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Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

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I'm at the point where I would gladly maim someone for a diet coke :/

lynora wrote:

I'm at the point where I would gladly maim someone for a diet coke :/

*Eyes grow wide*
*slowly hides diet coke behind back*

Slip and Slaad wrote:

lynora wrote:

I'm at the point where I would gladly maim someone for a diet coke :/

*Eyes grow wide*
*slowly hides diet coke behind back*

I saw that! Give it here! Give it! I wants it!

Step away from the Coke, mistress. It's for your own good. That's right, back away slowly......you will feel so much better without the horrible chemicals and fake sugars coursing through you. Here, some freshly squeezed organic lemons, filtered water and some nice blue agave nectar in a tall glass of ice....isn't that much better?

but....but.... <whimpers>

Okay.

*sips the lemonade*

That is pretty good....not diet coke, but I like it. Thanks.

Steven Tindall wrote:

lynora wrote:

The Tick wrote:

lynora wrote:

There needs to be more naughtiness in this temple. ;)

I have an inflatable Daniel Craig "real life-size" doll here for a...Lynora and Solnes. It was mistakenly sent here.

Well, we've got the real one locked up in an undisclosed location, but this will do for when we don't have the time I suppose ;)

I was wondering where he had disappered to.
I would like to offer my service to help watch over the very handsome and virule mr. craig.
I understand that as a lady with her own temple you must be very pressed for time so anything I can do to help in his care I would be delighted to do. I already have an excersie prgram lined up for him to keep him in top shape.

Ooh, that sounds delightful! You're hired. Here you go, sweetie, this piece of paper has the directions you need to find him. Oops, almost forgot.
*takes out a hypodermic and injects something into Steven*
No worries, dear. It's just a microchip. In case you get any ideas about absconding with the prisoner. It's standard procedure around here. :)

Hey, who slipped catnip into my Captain and Coke? Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Humps Daniel Craig's leg.

That's just wrong, even for you boss.

*after following directions* I must say Lady Lynora I do believe I am going to be very happy with this job. I must convey my appreciation of your treatment of the prisoner, he was allowed to roam within certain boundries and if he strayed the shock"collar" made him not want to do it again. Techincally would it still be collar if it's just a ring and not around his throat but once again the fact he is kept undressed makes it very easy for me to run my hands all over his firm body, after all I had to do a through once over just to be sure he was ok. I take my charges very seriously. Dont worry about him unless you need him for something I plan on being with him 24/7 to ensure his proper care. I can watch him do nude wide legged push-ups all day. hhhmmm I may just do that.

That's just wrong, even for you boss.

That's just wrong, even for you boss.

Starts humping Lynora's leg

SQWACK!

*flies in wearing heraldic clothing*

The Herald of your alter-ego LJ has arrived Lynora. I have to say this seems a step up from the Jack threads,

*flies in wearing heraldic clothing*

The Herald of your alter-ego LJ has arrived Lynora. I have to say this seems a step up from the Jack threads,

We do try.

So glad to hear it. I'm afraid I've been much too busy to give him the proper attention lately. I'm sure you'll do an excellent job of keeping him in shape and not let him get too lonely. ;)

Why is everyone here and not at my cult.

Your cult is boring.

Your cult is boring.

I cleaned up a couple posts in this thread. Name calling is bad, m'kay?

I cleaned up a couple posts in this thread. Name calling is bad, m'kay?

Has anyone seen my boss?

I cleaned up a couple posts in this thread. Name calling is bad, m'kay?

:)

Here you go, sweetie, this piece of paper has the directions you need to find him.

Edit: Argh, ninja'd by Tindall.

MMMMMMPH! MMM-MMM MH MMMPH!

Humps DanielCraig's leg.

Anyways, I'm feeling a little silly. It's day two of no diet coke. The silliness keeps me from going totally over the edge. hopefully I'll actually catch up on my posting today.

lynora wrote:

Anyways, I'm feeling a little silly. It's day two of no diet coke. The silliness keeps me from going totally over the edge. hopefully I'll actually catch up on my posting today.

Oopsie. {looks down at cola and honey she was generously basting on Mr. Craig}

"Y'see - on the one hand, I'm jealous, but on the other hand, not so much. Gotta love that inner conflict," Devlyn says with a grin as he pokes his head in the kitchen.

Also, it's great for NaNoPr0nMo!

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Y'see - on the one hand, I'm jealous, but on the other hand, not so much. Gotta love that inner conflict," Devlyn says with a grin as he pokes his head in the kitchen.

I need to test these things before I try them on you. Your taut muscular body is so tender in certain spots... {eyes glaze over and she smiles, lost in thought}

Also, it's great for NaNoPr0nMo!

"Carry on then - I'm sure I can amuse myself until you get the results. Hope he doesn't scar too badly!" he says with a wicked laugh.

lynora wrote:

Anyways, I'm feeling a little silly. It's day two of no diet coke. The silliness keeps me from going totally over the edge. hopefully I'll actually catch up on my posting today.

Oopsie. {looks down at cola and honey she was generously basting on Mr. Craig}

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Oopsie. {looks down at cola and honey she was generously basting on Mr. Craig}

Aw, man, that's just not right. I mean, I thought he looked delicious before. That's just not fair :/

OK, Craigee, bath time again, then back into the dungeon for a nap. Mistress Lynora will be by later and you need to be fully rested.

I think I'm starting to have trouble determining the difference between food and sex.

OK, Craigee, bath time again, then back into the dungeon for a nap. Mistress Lynora will be by later and you need to be fully rested.

"Carry on then - I'm sure I can amuse myself until you get the results. Hope he doesn't scar too badly!" he says with a wicked laugh.

Hmmm...

That doesn't sound so bad actually. :)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Carry on then - I'm sure I can amuse myself until you get the results. Hope he doesn't scar too badly!" he says with a wicked laugh.

SCAR?! He better not, Mistress Lynora would flog me.

Hmmm...

That doesn't sound so bad actually. :)

Now, now, there's no need to go damaging my favorite toy. If you want to be flogged, that can be arranged ;)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

SCAR?! He better not, Mistress Lynora would flog me.

Hmmm...

That doesn't sound so bad actually. :)

*cracks whip*

Now, now, there's no need to go damaging my favorite toy. If you want to be flogged, that can be arranged ;)

Mr. Craig is squeaky clean of marinade, dried off, and strapped comfortably to his bed in the dungeon. Will there be anything else, Celestial Mistress?

lynora wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

SCAR?! He better not, Mistress Lynora would flog me.

Hmmm...

That doesn't sound so bad actually. :)

*cracks whip*

Now, now, there's no need to go damaging my favorite toy. If you want to be flogged, that can be arranged ;)

SQUEE!- er, um, ok. {tries hard not to do happy dance}

Mr. Craig is squeaky clean of marinade, dried off, and strapped comfortably to his bed in the dungeon. Will there be anything else, Celestial Mistress?

If you'll just step into my room here, we can get started with that ;)

So why did you cut the hole into the bottom of the chair, I don't under... oh. OH.

HA.

Ya'll need a real man around here. Ah guess I'll volunteer.

Sounds like you've finished your chores. And now you can have your dessert. ;)

If you'll just step into my room here, we can get started with that ;)

Ya'll need a real man around here. Ah guess I'll volunteer.

Babe, ya'll have no ideah.

Babe, ya'll have no ideah.

*wicked smile*

Another filthy thread...

Ya'll need a real man around here. Ah guess I'll volunteer.

NASCAR Jack wrote:

Babe, ya'll have no ideah.

Why don't we find out?

*wicked smile*