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vagrant-poet (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 04:27 AM

Merisiel:
"Hey, is wrinkles Dead?

...I'm taking his stuff!"

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It's a pity Amiri's not there or I'd just assume this was that Jason Bulmahn's players did with the pool of water full of keys!

Zorg, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 05:02 AM

Since elves worship Callistria, I'd be surprised if any sexual pun could actually embarass them. So I'd go with this one :

Valeros : "Relax, I took my Imodium."

- Zorg

orcface999, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 09:14 AM

"Yeah, the water's gone cold, but I haven't gotten to the part where I saved everybody!"

Doombunny, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 09:14 AM

hogarth wrote:

Doombunny wrote:

"I said you always have to watch out for TENTACLES in the water!"

Two thumbs up for this one! :-)

Two thumbs up for your sense of humor!

Zohar, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 09:28 AM

Kyra: "Prepare for Battle!"
Valeros: "Whoa, I didn't know you two liked it that way. Bring it on!"

Blood stained Sunday's best (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 10:24 AM

"Wait! Come back. I assure you the entrance to the dungeon is down here. Keep groping for the lever to the secret door and I'll look out for any monsters."

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 10:36 AM

"Don't tell me you don't know the expression 'Prepare to drink from the firehose'!"

Dryder (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Fiction Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 10:42 AM

Valeros:"Ah c'mon, don't be mad about Ezren and let him rest there. He didn't knew I would use Bigby's Caressing Hand on party members..."

Cotillion, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 11:03 AM

Perception check anyone?

Mactaka (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 11:53 AM

Poster above wrote:

"No, really, a guy named Jason said we should playtest everything!!

one of my favs so far!

Cotillion, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 12:57 PM

And thus a shining example of how the rogue is the only one that gets perception as a class skill

Nervous Jester, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 01:01 PM

"Come on! All I said was, 'Our mage is asleep, and we're all naked and unarmed; what a perfect time for an ambush.' How was I to know Little Miss Gotta-Get-My-Daggers would freak out?"

Brinebeast, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 02:20 PM

Valeros' secret identity is revealed when his wonder twin power de-activates.

Snorter (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; GameMastery Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 03:29 PM

Snorter wrote:

Okay, that last one was bad.

Le Cacahuète Galerie wrote:

Snorter luv I missed your post by a mere 4 minutes can you please send it to me at imperial(dot)advisor(at)gmail.com ?

Done.

Don't slap me!

Azzy (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 04:14 PM

Veleros: "Hey, she said she liked geese."

TigerDave, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 04:33 PM

No! Come back in the tub! I promise - no more "Pull my finger" jokes!

Reggie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Modules Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 05:52 PM

"...but it could have been a baby aboleth..."

Chad Bartlett (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 06:28 PM

Valeros to Merisiel: "I'll show you my Python Rod if you show me your Maw of Urgathoa."

Spoiler:

Reckless (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 06:46 PM

(Another Order of The Stick Tie-In Joke)

Valeros: "Wait.. Merisiel is a chick? I thought... I mean... you know... elves.... Damn! This makes those late-night make-out sessions between you two a lot more interesting.
Kira: "summon monster V!"

Chad Bartlett (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 08:27 PM

Oops! Editing my spoiler...

Valeros to Merisiel: "I'll show you my Python Rod if you show me your Maw of Urgathoa."

Spoiler:

Mothman (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 08:31 PM

Too many good ones!

Yasha0006, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 08:32 PM

Yeah....there are some awesome ones on here! Its really hard to make sure you stay on the right side of PG-13.

Mothman (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 08:48 PM

That fine line between innuendo and filth…

I must say though, whilst some of the fart and sex jokes are hilarious (which probably just reflects on my low brow sense of humour), I really enjoy some of the ones that focus on the less obvious elements in the pic (the assassin, or Ezran sleeping) or meta-game type humour.

I don’t know how the Paizo crew are going to pick a clear winner for this.

Studpuffin, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 09:10 PM

Mothman wrote:

That fine line between innuendo and filth…

I must say though, whilst some of the fart and sex jokes are hilarious (which probably just reflects on my low brow sense of humour), I really enjoy some of the ones that focus on the less obvious elements in the pic (the assassin, or Ezran sleeping) or meta-game type humour.

I don’t know how the Paizo crew are going to pick a clear winner for this.

I hope there isn't a clear winner. Most of these are great, some are sheer dynamite. I hope its hard to pick a winner! :p

Chad Bartlett (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 09:18 PM

OK, scrap my last caption. It's too pervy to win anyway. Try this one:

"Sweet savored sting of Calistria! I only came in here from the kitchen to wash off my Ginsu!"

Chad Bartlett (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 09:41 PM

Ah, screw it! Go ahead and disqualify me for having too many entries! I'm having too much fun with this now...

Valeros: "What!?"
Kyra: "I said ook-lay ehind-bay ou-yay!"
Valeros "I don't speak Kelish!"
Kyra: *grumble*

Chad Bartlett (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 09:49 PM

Ezren's thoughts: "Oh sure! Leave out the old man! I saw the assassin walk in. I'm just gonna keep feigning sleep until it's all over. They'll survive, but it'll teach 'em a lesson! Damn whippersnappers!"

Chad Bartlett (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 09:58 PM

Valeros: "Geez, Kyra! Have a cow! How the hell was I supposed to know Meri and I were skinny-dipping in a baptismal font?"

Kyra: "It's not me you have to worry about. It's the temple guard."

Valeros: "Don't you mean 'guards'?"

Kyra: "Um... yeah, whatever."

Jason Bulmahn (Lead Designer), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 10:52 PM

SirUrza wrote:

"Aw c'mon Merisiel, sharing a bath only violates the GSL, not the OGL."

Hilarious.

Jason

Jason Bulmahn (Lead Designer), Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 10:52 PM

Billzabub wrote:

"No, really, a guy named Jason said we should playtest everything!!!

Hey now, no dragging me into this.

Jason

Mothman wrote:

(the assassin, or Ezran sleeping)

Huh? Is there a new pic up? No, still the same old. Only nekkid female iconics, no assassin or Ezran. You can make out Valeros if you look really hard, though. Anyone else noticed that?

"Come on, it was your idea to pool our resources."

"Why the rush? Lem's still not done with our laundry, anyway."

pres man, Wed, Feb 4, 2009, 11:35 PM

Valeros was hoping to get a poke in the baths. Unfortunately for him, he got one.

Kajehase, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 01:17 AM

Valeros: What? All I did was ask Meri how many pizzas she had on Erik Mona day...

flash_cxxi (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32), Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 01:27 AM

I got nuthin'... I'm too busy enjoyin' the view!

Fake Healer, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 02:56 AM

Billzabub wrote:

"No, really, a guy named Jason said we should playtest everything!!!

That's funny!

Noir le Lotus, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 04:24 AM

Valeros : "Woha !!! I think I've finally made a perception check !!!"
Assassin, for himself : "Too bad, I think you've just failed a more important perception check !!"

Zohar, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 06:12 AM

Assassin: "It's never easy studying your opponents for 3 rounds. But this takes the cake. Sweet, soft, cake...Curses! I have to start over."

sykoholic, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 06:14 AM

Valeros: Uh... waitasec... what else did you say Calistria was the goddess of?

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Despite his claims, Kyra and Merisiel had serious doubts concerning Valeros' recent conversion to the worship of Shelyn.

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Valeros would never again ask Amiri for dating advice.

Craig Clark, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 07:31 AM

Valeros: "Mutilated?!! Whaddaya mean there ain't no such thing as an Elven mohel?"

Anthony Noel, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 07:38 AM

Valeros:

“But I can assure you ladies, this was exactly how Gary G and I made Philters of Love back in first edition.”

Dragnmoon (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; GameMastery Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Fiction Subscriber), Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 07:40 AM

Kyra: It's a trap!

Waits for people to get it...

molrak, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 08:07 AM

"Ok ok, so I guess elves really *don't* have tails..."

sykoholic, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 09:49 AM

Billzabub wrote:

"No, really, a guy named Jason said we should playtest everything!!!

Later, Valeros would contact the Jason guy, voicing his disatisfaction with Pathfinder's rules for seduction.

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Valeros: "Will you two relax! The Paizo people assured me this picture is simply for the sake of art. No one is ever actually going to see it."

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For weeks, Sajan had suffered the jibes and taunts of the other. However, by not inviting him to the pool party, they had gone too far.

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Assassin: "Okay... remember what they taught you in assassin school. A master assassin focuses soley on his target and ignores all distra... SWEET AUNT FANNY!!! LOOK AT THAT!!!!"

Slime (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 10:33 AM

molrak wrote:

"Ok ok, so I guess elves really *don't* have tails..."

I realy like that one but i'd give it to Kyra to better fit the dynamics of the picture, something like:

Kyra: "Valeros! You knew elves don't have tails!"

The Black Bard, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 12:16 PM

Dragnmoon wrote:

Kyra: It's a trap!

Waits for people to get it...

I get it....twice. To which are you referring?

sykoholic, Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 12:26 PM

Timitius wrote:

Ah HA! The carpet doesn't match the drapes! I knew it!

That would certainly explain her eyebrows.

Its a slow day at work so.....

Valeros: "Loofa?!?!? I thought you said two-fer!"

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Valeros [later that same day]: "Bath house? What bath house? After we got done shopping, Lem said he wanted to try out his new Hat of Disguise so I went back to the inn. I don't know anything about a bath house."

Dementrius (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16), Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 01:26 PM

"Y'know ladies, I could turn around and defend myself from that assassin, but a massive diamond and a negative level are fair exchange for six more seconds of lookin' at that sweet, sweet AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Feb 5, 2009, 01:44 PM

"C'mon, they just created a new prestige class for this sort of thing!"