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Watcher (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 12:31 PM

Josh 'I like to tease' Frost wrote:

I sat in the most awesome meeting yesterday where I had to constantly reign in my gamer impulse to dance and cheer at our ideas for the Pathfinder, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, and Pathfinder Modules releases for the first trimester of 2009.

So I can't tell you any specifics (yet!) but allow me this gamer impulse:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ITS GONNA BE AWESOME!

*cough*

That is all.

Then a day later...

Joshua Frost wrote:

Look for these products to be announced somewhere around late June and early July. :-)

By now, everyone should realize that this is not a nasty post at all.

But on the wave of all this GSL disappointment, now is the time...

It's the third week of June, and there's no better time than right now to take the RPG world by storm.

Steal the thunder! What's the news?

Nameless, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 12:56 PM

Come ooooooonnnnnn! Tell us!

I swear we'll keep it a secret.

Spoiler:

Rauol_Duke (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 12:59 PM

Spill the beans, Frost...

Wiglaf (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:01 PM

If it wouldn't be too much trouble that is, please.

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:02 PM

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

Lich-Loved, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:03 PM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

I am *so* there

Heathansson, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:04 PM

I'll wait patiently.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:04 PM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

~holds up my lighter~ Sure! I am all into that Mob mentallity! Let me get Guido and Nunzlo, then I will call the Fairy Godfather for more support!\ ~thinks~ Oh! Not that kind of mob mentallity!

Nameless, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:04 PM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

Let's see, if I start walking now... I can probably be there by the end of July.

Keep those torches burning!

Joshua J. Frost (Events Manager), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:07 PM

Wait ... who are you again?

Joshua J. Frost (Events Manager), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:07 PM

Soon. :-)

Chef's Slaad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:10 PM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

I'll bring Pizza

Heard it helps :)

Lori B (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:11 PM

I'll bring beer! (I know it helps.)

Watcher (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:12 PM

Joshua J. Frost wrote:

Wait ... who are you again?

NOBODY.

I am nobody.

Lololol.

Gotchya to answer though! ;)

EDIT: I guess I'm kind of a dumpy weird lookin' blue owl with antlers..

Insert Neat Username Here, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:12 PM

I'll bring money! (It always helps)

Nameless, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:16 PM

Joshua J. Frost wrote:

Soon. :-)

So much teasing.

Can't. Take. Anymore!

*head a-splodes*

Heathansson, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:17 PM

I ain't worried about it.

*whistles*

Lathiira, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:25 PM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

Up for it? Yes. Able? No :(

David Wickham (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:48 PM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

Will you pay to get me there?

Watcher (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 01:54 PM

How about this, why don't we call him up and crank him?

I know his phone number.. it's 1-425-289-0060

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Just kidding, the number is public, at the bottom of your screen. We better let them get their work done.

Amardolem (Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 04:17 PM

Sharoth wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

~holds up my lighter~ Sure! I am all into that Mob mentallity! Let me get Guido and Nunzlo, then I will call the Fairy Godfather for more support!\ ~thinks~ Oh! Not that kind of mob mentallity!

Your getting the band Extreme back together?

damnitall22 (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 04:35 PM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

I would if I were not currently hiding inside the air ducts in their builiding.

On a side note I kinda got stuck up here. Could somebody slide some food through the vents? I'm gonna die in here and I never made it past the first bend from the mens room I snuck into. McArtor paid extra for enemy ninja proof ducts.

DitheringFool (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, GameMastery Cards Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 04:36 PM

How soon is NOW?

...don't you just love the Smiths while hating Charmed all the same?

The Jade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 04:48 PM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

[boast]I'm a well trained martial artist. I've was entirely successful in amateur kickboxing. I'm 6'2 and 200 lbs of mighty man.[/boast]

[reality]Jason Buhlman would pick me up with one arm and use me like a stick to beat the rest of you to death.[/reality]

[advice]Use those pitchforks for hay and go about your peasantry, good folks of Paizonia.[/advice]

Joshua J. Frost (Events Manager), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 04:57 PM

*backs slowly away from this thread, flame-thrower at the ready*

Captain Kid Rime, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 05:01 PM

Shall I start clubbing them, Sir?

As far as I can tell he still hasn't caught the joke.

Tsk Tsk.

Adam Daigle (Contributor), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 05:01 PM

Amardolem wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

~holds up my lighter~ Sure! I am all into that Mob mentallity! Let me get Guido and Nunzlo, then I will call the Fairy Godfather for more support!\ ~thinks~ Oh! Not that kind of mob mentallity!

Your getting the band Extreme back together?

I love that joke more than words can describe.

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 05:07 PM

David Wickham wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

Will you pay to get me there?

No, but you get a share of the spoils. And make no mistake, there will be spoils (and spoilers).

Gray (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 05:10 PM

This thread makes me feel a little better about my obsession with these boards, and waiting for the newest information.

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 05:10 PM

Daigle wrote:

Amardolem wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

~holds up my lighter~ Sure! I am all into that Mob mentallity! Let me get Guido and Nunzlo, then I will call the Fairy Godfather for more support!\ ~thinks~ Oh! Not that kind of mob mentallity!

Your getting the band Extreme back together?

I love that joke more than words can describe.

Fixed it for you :)

The Jade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 05:10 PM

People used to always tell me I looked like Nuno back in the day. They were wrong, but that was the best I got until I was then Pete Steele minus the 'roid beef and blue eyes.

They're all wrong. I look like Donna Summer mixed with John Denver set on 300 for 20 minutes then sprinkled in Ziggy (the cartoon, not the rocker).

Adam Daigle (Contributor), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 05:14 PM

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Fixed it for you :)

Ha! (and..Why'd ya hafta go and do that? ;) )

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 05:18 PM

Daigle wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Fixed it for you :)

Ha! (and..Why'd ya hafta go and do that? ;) )

I know ..I know ... but being evil is so gosh darn fun!

Captain Kid Rime, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 05:42 PM

<====begins firing tear gas into the mob.

So the puns are too subtle, eh?

joela, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 05:43 PM

Nameless wrote:

Joshua J. Frost wrote:

Soon. :-)

So much teasing.

Can't. Take. Anymore!

*head a-splodes*

That is so Scanners.

Ugh. What a mess.

Faceless Stormtrooper, Wed, Jun 18, 2008, 06:14 PM

Captain Kid Rime wrote:

<====begins firing tear gas into the mob.

So the puns are too subtle, eh?

*leads a detachment of troops to cover the mob's most obvious route of escape and starts tear-gassing them from there, too.*

baron arem heshvaun (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 02:36 AM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork

Such a lawyer stereotype !

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 02:58 AM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

I'll bring some of my undead brethren (zombie hordes always help).

lojakz (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber; Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 03:13 AM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches.

Hell, this sounds like my family reunions. :D

Captain Kid Rime, Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 03:15 AM

GAAAAaaAAaAahAHHHH!

Wurzel McFurzel, Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 03:20 AM

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

You can count on MY steel!

lastknightleft, Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 06:15 AM

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Daigle wrote:

Amardolem wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

I've got a pitchfork and some torches. Anyone up for storming Paizo HQ with me?

~holds up my lighter~ Sure! I am all into that Mob mentallity! Let me get Guido and Nunzlo, then I will call the Fairy Godfather for more support!\ ~thinks~ Oh! Not that kind of mob mentallity!

Your getting the band Extreme back together?

I love that joke more than words can describe.

Fixed it for you :)

Eh, I prefer this version of that video

Evil Genius (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 07:11 AM

Watcher wrote:

Joshua J. Frost wrote:

Wait ... who are you again?

NOBODY.

I am nobody.

Lololol.

Gotchya to answer though! ;)

EDIT: I guess I'm kind of a dumpy weird lookin' blue owl with antlers..

Ye appear to be a dire owl.

Whargoul, Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 11:10 AM

I have ways of making people talk. Now I'm not saying there will be broken kneecaps, crushed skulls, and impaled spleens. But I'm not saying there won't be any of that going on either. So perhaps a certain someone wants to talk now.

Joshua J. Frost (Events Manager), Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 11:12 AM

*yawn*

Nameless, Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 11:18 AM

Joshua J. Frost wrote:

*yawn*

*yawn*

Damned contagion!

Whargoul, Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 12:06 PM

You dare to yawn at my threats!?! I will now bring my full vengeance down upon you all. My potato gun is ready, just need to stop by Vons to pick up a few pounds of spuds. Then my mighty Wharturtle mount and I will bring doom to your doorstep. I hope no one at Paizo is attempting a low carb diet, because it will be awfully hard to maintain with a hail of spuds raining down on you all. Vengeance will be mine!!! I will feast on my victory with a side of baked potatoes that taste of Aqua Net. YOU FOOLS! YOU FOOLISH FOOLS!

Pax Veritas (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Modules Subscriber), Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 12:20 PM

I'm going to try to guess... is it a product by Sean K Reynolds? Reasoning, it looks like the time frame is right for something he's been working on for PAIZO, the fact that he is moving, and the way he is saddened by the GSL leads me to guess Sean.

Okay, ...that's one yawn for "no", two yawns for "yes."

Certainly, nothing to yawn at and its just a guess;)

Faceless Stormtrooper, Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 05:05 PM

Whargoul wrote:

You dare to yawn at my threats!?! I will now bring my full vengeance down upon you all. My potato gun is ready, just need to stop by Vons to pick up a few pounds of spuds. Then my mighty Wharturtle mount and I will bring doom to your doorstep. I hope no one at Paizo is attempting a low carb diet, because it will be awfully hard to maintain with a hail of spuds raining down on you all. Vengeance will be mine!!! I will feast on my victory with a side of baked potatoes that taste of Aqua Net. YOU FOOLS! YOU FOOLISH FOOLS!

*tear gas, more tear gas, and after that, tear gas, followed by a withering barrage of rubber bullets, some pepper balls, a beanbag round, and a rubber chicken from a slingshot, just in case.*

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 05:13 PM

*yawns*

Dammit.