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Angel of Violence, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:20 PM

Wanky the Camprechaun wrote:

I just want to love and be loved.

Is that so wrong -- to want the greatest thing of all?

Kill the camprechaun!

David Fryer, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:20 PM

Top of the page!

Wanky the Camprechaun, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:22 PM

From the pile on the floor:

Love lifts you up like ye are fools.

Ouch.

Angel of Violence, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:23 PM

STOMP! Be quite down there.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:23 PM

Jack Hammer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Is it just me, or is there a lot of grumpiness going around today?

Nope. I'm feeling it too. The aftermath of the full moon? The sugar high crash after Halloween?

Perhaps finding out that Sharoth and Sebastian are really the same person? *oops*

Shhhhh!!! I do not want Sebastian to find out that he is me.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:23 PM

Whoa, I've never seen a post get kicked off the top of the page before.

Angel of Violence, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:24 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Whoa, I've never seen a post get kicked off the top of the page before.

It takes talent.

David Fryer, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:30 PM

I feel as if I scared everyone off.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:32 PM

Sharoth wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Is it just me, or is there a lot of grumpiness going around today?

Nope. I'm feeling it too. The aftermath of the full moon? The sugar high crash after Halloween?

Perhaps finding out that Sharoth and Sebastian are really the same person? *oops*

Shhhhh!!! I do not want Sebastian to find out that he is me.

No wonder you befriended yourself after a long time of being at odds.
Simply, I'm boggled. I never saw it coming, and I'm going to try to take a nap, if I don't get sick.

EDIT: @Davey - Nope.

David Fryer, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:33 PM

Hey, what about my problems? :)

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:39 PM

You're problems are frustrating and worrisome and unfair...but they don't make me question the inherent goodness of things, or the laws of logic, of whether it's all worth it or not.

David Fryer, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:43 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

You're problems are frustrating and worrisome and unfair...but they don't make me question the inherent goodness of things, or the laws of logic, of whether it's all worth it or not.

Okay, you have a point.

Gark the Goblin, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:55 PM

David Fryer wrote:

I think that a +5 axiomatic evil outsider bane heavy crossbow uld be a geat weapon for hunting slaad, or post monsers.

Hey!

Gark the Goblin, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:56 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

I once had wasps making a nest behind a broken and hanging piece of siding. Bought this spray that shot like 20 feet, stood back, and hosed the little bastards down.

I hate those things.

Just remember, one of them could be Calistria.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:03 PM

I guess by now everyone has seen I'm famous?

The Jade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:08 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I guess by now everyone has seen I'm famous?

I've been stalking you for months now. I always knew you'd make it to the big time. BTW, I like what you're wearing today. Suits your eyes.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:12 PM

Why, this old thing? Yeah, it's some kind of Chinese green. With poetry on it. Lady told me once what the poetry was, but I can't remember now.

EDIT: And Jason locks the thread for a win! Still, I wish I could make just a little correction to my last post...

lynora, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:15 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Why, this old thing? Yeah, it's some kind of Chinese green. With poetry on it. Lady told me once what the poetry was, but I can't remember now.

EDIT: And Jason locks the thread for a win! Still, I wish I could make just a little correction to my last post...

What thread? I missed it. Darn dishes :/

Puddle, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:15 PM

Algore wrote:

Why doesn't anyone talk about me? I used to be the next President of the United States.

Allegory? Ware?

Gark the Goblin, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:17 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Moorlucky wrote:

Impressive, but do they sink ships?

No, they prefer to just sting you to an excruciating death instead...

And then the sharks, stingrays, and blue-ringed octopi can take their turns with you.

Yep... although technically Sting Rays aren't that much of a threat (Steve Irwin not withstanding). Sharks are definately a problem, although not so much around here, more Southern Australia. Blue-ringed Octopi are very nasty but not really much of a threat unless you are stupid. I haven't heard about any kind of BRO related incident in a very long time.

And then of course you get out of the water and it's a whole nother story of deadly... :/

Is it just me, or is Australia an entire continent of fauna that wants to kill people?

Well, there are actually no native land high trophic-level animals, so it's mostly the little and aquatic ones.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:23 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Is it just me, or is there a lot of grumpiness going around today?

Nope. I'm feeling it too. The aftermath of the full moon? The sugar high crash after Halloween?

Perhaps finding out that Sharoth and Sebastian are really the same person? *oops*

Shhhhh!!! I do not want Sebastian to find out that he is me.

No wonder you befriended yourself after a long time of being at odds.
Simply, I'm boggled. I never saw it coming, and I'm going to try to take a nap, if I don't get sick.

EDIT: @Davey - Nope.

I have multiple pony disorder.

The Jade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:23 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Why, this old thing? Yeah, it's some kind of Chinese green. With poetry on it. Lady told me once what the poetry was, but I can't remember now.

EDIT: And Jason locks the thread for a win! Still, I wish I could make just a little correction to my last post...

I was going to ask you to stand in front of the window but I think I can make it out. Yes... it's a line from Wen Tingjun's Travelling Early to Shangshan. Something about a wild duck traveling and sadly remembering his home. That pretty deep for weekday apparel.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:25 PM

lynora wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Why, this old thing? Yeah, it's some kind of Chinese green. With poetry on it. Lady told me once what the poetry was, but I can't remember now.

EDIT: And Jason locks the thread for a win! Still, I wish I could make just a little correction to my last post...

What thread? I missed it. Darn dishes :/

The Why does Paizo's Bestiary make the same mistake as 3.0 and 4e MMs thread. I can't recommend it, though: there was too much of people being on hair triggers and overly emotional. Defensey and attacky at the same time. I'm beginning to think that we should impose a rule on ourselves: no posting while upset. Go away, calm down, take some time, then come back and post constructively, if at all. I know I wouldn't be mature enough to adhere to such a rule, but I sure am thinking about it. I guess it's easy to say as I'm in bed spooning my bestiary, but that's where I am right now.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:27 PM

The Jade wrote:

I was going to ask you to stand in front of the window but I think I can make it out. Yes... it's a line from Wen Tingjun's Travelling Early to Shangshan. Something about a wild duck traveling and sadly remembering his home. That pretty deep for weekday apparel.

Yeah, Asian chicks dig my green eyes and being deep and all. I gotta be me.

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:29 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Why, this old thing? Yeah, it's some kind of Chinese green. With poetry on it. Lady told me once what the poetry was, but I can't remember now.

EDIT: And Jason locks the thread for a win! Still, I wish I could make just a little correction to my last post...

IBTL! Woot!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:30 PM

Sharoth wrote:

I have multiple pony disorder.

What you do behind closed doors is your business. We really don't need that much info...

Divad Frier, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:32 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I guess by now everyone has seen I'm famous?

Who are you?

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:32 PM

Sebastian wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Why, this old thing? Yeah, it's some kind of Chinese green. With poetry on it. Lady told me once what the poetry was, but I can't remember now.

EDIT: And Jason locks the thread for a win! Still, I wish I could make just a little correction to my last post...

IBTL! Woot!

Which thread was this?

Joan Conner, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:34 PM

Wanky the Camprechaun wrote:

From the pile on the floor:

Love lifts you up like ye are fools.

Ouch.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT!!!!

*Unloads a clip from her Phase Four Plasma Rifle*

Stay down, freak. ;)

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:35 PM

Divad Frier wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I guess by now everyone has seen I'm famous?

Who are you?

He's Carrot Tops brother, Salad Top. :)

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:38 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Divad Frier wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I guess by now everyone has seen I'm famous?

Who are you?

He's Carrot Tops brother, Salad Top. :)

Sadly enough, I actually saw Carrot Top perform live once at the University of Southern Mississippi. In my own defense, I was young, inebriated, and the chick I was with thought he was funny.

Gary Teter (PostMonster General), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:39 PM

I heard he's not really made of carrots.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:41 PM

So true. It was a big disappointment.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:45 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I guess it's easy to say as I'm in bed spooning my bestiary, but that's where I am right now.

NOT an image I needed before eating dinner!

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:46 PM

Evening SoFaWTLers.

High point of today: Got my Bestiary in the mail!

Low point of the day: Laid off before the holidays.

It's been kinda uneven ... :(

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:47 PM

Sorry to hear you got laid off Patrick. That sucks big time.

lynora, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:47 PM

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Evening SoFaWTLers.

High point of today: Got my Bestiary in the mail!

Low point of the day: Laid off before the holidays.

It's been kinda uneven ... :(

Well, I'm glad you got your bestiary.

But the getting laid off royally sucks. :(
I hope you're able to find another job soon.

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:47 PM

Gary Teter wrote:

I heard he's not really made of carrots.

Yeah, but Gallagher does explode when you hit him with a maul. :)

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:49 PM

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Evening SoFaWTLers.

High point of today: Got my Bestiary in the mail!

Low point of the day: Laid off before the holidays.

It's been kinda uneven ... :(

Even as awesome as getting the Beasty Book is... Damn, that suckith most heinously. :(

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:49 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

I heard he's not really made of carrots.

Yeah, but Gallagher does explode when you hit him with a maul. :)

Really! You know, I've always wanted to try that....

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:50 PM

Yih. Not pleased. Specially with my mom due on Friday :(

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:55 PM

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Evening SoFaWTLers.

High point of today: Got my Bestiary in the mail!

Low point of the day: Laid off before the holidays.

It's been kinda uneven ... :(

Major suck, Patrick. I'm so sorry.

William Shakespear, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:03 PM

Because
the Jade
asked for it:

Early traveling in Shangshan

Morning: he moves at the carriage's tintinnabulating
But his mind turns mournfully to his home even as he journeys on.
Now roosters call, the moon from above the thatched inn
Illumines the frosting on the bridge-planks around shoe-prints.
Bronzy oak leaves drift onto the mountain road,
Citron blossoms light the postal station wall.
On he dreams of his hometown memorial:
Its pondful of wild ducks and geese.

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:04 PM

Emperor7 wrote:

Major suck, Patrick. I'm so sorry.

Thanks Joe. Meh. No use crying. Everything happens for a reason, I'll dust my pride off and hit the bricks tomorrow.

EDIT: ACK! I look weird with the gray box gone!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:07 PM

Geez, Patrick, I'm really sorry.

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:11 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Geez, Patrick, I'm really sorry.

Thanks man. I'm in a lot better shape than some folks, so I'll just work the want ads and get what I can get. I ain't picky.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:15 PM

Oh, man. Sorry to hear that, Patrick. I hope you get a new job soon.

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:19 PM

taig wrote:

Oh, man. Sorry to hear that, Patrick. I hope you get a new job soon.

Thanks Taig. I'm sure something will show up.

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:21 PM

Patrick Curtin wrote:

taig wrote:

Oh, man. Sorry to hear that, Patrick. I hope you get a new job soon.

Thanks Taig. I'm sure something will show up.

Solnes and I could use a Nanny, we'll pick the kids up in around 15 years. ;)

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 03:22 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

taig wrote:

Oh, man. Sorry to hear that, Patrick. I hope you get a new job soon.

Thanks Taig. I'm sure something will show up.

Solnes and I could use a Nanny, we'll pick the kids up in around 15 years. ;)

Pffst! I finally see the light at the end of the child-rearing tunnel. Have fun, I did my time :P