Jus' sayin'.

This has nothing whatsoever to do with development on his scenario. Nope. Not at all. No way.

But you all should know he's evil incarnate.

Yeah, but Lawful, Neutral or Chaotic evil?

Yeah, but Lawful, Neutral or Chaotic evil?

His chaos is only held in check by the binding seals engraved into his flesh.

Clinton's brand of evil recognizes neither law nor chaos and is unfamiliar with the term "neutral." It is the black ichor that dwells in the hearts of men. It is pure, unadulterated, vile, darkness.

And this has nothing WHATSOEVER to do with his scenario. Nope.

Mothman wrote:

Yeah, but Lawful, Neutral or Chaotic evil?

His chaos is only held in check by the binding seals engraved into his flesh.

I thought it was those cool leather straps of his Hennet costume?

Mothman wrote:

Yeah, but Lawful, Neutral or Chaotic evil?

His chaos is only held in check by the binding seals engraved into his flesh.

Well, the man does have a (reversed for warding, IIRC) Yellow Sign tattoo...

Poor Josh,
You saw the W&W video didn't you...

Clinton's brand of evil recognizes neither law nor chaos and is unfamiliar with the term "neutral." It is the black ichor that dwells in the hearts of men. It is pure, unadulterated, vile, darkness.

And this has nothing WHATSOEVER to do with his scenario. Nope.

<sad sigh>

Although there *may* be some posters out there reading this thread who are unaware of what lurks in the depths of Clinton Boomer's soul. And to them, I would advise that they go and read his Superstar entries. And to be afraid- yes very afraid- if you intend to run a PC through any adventure written by him (unless he was operating in 'design a single encounter' mode when he wrote it, and even then expect much wackiness and horrible dilemmas).

I actually feel rather safe being from England.

It seems that the thousands of miles distance is needed to protect one-self from the insanity that is known only as The Boomer.

Cheers! :D

What do you mean?

At GenCon, he seemed no more evil than Daigle,
or Hitchcock,
or Sir Wulf,
or Kortes,
or Logue.....

Ah, now I see.

Ah, but Clinton isn't the end of the spectrum.

The heirarchy goes something like;

Lawful Evil < Chaotic Evil < Neutral Evil < Book of Vile Darkness Evil < Celebrity Skank Pop Divas < People whose Belly Buttons Stick Out, Instead of In < Clinton Boomer < Lovecraftian Elder Thing Gibbering to Itself in the Dark Places Between the Stars < Reality Television < Hitler's Brain-Eating Zombie Corpse < Nick Logue < Cubs Fans

I :twinkie symbol: Boomer!

Set,
Lawful Evil < Chaotic Evil < Neutral Evil < Book of Vile Darkness Evil < Celebrity Skank Pop Divas < People whose Belly Buttons Stick Out, Instead of In < Clinton Boomer < Lovecraftian Elder Thing Gibbering to Itself in the Dark Places Between the Stars < Reality Television < Hitler's Brain-Eating Zombie Corpse < Nick Logue < Raiders Fans

fixed that for you

I thought it was those cool leather straps of his Hennet costume?

That's not Hennet...oh, no, it's worse than that...

Ah, but Clinton isn't the end of the spectrum.

The heirarchy goes something like;

Lawful Evil < Chaotic Evil < Neutral Evil < Book of Vile Darkness Evil < Celebrity Skank Pop Divas < People whose Belly Buttons Stick Out, Instead of In < Clinton Boomer < Lovecraftian Elder Thing Gibbering to Itself in the Dark Places Between the Stars < Reality Television < Hitler's Brain-Eating Zombie Corpse < Nick Logue < Cubs Fans

<Snip>

Saved for posterity.

< Raiders Fans

fixed that for you

It was a trap. I don't like any sports where people keep their clothes on, actually. The Cubs just seemed like low-hanging fruit.

Silly Josh, Boomer hasn't written a scenario yet. I'm looking at the full list on the Pathfinder Society Scenarios page and it's not there. You're clearly suffering from a concussion or the lingering effects of working with Nick Logue for months on end. Perhaps you'd best go lie down and let less delusional folk take over.

Silly Josh, Boomer hasn't written a scenario yet. I'm looking at the full list on the Pathfinder Society Scenarios page and it's not there. You're clearly suffering from a concussion or the lingering effects of working with Nick Logue for months on end. Perhaps you'd best go lie down and let less delusional folk take over.

** spoiler omitted **

Maybe Josh is telling us that Clinton Boomer has won the open calls for PFS #19, #20, and #21 (even though the last has yet to be announced), although it surprises me to learn that Boomer managed to keep within a 750 word limit*.

*Hmmm. The training on the Campaign Setting writing may have helped him manage word-count effectively.

Matthew Morris wrote:

I thought it was those cool leather straps of his Hennet costume?

That's not Hennet...oh, no, it's worse than that...

That's a cute one,

I actually feel rather safe being from England.

It seems that the thousands of miles distance is needed to protect one-self from the insanity that is known only as The Boomer.

Cheers! :D

Oot oo th' fwoyyimpam, inner thavooyer, innit Mr. Pett?

ComicJam wrote:

I actually feel rather safe being from England.

It seems that the thousands of miles distance is needed to protect one-self from the insanity that is known only as The Boomer.

Cheers! :D

Oot oo th' fwoyyimpam, inner thavooyer, innit Mr. Pett?

Er... you what? o_O

Cheers! :D

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

ComicJam wrote:

I actually feel rather safe being from England.

It seems that the thousands of miles distance is needed to protect one-self from the insanity that is known only as The Boomer.

Cheers! :D

Oot oo th' fwoyyimpam, inner thavooyer, innit Mr. Pett?

Er... you what? o_O

Cheers! :D

He's saying 'out of the frying pan into the fire' and pointing out to you that you may be safe from Boomer but that both Pett AND Logue are currently in this country (the UK).

He's saying 'out of the frying pan into the fire' and pointing out to you that you may be safe from Boomer but that both Pett AND Logue are currently in this country (the UK).

Ah, bugger... I also know that Mr. Logue is not far away from me! :S

Cheers! :D

I also know that Mr. Logue is not far away from me! :S

Been seeing the traditional signs? Rash of two-headed calves being born and all that?

ComicJam wrote:

I also know that Mr. Logue is not far away from me! :S

Been seeing the traditional signs? Rash of two-headed calves being born and all that?

The rural signs are the ones that impinge mostly on one's sanity... Thankfully I live slap-bang in the centre of arguably the largest European city!

My sanity is saved...

...

...

Er... Why am I the only one here...? Where's everybody gone...? Why are the walls all white and soft...? o_O

Cheers! :D

Jus' sayin'.

This has nothing whatsoever to do with development on his scenario. Nope. Not at all. No way.

But you all should know he's evil incarnate.
. . . . . . . . . . . .

From the "Who's Submitting for the PFS scenerios 19 & 20 Open Call?

Small Attention Span wrote: Hey, Mr. Frost, any news?

James Jacobs wrote: Josh is out sick today, alas... so updates may be somewhat delayed for a day or three."

Boomer doesn't like to be "outed," eh!

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

He's saying 'out of the frying pan into the fire' and pointing out to you that you may be safe from Boomer but that both Pett AND Logue are currently in this country (the UK).

Ah, bugger... I also know that Mr. Logue is not far away from me! :S

Cheers! :D

Hey's in southend isn't he?

Hey's in southend isn't he?

Think so, he went to the drama school there...

Cheers! :D

The scenario that won me the coveted EVIL metit-badge from Josh Frost is now available!

Dig it!

The Third Riddle

I haven't read the adventure yet, but until I do, I believe that Boomer is no less evil than I am. Consider:

- I killed my whole party in my Iron DM win.
- Last year I sent my Iron DM party out to destroy the entire world (big bunch of SOFTIES!).
- For my first time as PFS GM, I sold the entire party into slavery and gave two of them leprosy.
- I made Josh sit through another 'violence towards children meeting'.
- Have you read about the Ascension of the Drow characters? Ask around for people who played a Sardavic.

Follow that up with Boomer bought me a Dew. How bad can the guy be, really?

I haven't read the adventure yet, but until I do, I believe that Boomer is no less evil than I am. Consider:

- I killed my whole party in my Iron DM win.
- Last year I sent my Iron DM party out to destroy the entire world (big bunch of SOFTIES!).

Ah, Iron DM. Have played this past year and a couple of years ago (where Steven "Ancient Sensei" Helt was my DM...this year it was the BUTCHER...), I have to say, I'm tempted to attend GenCon just on Saturday for Iron DM. There's never more than a handful of women in a testosterone-heavy room, but damn, it's a lot of fun. BONZAI!

I haven't read the adventure yet, but until I do, I believe that Boomer is no less evil than I am.

Oh, now, wait a second ... I didn't say that I was as evil as YOU ARE!

Come on, man! There's wicked-bad, there's NASTY - and then there's Helt.

*grin*

Weaklings

...all of you.

Because Booms is my friend, I will allow the possibility that he stole the Dew from Josh Frost DURING a meeting about violence towards children, and then gave it to me to prove the theft was not based out of need.

Taking another man's Dew IS evil.

Ah, Iron DM. Have played this past year and a couple of years ago (where Steven "Ancient Sensei" Helt was my DM...this year it was the BUTCHER...),

Which table were you at? Who did you play? Did your adventure include the following elements assigned just before the adventure?*

minotaurs magma flashbacks frost giants
mistaken identity funerals weddings dragons
time travel

*

For those of you who haven't played it yet, Iron DM at Gen Con is THE bomb. 21 cocky DMs get liquored up on Dew (or, if you're Necessary Evil, just liquored up) and then have to write a flawless adventure using three random elements (while helping your table through character creation) in one hour.

Or, the men among boys use more elements, throw in a few dream theater references, take a nap, write up another Ascension of the Drow character. You know. To make it fair.

I KNOW Booms is gonna step into the ring this year, right?

Hey, Boomer is not evil, maybe a bit wicked and crazy but not all out evil. Someone with such a great taste in art just can't be downright evil :P

Which table were you at? Who did you play? Did your adventure include the following elements assigned just before the adventure?*

minotaurs magma flashbacks frost giants
mistaken identity funerals weddings dragons
time travel

* ** spoiler omitted **

I was at your table the year of magma, minotaurs and mistaken identity (plus everything from the years before). I played a fighter with a stutter. I had a ton of fun with that adventure. I also won my Listen Check by guessing the die and the number rolled-I'm still proud of that. lol

This past year, I had the Butcher. That was fun. We played diametrically-opposed siblings, which was hilarious.

Hugo knows: the Booms, no matter how evil, can't resist the power of great art.

And as for that Dew, well ... I got it from Tim Hitchcock.

THAT makes it evil!

*plays evil laugh tape -click-*

MWAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA!!!...

:p

Steven T. Helt wrote:

I haven't read the adventure yet, but until I do, I believe that Boomer is no less evil than I am. Consider:

- I killed my whole party in my Iron DM win.
- Last year I sent my Iron DM party out to destroy the entire world (big bunch of SOFTIES!).

Ah, Iron DM. Have played this past year and a couple of years ago (where Steven "Ancient Sensei" Helt was my DM...this year it was the BUTCHER...), I have to say, I'm tempted to attend GenCon just on Saturday for Iron DM. There's never more than a handful of women in a testosterone-heavy room, but damn, it's a lot of fun. BONZAI!

If I ever get to GenCon, I will definitely have to check out Iron DM, from either side of the screen it sounds like the bomb.

If I ever get to GenCon, I will definitely have to check out Iron DM, from either side of the screen it sounds like the bomb.

The absolute best six hours of your life that you'll never see again. I promise.

In many ways I still feel that was my best DMing ever. I didn't win that year (0.02 points!), but I racked up a few perfect scores and I still keep some of the comments from those score sheets as good luck charms.

That was a very special game to me, I am glad you were there. And now I'm glad you're here! Just waiting for Boomer's adventure to cause some trouble and require him to explain himself!

(Hey - you should compete next year and take your stab!)

I also won my Listen Check by guessing the die and the number rolled-I'm still proud of that. lol

That was one of the toughest Gamer Olympics games, and yes, I was super impressed that someone got both parts of it. Keen senses you have!

Oh, and....BANZAI!

The scenario that won me the coveted EVIL metit-badge from Josh Frost is now available!

Dig it!

The Third Riddle

it would take time Boomer... i want a friend to DM it to us... I would run the one from Allison :P

For those who want to see more of the evil mr Boomer is capable of, here's a sample

;)

For those who want to see more of the evil mr Boomer is capable of, here's a sample

** spoiler omitted **

;)

That is awesome, Mr. Butterfrog!

For those who want to see more of the evil mr Boomer is capable of, here's a sample

** spoiler omitted **

;)

I could have sworn he asked for nudes....

I could have sworn he asked for nudes....

He did, and doing seriously kinky stuff.... but I had to refuse :P

That is awesome, Mr. Butterfrog!

Indeed - Hugo did a truly amazing job!

Miss Emily was overwhelmed at the beauty & quality of the work, and I've never been more pleased to give any birthday gift.

Thank you, Butterfrog!