B-b-b-Brainnnnnnssssss.....

Hmmm....better, but you don't have to stutter unless you want to.

Brainsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Brainsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Hey didn't you sell me pants?

Yeah, you did at that place. What was it called again?

Aberzombie & Lich or something like that.

Agent Dee wrote:

Move along citizens. Nothing to see here.

OMG!!! It's the Men In Black! Run for it! Before they melt your brains with their death ray!!!!!

Oh that's nonsense. Their death ray is designed to melt the eyes and skull, not the brain. Oh my no I need THAT for my future experiments... Mmmyes.

Well, at least these guys aren't from the Gamer Life section. Those guys are crazy.

Time for some word games.

This is boring.

BttH? What does that mean?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, at least these guys aren't from the Gamer Life section. Those guys are crazy.

Hey, now that's just imitation!

*Cleaves everyone in the thread, then disappears with a puff of smoke.*

SirUraz wrote:

Well, at least these guys aren't from the Gamer Life section. Those guys are crazy.

Hey, now that's just imitation!

Well of course silly man! I'm a clone! That's what we do best. You should see the random facts in my profile.

SirUrza wrote:

SirUraz wrote:

Well, at least these guys aren't from the Gamer Life section. Those guys are crazy.

Hey, now that's just imitation!

Well of course silly man! I'm a clone! That's what we do best. You should see the random facts in my profile.

I saw.

Excusa, Sir Urza?

Is this healing based necromancy or evil undead necromancy?

Is this healing based necromancy or evil undead necromancy?

Since we all just got cleaved any kind of necromancy at this point is probably a good kind. :P

BttH? What does that mean?

WTF!

Can we get this thread back on topic please? I'm too lazy to read upthread, where it the beholder?

I'm sorry, 0gre. The beholder got trampled by the Brown Urus.

I am no longer voting for Ogre after his vulgar display in this topic. Good day, sir!

WTF!

Can we get this thread back on topic please? I'm too lazy to read upthread, where it the beholder?

~ZAP!~

<busily stats up an Astrumal to throw at the Beholder>

Is this healing based necromancy or evil undead necromancy?

Wait a moment, I thought healing spells were all conjuration these days? Healing spells, that is, not Lawful Evil 'I pick your pocket with my vampiric stuff' magic.

Edit:
Oh what the heck, smurf.

0gre wrote:

WTF!

Can we get this thread back on topic please? I'm too lazy to read upthread, where it the beholder?

~ZAP!~

~stomps in and gobbles up remains~

Ooo! A new fwiend!

Ooo! A new fwiend!

Whose pet is this? And I asked 'pet', note, not 'Pett'.

Hee-hee-hee!

Hee-hee-hee!

Now now, little man. Run along home to bed, or else you will be charged for my time.

*AWRK*

Starts preparing an invoice for consultation fee with travel & entertaining expenses, and 50,000 GP worth of shares options...

I got some chocolates from the Jacks. Anyone want any? I'll be glad to share. Puts down box.

<strolls out like Randall>

SirUraz wrote:

Well, at least these guys aren't from the Gamer Life section. Those guys are crazy.

Hey, now that's just imitation!

Flattening is the sincerest form of imitation. Something like that...

Hrmmmph.
Flies out.

*AWRK*
Flies out mournfully in the dragon's wake.

Shameless. Quite shameless. Worthless posts by jumped up aliases trying to get ahead of ME in the post count game.
Tsks at Smagnavast and the Stork, then realises he can't bill anyone for it, and goes back to preparing his invoice for Little Timmy.

I got some chocolates from the Jacks. Anyone want any? I'll be glad to share. Puts down box.

<strolls out like Randall>

Maybe dwagons don't wike chocwit?

Oops. I entered the wrong thread. I meant to go to "the website is down." My mistake.

Urizen wrote:

I got some chocolates from the Jacks. Anyone want any? I'll be glad to share. Puts down box.

<strolls out like Randall>

Maybe dwagons don't wike chocwit?

Hah! There you go. You owe me two hundred and fifty thousand gold pieces, plus whatever my lawyer charges you. In this case you may consider my legal represenative to be the messageboard regular commonly known as 'Sebastian'.

This topic is really... strange..

This topic is really... strange..

Is it actually possible to go off-topic on this thread without staying on something remotely resembling the original topic?

Sorcerers of the Shore wrote:

0gre wrote:

WTF!

Can we get this thread back on topic please? I'm too lazy to read upthread, where it the beholder?

~ZAP!~

~stomps in and gobbles up remains~

Woo hoo! I knew if I waited long enough, I'd find someone like you! Even if you're not quite the real thing...

Seoni Stunt Double wrote:

This topic is really... strange..

Is it actually possible to go off-topic on this thread without staying on something remotely resembling the original topic?

What? My Int is only 10.. I'm confused.

Tarrasque Substitute wrote:

Sorcerers of the Shore wrote:

0gre wrote:

WTF!

Can we get this thread back on topic please? I'm too lazy to read upthread, where it the beholder?

~ZAP!~

~stomps in and gobbles up remains~

Woo hoo! I knew if I waited long enough, I'd find someone like you! Even if you're not quite the real thing...

High fives all around? Wait.. you don't have any hands do you?

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Seoni Stunt Double wrote:

This topic is really... strange..

Is it actually possible to go off-topic on this thread without staying on something remotely resembling the original topic?

What? My Int is only 10.. I'm confused.

I thought you got a Will save against confusion, so why would Int matter anyway?

SirUrza wrote:

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Seoni Stunt Double wrote:

This topic is really... strange..

Is it actually possible to go off-topic on this thread without staying on something remotely resembling the original topic?

What? My Int is only 10.. I'm confused.

I thought you got a Will save against confusion, so why would Int matter anyway?

Wait.. you're casting a spell on me now? I'm not sure that's in my contract for this volume.. could someone call my lawyer?

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

SirUrza wrote:

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Seoni Stunt Double wrote:

This topic is really... strange..

Is it actually possible to go off-topic on this thread without staying on something remotely resembling the original topic?

What? My Int is only 10.. I'm confused.

I thought you got a Will save against confusion, so why would Int matter anyway?

Wait.. you're casting a spell on me now? I'm not sure that's in my contract for this volume.. could someone call my lawyer?

*Pfft!*

Tarrasque Pinworm wrote:

Tarrasque Substitute wrote:

Sorcerers of the Shore wrote:

0gre wrote:

WTF!

Can we get this thread back on topic please? I'm too lazy to read upthread, where it the beholder?

~ZAP!~

~stomps in and gobbles up remains~

Woo hoo! I knew if I waited long enough, I'd find someone like you! Even if you're not quite the real thing...

High fives all around? Wait.. you don't have any hands do you?

<Blushes>

Awww, I hoped you'd love me for who I am...

Seoni Stunt Double wrote:

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

SirUrza wrote:

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Seoni Stunt Double wrote:

This topic is really... strange..

Is it actually possible to go off-topic on this thread without staying on something remotely resembling the original topic?

What? My Int is only 10.. I'm confused.

I thought you got a Will save against confusion, so why would Int matter anyway?

Wait.. you're casting a spell on me now? I'm not sure that's in my contract for this volume.. could someone call my lawyer?

*Pfft!*

You called?
Wait, are you on my list?

Umm no sir.. but Timmy over there might need a lawyer, those evil bankers are out for his ummm soul.

Little Timmy wrote:

Urizen wrote:

I got some chocolates from the Jacks. Anyone want any? I'll be glad to share. Puts down box.

<strolls out like Randall>

Maybe dwagons don't wike chocwit?

Hah! There you go. You owe me two hundred and fifty thousand gold pieces, plus whatever my lawyer charges you. In this case you may consider my legal represenative to be the messageboard regular commonly known as 'Sebastian'.

If you don't pay up within three days, I have a commercial arrangement whereby Sebastian purchases your debt as part of a portfolio from me anyway, and comes after you for every last copper he can squeeze out of you with his rainbow coloured hooves.
Presents Little Timmy with seven hundred pages of paperwork, then strolls out of the thread.

I'm young master Timmy's legal counsel.