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Fake Healer, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 03:42 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

Ah, so now we're getting to the root of the problem...

One more of those and I'm gonna leave, even if I have to uproot the whole lot of you. I know this is nutty but I hope my stance will bear fruit and I won't have to put a pistil to my head. I'll only sta'men if you all stop with the puns. Not to put a stigma on them or anything but I feel there's got to be a better way to do this, anther? Oh well, I gotta petal on out of here but I hope you all filament what I said.
This bike is heavy, I need to find better transpiration to get around with.
See you guys later and I love you all, not to get sappy or anything.

Carnivorous_Bean, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 04:38 PM

**Rustle rustle**

Hm, I feel oddly comfortable in this thread.

Ranch Dretching, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 04:49 PM

Frat Jack wrote:

*Walks in with the Ranch dressing*

Salad time!

*pukes a little*

You didn't tell me we were seeing salads! I want to go back to where the slaads are, nitwit!

Frat Jack, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 04:53 PM

Ranch Dretching wrote:

Frat Jack wrote:

*Walks in with the Ranch dressing*

Salad time!

*pukes a little*

You didn't tell me we were seeing salads! I want to go back to where the slaads are, nitwit!

*pukes a little more*

Tossed Slaad, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 05:26 PM

Ranch Dretching wrote:

Frat Jack wrote:

*Walks in with the Ranch dressing*

Salad time!

*pukes a little*

You didn't tell me we were seeing salads! I want to go back to where the slaads are, nitwit!

Did somebody say slaad?

*eggs Hannibal Lecter*

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, Nov 13, 2009, 06:17 PM

Hey, looks like the pig is roasted.

Leaf Ericson, Fri, Nov 13, 2009, 06:19 PM

Isn't it almost time for our "Day of the Triffids" reenactment?

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, Nov 13, 2009, 06:39 PM

Sweet...I bought lots of mobile desalinizer units to keep things from going like they did last time.

Carnivorous_Bean, Sat, Nov 14, 2009, 07:07 AM

Leaf Ericson wrote:

Isn't it almost time for our "Day of the Triffids" reenactment?

I believe it is, my brother.

**Cracks his leafy knuckles in anticipation**

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Nov 14, 2009, 08:51 AM

Fake Healer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Ah, so now we're getting to the root of the problem...

One more of those and I'm gonna leave, even if I have to uproot the whole lot of you. I know this is nutty but I hope my stance will bear fruit and I won't have to put a pistil to my head. I'll only sta'men if you all stop with the puns. Not to put a stigma on them or anything but I feel there's got to be a better way to do this, anther? Oh well, I gotta petal on out of here but I hope you all filament what I said.
This bike is heavy, I need to find better transpiration to get around with.
See you guys later and I love you all, not to get sappy or anything.

[Well done!]

I was itching to post more for this topic but i think I'm done...

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 09:22 AM

Sprays anti-fungals and anti-bacterials in the area where CJ was posting.

Infernal Healer, Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 09:54 AM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sprays anti-fungals and anti-bacterials in the area where CJ was posting.

That's a terrible thing to call Callous Jack!

I like it.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Tue, Nov 17, 2009, 08:14 AM

Hey, he was the one with the itch, and I don't like to invite people over for a cook-out and have them catch something other than the aromas and flavors of high grade meats.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 17, 2009, 10:40 AM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hey, he was the one with the itch, and I don't like to invite people over for a cook-out and have them catch something other than the aromas and flavors of high grade meats.

I think we're just scratching the surface of this problem.

Celestial Healer, Tue, Nov 17, 2009, 11:57 AM

I think this thread gave me chlamydia.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Nov 17, 2009, 12:51 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

I think this thread gave me chlamydia.

Don't forget about the electro-gonnorhea!

Celestial Healer, Tue, Nov 17, 2009, 01:54 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I think this thread gave me chlamydia.

Don't forget about the electro-gonnorhea!

I don't believe I ever could.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Tue, Nov 17, 2009, 03:45 PM

Geez, do you people have to pollute my thread with your STDs?

I'm calling a fumigator!

Celestial Healer, Tue, Nov 17, 2009, 03:49 PM

Blame Callous Jack. He was the first person with an itch.

Lore-muck, Tue, Nov 17, 2009, 03:51 PM

Here I am. Hmm...looks like your angelic visitor hasn't always been an angel. I'll set some foggers out around the thread and get this cleared up. Infected visitors can come back once they have a note from their Dr.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Nov 20, 2009, 06:59 AM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Blame Callous Jack. He was the first person with an itch.

Hey, I'm not the one dating Poison Ivy!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, Nov 20, 2009, 07:33 AM

Hey, protection + testing = I'm clean, poison ivy or no poison ivy. He who symptomed it, contracted it.

Wheels grills away from fumigation.

Leaf Ericson, Fri, Jan 22, 2010, 03:48 PM

Is it spring yet?

Time for this thing to bud anew. No sticks allowed! (Well, except evil and/or dark sticks, I suppose)

Charles Emerson Winchester, Fri, Jan 22, 2010, 03:50 PM

Hannibal Lecter wrote:

Liver.

I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!

The Stick of Darkness, Fri, Jan 22, 2010, 03:51 PM

Hello.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, Jan 29, 2010, 02:41 PM

Even here I can't escape my evil identical siblings?

Leaf Ericson, Fri, Jan 29, 2010, 07:04 PM

Stick it to 'em, Mairkurion!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, Jan 29, 2010, 07:05 PM

Never to dudes...

ulgulanoth, Sat, Jan 30, 2010, 01:34 PM

woa a plant thread... go plants?

Leaf Ericson, Sat, Jan 30, 2010, 01:56 PM

We don't have many beings who root for us. Thanks.

ulgulanoth, Sat, Jan 30, 2010, 02:01 PM

people should root plants

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Sat, Jan 30, 2010, 07:55 PM

People should put down roots.

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Fiction Subscriber), Sat, Jan 30, 2010, 07:58 PM

People are the root of all evil.

Wet Blanket, Sat, Jan 30, 2010, 07:59 PM

Roots...what's the deal with those things?

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Sat, Jan 30, 2010, 08:01 PM

The chicks dig 'em...

Adam Daigle (Contributor), Sat, Jan 30, 2010, 10:57 PM

Spoiler:

ulgulanoth, Sun, Jan 31, 2010, 02:11 AM

also... flowers, how would men attract women without flowers (which distract them) without plant?

go plants!

ps: i'll steal that from you...

Crimson Jester, Sat, Feb 6, 2010, 09:24 PM

Necromancy

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Sat, Feb 6, 2010, 09:25 PM

Adam Daigle wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Whoa, just seeing this. I'd love to Daigle, and thanks for thinking of me, but I'm in a real crunch time through February.

Roy Orbison, Sat, Feb 6, 2010, 09:30 PM

Crimson Jester's necromancy resurrects Roy Orbison from the dead, who begins to sing the shrine's theme song:

Come on baby, let me take you by the hand
Come on sugar, let me take you by the hand
You're for me, let me be, all your own
Planty, your planty, plantyman

Come on baby, I love your honey loving ways
Baby, sweet thing, I love your honey loving
Your honey loving ways
Come to me, let me be, all your own
Planty, your planty, plantyman

Come on woman, gonna treat you right
Give you planty kisses every single night!

(planty man, planty man)
Planty man!
(planty man, planty man)

You're for me, let me be, all your own
Planty, your planty, plantyman

Yeah, planty, planty, planty
I've got green, green wood for you
Yeah, planty, planty, planty
I've got green, green wood for you

Crimson Jester, Sat, Feb 6, 2010, 09:41 PM

Golf Clap