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Tarren Dei
(RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8),
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Day 5 -- Late Evening I've been working on the car. I attached all my handsaws to the sides, teeth out. That should do some slashing damage. That crate of lubricant I have sitting around the house for no particular reason should take care of clingers. Hope its not flammable. ... Mmm, says "inflammable" that's good then. I thought about spikes on the front but that might just give me some unwanted passengers. What else could I do to turn this Cobalt into a MadMaxified zombie assault vehicle. ... Man, ... that religious weirdo with the shiny symbol just stood up in the crowd of zombies again. Man doesn't know when to lie down and play dead. Maybe I can pick him up on the way out ... tomorrow ... if he's still alive. |
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Moorluck
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Day 5 -- Late Evening Have you considered mounting a 50 cal. to the top? Your son would really enjoy mowing down the zombies with it, and it would be a great lesson in biology when the get ripped open. |
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Holy Warrior,
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Oh... wait he hasn't escaped quite yet. My bad. Well I'll distract these zombies until he's ready! *Tries to get the zombies attention, then runs around the neighborhood with as many zombies as he can attract, going back and forth erratically* |
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Obambie,
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One of us, one of us. |
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Tarren Dei
(RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8),
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Oh... wait he hasn't escaped quite yet. My bad. Well I'll distract these zombies until he's ready! Day 5 -- Late evening. That man is a nut. |
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Bran McChomperface,
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I must have been seeing things. What drove by us, if it wasn't this house's inhabitant? |
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Tarren Dei
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I must have been seeing things. What drove by us, if it wasn't this house's inhabitant? |
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Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost,
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Oh... wait he hasn't escaped quite yet. My bad. Well I'll distract these zombies until he's ready! *eats Holy Warrior's brain* |
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Crimson Jester,
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Donuts.......................
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Tarren Dei
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Oh... wait he hasn't escaped quite yet. My bad. Well I'll distract these zombies until he's ready! Day 5 -- Night That was ... horrifying. I wish the streetlamps weren't still functioning. I didn't need to see that. Tomorrow, I'm getting out of here. Without coffee, I will be a zombie. |
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Bran McChomperface,
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<Does the "I'm a little [coffee]pot" dance> |
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Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost,
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*deflates Tarren's tires* |
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Xuttah,
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You might wanna try a snowplow. They're used for zombie control in the summer months 'round here. The plow, well, plows real good and the dumptruck back makes a great place for passengers with rifles to shoot from...or wing stale doughnuts. The Cruller is the best doughnut for throwing. The rifled sides can be sharpened and get decent skull penetration when thrown by a skilled baker. Stale Timbits are usually used by small children with slingshots or the old fashioned slings. |
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Karen Eiffel, Author,
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{typing:} "Harold 'Tarren' Crick went to bed that night with dreams of a morning roadtrip to freedom and delicious coffee. Unfortunately, he was ill-prepared for the tragic events that would actually transpire." |
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Kobold Cleaver,
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{typing:} "Harold 'Tarren' Crick went to bed that night with dreams of a morning roadtrip to freedom and delicious coffee. Unfortunately, he was ill-prepared for the tragic events that would actually transpire." *Stabs author and steals book* *Writing* "The first thing that went wrong was when a strange zombie thing vomited on his window." |
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Spanky the Leprechaun,
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Why is Queen Latifah bashing that kobold's head repeatedly against the wall like that? |
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Tarren Dei
(RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8),
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*deflates Tarren's tires* Day 6 -- just after midnight. Going to get some sleep now. When I wake, I'm going to Timmies for some coffee. Then, I'm going to kill some zombies. Damn ghosts. |
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Yknaps the Lesserprechaun,
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Donuts....................... Heh heh...What's the difference between donuts and deernuts? Donuts are $5.00 for a dozen. Deernuts are under a buck! Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ha ha.... |
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Aberzombie
(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),
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Brainnnnnssss..... |
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andLich,
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Brainnnnssss..... |
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Vomit Guy,
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SPLOOOORRRRTCH..... |
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Tarren Dei
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Day 6 -- Morning This is it. I'm getting out of here. My Chevrolet Cobalt is beginning to look like something a man would drive. I've got my Gerber XL Axe on the front seat beside me. I've put Xuttah's anti-zombie CD in my Boss Audio 745BA 320W 20W x 4 chan. CD-R/CD-RW/MP3 Car Audio Player. Now, time to start the car, open the garage door, and hit play. |
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Holy Warrior,
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Wait? How would a ghost eat someones brain anyway? Well as a devoted follower of Pelor I don't need my brain to survive anyway! There's no need to think when the word of Pelor tells me all I need to know! Rather useful against such creatures as zombies and mind flayers you know. Still this is rather disconcerting so I'll get a Restoration as soon as possible. So anyway I'll make a last ditch stand against these undead monstrosities in hopes of ensuring the escape of the poor innocent soul who has been beset by these zombies for so long. For Pelor! *Charges into the fray, turning undead and swinging with his mace* |
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Aberzombie
(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),
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Hey buddy! Watch where you're swinging that thing! Do I come to your parties and swing big metal weapons at your head? No! So come on and give us a break. We're trying to work here. |
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Xuttah,
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Day 6 -- Morning That is a fine choice of axe! That's the problem with the shambling dead, they don't leave you alone unless you axe them nicely. I use a hand made garden edger that's been in the family since the outbreak of 1918. Lots of notches on Ol' Betsy, I can tell ya! Good luck, and save me a double double! Fun Canadian Fact of the Day: Double Double is, like most Canadian slang, a phrase that was coined in last great zombie war. It refers to when you cleave two zombies with a melee weapon; one of the backswing and one on the return. Two motions, two zombies. Double Double. :) Also, the term Iced Cap refers to decapitating a stench in a particularly cool way. |
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Aberzombie
(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),
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I use a hand made garden edger that's been in the family since the outbreak of 1918. Lots of notches on Ol' Betsy, I can tell ya! I'm guessing the notches are from all the times you ran away in fear, fell down, and hit the thing on the concrete? |
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Xuttah,
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Tee hee! You're so funny! I may have to axe you to stop! |
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Aberzombie
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Tee hee! You're so funny! I may have to flee in terror! Fixed that for you. |
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Xuttah,
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Fixed that for YOU! |
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Aberzombie
(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),
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....mighty Canuck fury... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha................. Oh man! That was a good one. |
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Xuttah,
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....mighty Canuck fury... Clearly you've never seen a charging moose in the fall! 0_0 |
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Aberzombie
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Clearly you've never seen a charging moose in the fall! 0_0 Is that why kobolds tend to run away? Fear that the big, bad moose monster is gonna get em? |
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Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost,
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Wait? How would a ghost eat someones brain anyway? Well as a devoted follower of Pelor I don't need my brain to survive anyway! There's no need to think when the word of Pelor tells me all I need to know! Rather useful against such creatures as zombies and mind flayers you know. Still this is rather disconcerting so I'll get a Restoration as soon as possible. So anyway I'll make a last ditch stand against these undead monstrosities in hopes of ensuring the escape of the poor innocent soul who has been beset by these zombies for so long. For Pelor! *possesses Holy Warrior* *knocks on Tarren's door* Hello? Anybody home? . I'm here to save you from the zombies. . Can you let me in? . |
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Xuttah,
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There are legends, passed on by our invader ancestors of a dimension of ultimate terror. Within that dimension is a room...with a moose! AAAHGHHHH! Don't even get me started on Hamstergeddon! |
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Aberzombie
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Mmmmmm...... |
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andLich,
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....brainnnssss |
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Callous Jack
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Aren't you going to promote Callous Jack Brand coffee and donuts? Say now... that could work. |
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Tarren Dei
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Aberzombie
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Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....? |
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Orthos,
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And in a neighboring dimension, it's not a moose. |
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Thread Zombie,
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Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....? *chews on burger* *MmmMMmmmurgle* |
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Aberzombie
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You tell em TZ! |
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Xuttah,
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Well, that's hardly scary at all! Unless, it's Ultra Pe-Pe! |
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Orthos,
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Oh sure, unless you forget to paint the wall for a while. Hey, we have all these zombies.... |
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Dread Lord Zombie,
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Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....? Yeah, all we wanted to do was eat his braaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss! |
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andLich,
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Mmmmmm.....painnnnnnttttt |
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Aberzombie
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Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....? We weren't unreasonable. I mean, no wanted to eat his eye. |
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Xuttah,
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Oh sure, unless you forget to paint the wall for a while. You See! It changes colour when it dries! It never stays! I have to keep the wall wet! Okay, maybe that's a little scary...but a moose! C'mon man! Nobody should have to face that! |
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Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost,
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Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....? Well, I did. |
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