drunken_nomad wrote:

Im not sure Id call him rock, but I really like Gordon Lightfoots "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".

When I was little, I got words mixed up and referred to that song as "The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald."

My mom was like, "Hey, she doesn't drink *that* much..."

My conspiracy-theory-of-the-moment is that Fox decided that former X-Files fans wouldn't accept Fringe, but would cling to their old favorite, so they deliberately released a truly abominably craptacular X-Files movie the summer before Fringe started, to snap the old X-Files fans out of their nostalgic love for the show and open them up to the possibility of accepting Fringe as it's spiritual successor. So yeah, that's my theory, that X-Files 2 sucked *deliberately,* so that it's fanbase would give Fringe a chance. :)

Clark Peterson does not exist. Clark Peterson is an alias of Orcus.
This perfectly explains his power, success, and maxed out ability stats.

Runelord Sorshen did not go into stasis before the Earthfall. She came to Earth and currently works at Paizo. James Jacobs has been struggling to warn us of this since the days of Dungeon and Dragon magazines, but his willpower is not strong enough to overcome her domination, and all we see are occasional subconcious pleas for help.

And the Illuminati are spying on your right now, as you read this message, waiting to see how you react to it. They allow me to post regarding their existence, since they do not think that anyone will take me seriously. I am useful as disinformation to them, by a process of reverse-psychology.
Nobody wonders why Wizards of the Coast haven't yet put Paizo out of business... It is because Hasbro is the secret puppet of Paizo, and 4th Edition was Jason Bulmahn's trial-run for PFRPG. Having divided the market Paizo will now proceed to conquer in August 2009, with an Orwellain 1984 style endgame where they in fact control all sides of an ongoing and endless edition war.
However I urge you to keep on thinking I'm crazy, because that's the only way that you can remain safe. ;)

David Fryer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

My co-workers are out to get me.

This is supposed to be about conspiracy theories. It's not a theroy if it's true.

What is a theroy? And, does it having anything to do with vampiric midgets?

The Theroy Empire came from a distant star system, that supernovaed sometime ago, and have decided to make our Earth their new home. Before they invade, they plan to eliminate ALL life on this world, but they first need to gather the resources necessary to construct their “world cleanser”.
To accomplish this, they have built robots who wander the Earth disguised as humans, gathering the material they desperately need, namely, tin.
You may have seen some of the robotic Theroy agents and taken no notice of them, thinking them harmless tramps, not realizing that their cartloads of tin cans were destined for a flying-saucer-ride to the dark side of the Moon, where the “world cleanser” is being built.
In the lunar Theroy factories, the tin cans are hammered flat and welded together, making a giant tin disk, which, when it’s large enough, they will launce into space, where their flying saucers will latch onto it and tow it into position---DIRECTLY BETWEEN THE EARTH AND THE SUN!!!
Within days the Earth will freeze over and all life will die.

This is their plan, and it’s up to you all to stop them. From the start there has been resistance, brave men like David Fryer and myself have infiltrated Theroy colonies (colonies disguised as recycling facilities), reprogrammed their robot scavengers, and tried desperately to warn world leaders of the danger; but they would not listen. Yes, it is now up to you to stop the Theroy, and this is how it can be done. Whenever you find an empty tin can, do one of the following, (1) bring it to a trusted recycling facility, or (2) destroy it beyond recognition.

I’ll sign off now. This post will probably be flagged soon by Theroy agents, and Theroy assassins will soon be on my trail (notice that we haven’t heard anything from David Fryer since he tried to warn you), so spread the word, alert your friends to the Theroy menace, and there may still be hope for the world.

Run, run for your life. Just remember, the only way to confuse a Theroy assassin is to wear pink underwear, the more frills the better.

Sheesh; i have started and pushed a conspiracy theory thread for a long time now; finally let it fade and here comes this johnny come lately hehe; aight that the way of it; got to be a conspiracy to drive me nuts.

Okay, after having fun in another thread spouting off a wacky and completely made up conspiracy theory, I had a though. I bet the combined imagination of this board could come up with some pretty crazy and entertaining conspiracy theories. So let's here what you have to say on the subject. And just for the record, Gary is not dead. he is in hiding preparing to lead the resistance when the undead armies of Planet Orcus arrive.

What? Theroy? Oh-ho, so that's what Greed's minions' latest plot is. Tsk, tsk.
Oh well, nothing to see here, Paizonians. You will hear from the Runelords however, or at least from our representatives as soon as the Grand Subjugation License is prepared and signed.

It's all part of the conspiracy.

Sheesh; i have started and pushed a conspiracy theory thread for a long time now; finally let it fade and here comes this johnny come lately hehe; aight that the way of it; got to be a conspiracy to drive me nuts.

Apostle of Gygax wrote:

Okay, after having fun in another thread spouting off a wacky and completely made up conspiracy theory, I had a though. I bet the combined imagination of this board could come up with some pretty crazy and entertaining conspiracy theories. So let's here what you have to say on the subject. And just for the record, Gary is not dead. he is in hiding preparing to lead the resistance when the undead armies of Planet Orcus arrive.

4th Edition caused the recession.

4th Edition caused the recession.

David Fryer wrote:

4th Edition caused the recession.

I blame bush for 4th Edition.

David Fryer wrote:

4th Edition caused the recession.

I blame bush for 4th Edition.

mene mene tekel upharsin?

mene mene tekel upharsin?

I think the Knights of Malta splinter groups are more concerning.

Enough of that. Everyone knows the Templars are monitoring us. Are you two trying to get us shut down? ;}

Enough of that. Everyone knows the Templars are monitering us. Are you two trying to get us shut down? ;}

I'll just call King Philip IV and solve that little problem. Won't hurt to have some Pope Clement V back up either.

Yes, Templars, you can have your secret of the Sang Real, but y'all have no protection from a Royal debtor who doesn't like to pay bills...

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Because I'm seeing gorrilas, riding pteradactyls, stealing a boat.

When the gorillas are done with the pterdactyls, send them over to the Place of the Winds.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Because I'm seeing gorrilas, riding pteradactyls, stealing a boat.

Thanks to quantum entanglement, then the kid who was in your class at senior school who still picked his nose stuck his finger in, he was also touching the inside of your nose...how does that make you feel?

David Fryer wrote:

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Because I'm seeing gorrilas, riding pteradactyls, stealing a boat.

They have peyote in Utah? Man, and I thought Southeast Texas and Northern Mexico had the monoploly...

Tokyo was actually destroyed by a volcano but the media is trying to trick us into not believing it. linky

The scary thing is that someone was actually serious when posting that.

Thanks to quantum entanglement, then the kid who was in your class at senior school who still picked his nose stuck his finger in, he was also touching the inside of your nose...how does that make you feel?

I'm pretty sure that my wife's collection of shoes is close to achieving sentience. I think they are going to form some sort of hive mind, and that my wife and I will wake one morning to find ourselves, Gulliver-like, tied to the bed with shoe laces while they march off to plot their Prada-inspired deeds of mayhem and destruction.

I'm pretty sure that my wife's collection of shoes is close to achieving sentience. I think they are going to form some sort of hive mind, and that my wife and I will wake one morning to find ourselves, Gulliver-like, tied to the bed with shoe laces while they march off to plot their Prada-inspired deeds of mayhem and destruction.

WoW new addon "Warth of the Lich King" was created because Blizzard is about to Jump the Shark and go into Universe of Starrcraft....

which in truth is an idea to destabilize the goverments of the world when millions of fans and user leave to the streets and strike in protests for the lack of WoW

then... Blizzard will ransom the return of WoW in exchange for becoming the new and only Church of the Light

WotC tried something similar, but Paizo was there to save the world from them.

PS: oh yes I am that sick :P

Tom Hanks is a better actor than anyone thinks. The fact is, there is no Tom Hanks and there never was.

There is only Pardue the Holy Man.

The current tension in world affairs is being ratcheted up by coverups of massive size. In order to keep the world calm, the entire media, including all Internet bloggers, have sworn not to reveal that Japan now lays under half a kilometer of lava from several dozen volcanic eruptions. The Halliburton Hurricane Machine has been redeployed from the Gulf to the Pacific to blow any sulphuric clouds over China, where they won't be noticed. The Gnomes of Zurich fear this information will make their stock less valuable, so they have directed their media minions to keep drawing large-eyed animated characters in an attempt to keep up the charade as long as possible.

Aberzombie wrote:

I'm pretty sure that my wife's collection of shoes is close to achieving sentience. I think they are going to form some sort of hive mind, and that my wife and I will wake one morning to find ourselves, Gulliver-like, tied to the bed with shoe laces while they march off to plot their Prada-inspired deeds of mayhem and destruction.

The Pradas and the Jimmy Choos will never get along and their revolution will devolve into civil war leaving a power vacuum that will be exploited by the fundamentalist Nikes leading to inter-closet terrorism.

Who the hell is Jimmy Choos, and should I care what kind of shoes he is wearing?

Its part of their master plan to render 51%(52-3% if you count the guys that like to wear women's clothing)of the earth's population incapacitated by tricking them into wearing impractical footwear. I tried to convince them that impractical lingerie would be more effective but I am only an honorary Gnome of Zurich so my vote doesn't count.