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anthony Valente, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:14 AM

You may be a Paizo nerd if…

A) Your favorite day of the week is currently Wednesday.

B) You think X-mas is in August.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:15 AM

C) You think Easter is in September.

Turin the Mad (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:16 AM

(D) Your first game con is Paizocon '09.

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:19 AM

E) The 1st of the month begins when you receive your subscription, but...

F) Christmas comes early when you can peek at your subscription ahead of time by looking at the pdf version

anthony Valente, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:23 AM

F) Your wife tells you… "You were talking in your sleep last night."

Oh, Yeah?

"Yup. You kept repeating, I think I'll play a bard. I think I'll play a bard…"

Gamer Girrl, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:25 AM

G) You get a wickedly gleeful look on your face at odd times at work, because you're thinking of the fun and pain you're going to be putting your players through soon :) (Usually brought on by reading your latest "fix" during a break!)

Turin the Mad (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:29 AM

(H) You take pride in your homebrewed stat blocks getting used to off player characters in the campaigns of total strangers.

CourtFool, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:32 AM

You knew this thread existed and where to find it.

Taliesin Hoyle (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:45 AM

You use the word 'smurf' in everyday conversation.

Taliesin Hoyle (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:46 AM

The lack of a poster map of Absalom caused you to feel blue for an inordinate amount of hours.

Taliesin Hoyle (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:47 AM

You check your post box at eleven at night, after only being gone an hour.

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 10:49 AM

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anthony Valente, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:00 AM

KaeYoss wrote:

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You… umm… dress in a jester's outfit?

*EDIT*
Oh, now that thing's pointing at ME!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:10 AM

CourtFool wrote:

You knew this thread existed and where to find it [delete period]

"and still you chose to contribute to yet another similar thread."

CourtFool, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:15 AM

You use individual's avatars as an ignore feature.

houstonderek, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:24 AM

anthony Valente wrote:

F) Your wife tells you… "You were talking in your sleep last night."

Oh, Yeah?

"Yup. You kept repeating, I think I'll play a bard. I think I'll play a bard…"

Having nightmares again?

;)

Whimsy Chris, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:29 AM

...you have to explain to your friends and family who Erik Mona is and why you are celebrating a day dedicated to him.

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:33 AM

Whimsy Chris wrote:

...you have to explain to your friends and family who Erik Mona is and why you are celebrating a day dedicated to him.

Your spouse refers to the people here as 'YOUR Paizo friends'.

houstonderek, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:33 AM

...your only friends and confidants ARE Paizo (and Lilith's chat room) people...

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:36 AM

CourtFool wrote:

You use individual's avatars as an ignore feature.

Ignoring? I was helping you. It never hurts to help.

Emperor7: My spouse prefers "Those people online."

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:41 AM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

You use individual's avatars as an ignore feature.

Ignoring? I was helping you. It never hurts to help.

Emperor7: My spouse prefers "Those people online."

heh. mine uses that one too. usually attached to 'you spend more time with them'...(and no, it's not true that I do. Only that I can only handle watching so many DVDs of old TV shows. Once around was enough for that.)

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:43 AM

EXACTLY. While she watches true murder shows or Oprah, I can talk to my Paizo peeps and be in the same room with her.

Lilith (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:46 AM

Emperor7 wrote:

Your spouse refers to the people here as 'YOUR Paizo friends'.

Yeahh...

Majuba (Paizo Charter Superscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 11:57 AM

Emperor7 wrote:

Whimsy Chris wrote:

...you have to explain to your friends and family who Erik Mona is and why you are celebrating a day dedicated to him.

Your spouse refers to the people here as 'YOUR Paizo friends'.

*winces and hides*

You think "# New messages" is the greatest invention since polyhedral dice.

primemover003, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 12:29 PM

You think the best part of tuesday is that it's Paizo chat night!

--King of Vrock!

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 02:33 PM

anthony Valente wrote:

*EDIT*
Oh, now that thing's pointing at ME!

The curse hath been transferred to thee!

yoda8myhead (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 02:37 PM

Your therapist knows the names of the Paizo staff as well as they do your coworkers' and family's.

Crimson Jester, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 02:51 PM

yoda8myhead wrote:

Your therapist knows the names of the Paizo staff as well as they do your coworkers' and family's.

Are you trying to tell me something??

CourtFool, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 02:54 PM

You are embarrassed to admit how much time you spend on Paizo to your therapist.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 03:03 PM

Your therapist is on the boards, and it's getting to where you're just paying to talk about Paizo with her/him, rather than talk about your "issues."

anthony Valente, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 03:15 PM

Instead of exclaiming TGIF, you say TGIW.

Shem (Paizo Charter Superscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 06:41 PM

You were sooooo excited when you received your (Pathfinder Charter Supersciber) tag...

And made sure you posted in the Superscriber thread.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 06:58 PM

You worked real hard to get to the top of Sebastian's Enemies list.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:00 PM

Yoe celebrated when you got to 1000 posts.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:01 PM

Then when you got to 2000 posts.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:01 PM

Then when you got to 3000 posts.

lynora, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:02 PM

Sharoth wrote:

Yoe celebrated when you got to 1000 posts.

Does being kinda bummed that one of your aliases got to 1000 posts before you did count? :)

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:04 PM

lynora wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Yoe celebrated when you got to 1000 posts.

Does being kinda bummed that one of your aliases got to 1000 posts before you did count? :)

Wellllllllll............. If I say "No!", will you make me have a "session" with Helga?

lynora, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:04 PM

Sharoth wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Yoe celebrated when you got to 1000 posts.

Does being kinda bummed that one of your aliases got to 1000 posts before you did count? :)

Wellllllllll............. If I say "No!", will you make me have a "session" with Helga?

Maaaaybe. Helga has been getting very bored lately.:)

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:06 PM

lynora wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Yoe celebrated when you got to 1000 posts.

Does being kinda bummed that one of your aliases got to 1000 posts before you did count? :)

Wellllllllll............. If I say "No!", will you make me have a "session" with Helga?

Maaaaybe. Helga has been getting very bored lately.:)

Then Yes it does! Yes it does indeed! ~backs away slowly~

David Fryer, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:27 PM

You have to decide between posting on the message board and watching your favorite show.

David Fryer, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:29 PM

You are shocked when people turn out to not look like their avatar. Yes Derek, I mean you.

David Fryer, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:36 PM

You post so much, you have worn out a keyboard.

David Fryer, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:38 PM

You get bored and see how many times you can post on this thread before someone else does.

David Fryer, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:38 PM

You check Paizo before you check Facebook.

David Fryer, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:39 PM

You continue Paizo related discussions on Facebook.

David Fryer, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:41 PM

I can't believe no one else has posted. It's been like 30 seconds.

David Fryer, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 07:44 PM

By the way, I'm a Paizo geek, not a Paizo nerd. Geeks socialize.

lynora, Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 08:02 PM

David Fryer wrote:

You have to decide between posting on the message board and watching your favorite show.

Oh, this one is easy. That's what laptops are for. You post on the message board while watching your favorite show.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Thu, Jun 4, 2009, 08:05 PM

Emporer7 wrote:

Your spouse refers to the people here as 'YOUR Paizo friends'.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

EXACTLY. While she watches true murder shows or Oprah, I can talk to my Paizo peeps and be in the same room with her.

You nod vigorously in response to this. You begin to type in agreement. You notice your wife reading over your shoulder. You continue typing.