job Equipment officer! How were you able to get our equipment order processed?" For the DM's eyes only
"I thank the Computer for everything, sir."
Omnipotent and Benevolent GM wrote: The green citizen is impressed.
"Now here is a citizen with good hygiene. In fact, this is some of the best hygiene I've seen in months. I will certainly be making a note of this to the computer citizen Tru!
Tru finds it difficult to focus on signing forms when two men are examining his anus with a pen light.
"Thank you, sir." Still smiling.
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