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Cobb Slaad, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 06:47 PM

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

I'd like to take off my Slaad costume and show you who I really am.

"Hello, my name is Al Gore."

SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!

Tossed Slaad, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 09:20 PM

Circus peanuts are quite possibly the worst food ever.

Ooh, I have bacon bits!

Potato Slaad, Sun, Nov 1, 2009, 10:26 AM

Wanders back into thread wearing the remnants of 5 different costumes, carrying a pillow case full of empty candy wrappers, and holding an empty growler.

Tossed Slaad, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 06:40 PM

Any good eggings lately?

Potato Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 03:20 AM

Maybe? I don't really remember too much about my Halloween festivities.

Tossed Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 05:43 AM

I got some trick-or-treaters. They were all like "trick or treat" and I was all like "TRICK! BEYOTCHES!" and I implanted larvae in their abdomen.

I like to think that some time, when they are unwrapping their candy, my spawn will unwrap them from the inside.

Potato Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:53 AM

Good times! Speaking of which, this last weekend was a blast in Philly. We had baseball tailgating on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and football tailgating on Sunday. I was worried, at first, that there wasn't enough of me to go around. It all went pretty well, though.

Spicy Nacho Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 04:09 PM

I put on my Al Gore costume. I scared children and made them cry. Then I sprayed nacho cheese all over them. Heh! Heh! Heh!

BEST TRICK EVER.

Ambrosia Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 04:12 PM

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

I put on my Al Gore costume. I scared children and made them cry. Then I sprayed nacho cheese all over them. Heh! Heh! Heh!

BEST TRICK EVER.

{pokes tenatively with a stick} So the Gore thing was just a costume? {sighs in relief}

Did you tell them that candy causes global warming and drop carbon credits in their treat bags instead?

Spicy Nacho Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:16 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

pokes tenatively with a stick} So the Gore thing was just a costume? {sighs in relief}

Did you tell them that candy causes global warming and drop carbon credits in their treat bags instead?

Candy causes global warming? Whoa! Second Best Trick Ever.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

Tossed Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:18 PM

GO TEAM CHAOS!

Tuna Fish Slaad, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:43 PM

I have gills!

Potato Slaad, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 04:05 AM

stumbles into thread wearing the tattered remnants of a mime outfit, carrying a deceased turkey under one arm, a case of beer under the other, and dragging a live chihuahua which is biting his ankle

Tossed Slaad, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 05:29 AM

Somebody's ready for Thanksgiving. Eh, Potato?

Potato Slaad, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 05:33 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Somebody's ready for Thanksgiving. Eh, Potato?

I'm not sure the Chihuahua would make a good meal....

Tossed Slaad, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 05:37 AM

*eggs chihuahua*

Potato Slaad, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 08:05 AM

Hey! You leave Mr. Schnookums alone!

Tuna Fish Slaad, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 04:02 PM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Hey! You leave Mr. Schnookums alone!

It's too QUIET!

flings chopped tuna

Egg Slaad, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 04:20 PM

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

It's too QUIET!flings chopped tuna

Tuna Fish Slaad, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 04:25 PM

Egg Slaad wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

It's too QUIET!flings chopped tuna

<marches through the thread, playing 17 different instruments and shooting confetti out of his ears>

17. Wow, that's a neat trick.

Egg Slaad, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 05:03 PM

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Egg Slaad wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

It's too QUIET!flings chopped tuna

<marches through the thread, playing 17 different instruments and shooting confetti out of his ears>

17. Wow, that's a neat trick.

Oh that's nothing. This one time, at band camp ...

Potato Slaad, Sat, Nov 7, 2009, 07:05 AM

On vacation in Houston, maybe going to the zoo tomorrow. Looking forward to the crowds....

Spicy Nacho Slaad, Sat, Nov 7, 2009, 07:28 AM

Potato Slaad wrote:

On vacation in Houston, maybe going to the zoo tomorrow. Looking forward to the crowds....

Don't feed the animals anything lawful. Feed them chaos, okay?

Tossed Slaad, Sun, Nov 8, 2009, 05:14 PM

Potato Slaad wrote:

On vacation in Houston, maybe going to the zoo tomorrow. Looking forward to the crowds....

Sounds lovely. Lots of potential hosts.

Tuna Fish Slaad, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 09:04 PM

Gettin' quiet in here.

GO TEAM CHAOS GO AGAIN!

Chicken Slaad, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 09:05 PM

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Gettin' quiet in here.

GO TEAM CHAOS GO AGAIN!

Tossed Slaad, Wed, Nov 11, 2009, 05:47 AM

Ooh! A cucumber!

Gentleman Nurn, Wed, Nov 11, 2009, 01:54 PM

Apologies for my tardiness, I was unavoidably delayed. Blasted traffic. Who's brilliant idea was a Demogorgon Memorial Bypass anyway? Yessssss.

Ambrosia Slaad, Wed, Nov 11, 2009, 08:11 PM

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Apologies for my tardiness, I was unavoidably delayed. Blasted traffic. Who's brilliant idea was a Demogorgon Memorial Bypass anyway? Yessssss.

{waves PK Meter over him} You took the M25 London Orbital, didn't you?

Potato Slaad, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 03:35 AM

rolls into thread on a bicycle with flat tires, wearing a BBQ sauce-stained "Don't Mess with Texas" t-shirt, and carrying an empty tequila bottle

Spicy Nacho Slaad, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 01:38 PM

Potato Slaad wrote:

rolls into thread on a bicycle with flat tires, wearing a BBQ sauce-stained "Don't Mess with Texas" t-shirt, and carrying an empty tequila bottle

I'll have you beat this Monday. Mark my words and watch my post.

Gentleman Nurn, Fri, Nov 13, 2009, 08:23 AM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Apologies for my tardiness, I was unavoidably delayed. Blasted traffic. Who's brilliant idea was a Demogorgon Memorial Bypass anyway? Yessssss.

{waves PK Meter over him} You took the M25 London Orbital, didn't you?

*sigh* Yesssss. Despicable place isn't it? Quite a piece of work though. I've met the designer, he's a fine fellow, yesssss. Well, other than his musical taste....

Spicy Nacho Slaad, Sat, Nov 14, 2009, 12:46 PM

:::Swallowed suddenly by a tear in the time/space continuum:::

"What the f--k!"

:::Falls out of the time/space continuum and lands in Phoenix, Arizona:::

:::Loudspeaker:::

:::Gentelmen, Start Your Engines!:::

"Oh, they want to race a slaad. Time for some chaos...."

Spicy Nacho Slaad, Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 07:15 AM

Rolls into the thread in a crash helmet makred #77 draped in a large checker flag carrying a steering wheel and the NASCAR trophy.

I was in Phoenix at the races and I won. Wow! That was the fastest race I ever ran! I brought it home for the team.

Had a blast over the weekend!

GO! TEAM! CHAOS!

Tossed Slaad, Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 07:24 AM

I would like to drink some barbecue sauce out of that trophy.

Spicy Nacho Slaad, Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 08:46 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I would like to drink some barbecue sauce out of that trophy.

Yes, you can. But don't dent it. It's mint condition.

Tossed Slaad, Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 09:53 AM

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I would like to drink some barbecue sauce out of that trophy.

Yes, you can. But don't dent it. It's mint condition.

Minty barbecue sauce? Sounds even more chaotic!

Spicy Nacho Slaad, Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 10:36 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Minty barbecue sauce? Sounds even more chaotic!

Not a chaotic as egging an audience of two hundred thousand and letting the yoke run into the race track. We Slaads are made for running on slippery surfaces. Ah the crashes, the chaos.....

Gentleman Nurn, Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 01:22 PM

That was you? Good show, my boy, good show! Yessss!

Potato Slaad, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 03:56 AM

Belly-flops into thread wearing lederhosen and a t-shirt which says "Blonds have more fun!", carrying an empty growler and a half-eaten box of chicken wings, and being followed by a flock of snow geese made up to look like clowns.

Gentleman Nurn, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 11:43 AM

Good lord man. I'm going to follow you to a party one of these days. I am apparently missing out on something. Yesssss.

In other news, I need suggestions from the anarchic masses. There is a holiday of some sorts next week and I'm unsure how to make appropriate preparations. There will be archons, I'm told. And cake. Yessss, cake.

Tuna Fish Slaad, Thu, Nov 19, 2009, 02:11 PM

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Good lord man. I'm going to follow you to a party one of these days. I am apparently missing out on something. Yesssss.

In other news, I need suggestions from the anarchic masses. There is a holiday of some sorts next week and I'm unsure how to make appropriate preparations. There will be archons, I'm told. And cake. Yessss, cake.

Food poisoning would be nice. Imagine the projectile vomiting in every possible direction. Loads of fun and even at the Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade I hear.

Spicy Nacho Slaad, Thu, Nov 19, 2009, 02:15 PM

Potato Slaad wrote:

Belly-flops into thread wearing lederhosen and a t-shirt which says "Blonds have more fun!", carrying an empty growler and a half-eaten box of chicken wings, and being followed by a flock of snow geese made up to look like clowns.

Show off, especially with the belly flop. My NASCAR experience was much better.

Whispers: Where did you get the chicken wings?

Gentleman Nurn, Thu, Nov 19, 2009, 02:31 PM

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Good lord man. I'm going to follow you to a party one of these days. I am apparently missing out on something. Yesssss.

In other news, I need suggestions from the anarchic masses. There is a holiday of some sorts next week and I'm unsure how to make appropriate preparations. There will be archons, I'm told. And cake. Yessss, cake.

Food poisoning would be nice. Imagine the projectile vomiting in every possible direction. Loads of fun and even at the Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade I hear.

Last year I used the "Purple Worm in the Turkey" trick. Madness but that was funny. I'm hard pressed to top it, but that's a start.

Ambrosia Slaad, Thu, Nov 19, 2009, 02:39 PM

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Food poisoning would be nice. Imagine the projectile vomiting in every possible direction. Loads of fun and even at the Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade I hear.

Last year I used the "Purple Worm in the Turkey" trick. Madness but that was funny. I'm hard pressed to top it, but that's a start.

TurDuckWorm?

Egg Slaad, Thu, Nov 19, 2009, 03:18 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Food poisoning would be nice. Imagine the projectile vomiting in every possible direction. Loads of fun and even at the Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade I hear.

Last year I used the "Purple Worm in the Turkey" trick. Madness but that was funny. I'm hard pressed to top it, but that's a start.

TurDuckWorm?

Mmmmm ... turduckworm ....

Gentleman Nurn, Thu, Nov 19, 2009, 03:44 PM

Yessssss.

Ambrosia Slaad, Thu, Nov 19, 2009, 03:51 PM

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Yessssss.

You don't transform into a TransMetal T-Rex do you?

Tuna Fish Slaad, Thu, Nov 19, 2009, 05:10 PM

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Good lord man. I'm going to follow you to a party one of these days. I am apparently missing out on something. Yesssss.

In other news, I need suggestions from the anarchic masses. There is a holiday of some sorts next week and I'm unsure how to make appropriate preparations. There will be archons, I'm told. And cake. Yessss, cake.

Food poisoning would be nice. Imagine the projectile vomiting in every possible direction. Loads of fun and even at the Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade I hear.

Last year I used the "Purple Worm in the Turkey" trick. Madness but that was funny. I'm hard pressed to top it, but that's a start.

Perhaps some microscopic slaad larvae in the dressing or gravy, to give it that special flavor. The dinning family could hurl after the larvae has assimilated some of their bio-material. Hmmmm, from their DNA, yes?

Tossed Slaad, Thu, Nov 19, 2009, 05:25 PM

I'm looking forward to egging lots of people over Thanksgiving. That will serve them right for serving Tossed Slaad.