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Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Mon, Oct 6, 2008, 07:33 PM

Come drones to bring order onto chaos. We will bing unity and order to chaos and confusion. Come and be joined, added to the oneness of thought, to have one propose ,one mind. Come and be striped of your flaws, let go of your weakness of self.

We will mode you ,we will add your uniqueness to us. Lower your weapons and give yourself to us.

Come and be named.

Join the collective

Resistance is futile.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:41 AM

Hey, you stole my gimmick!
I'll sue! Where's my lawyer!

Madness & Chaos, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:52 AM

**runs thru thread knocking stuff over and making a mess**

Crimson Jester, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 10:37 AM

*thread stolen*

New topic

Mice!

Mice are nice even if they have lice.

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 12:07 PM

Gimmick's are irrelevant
Lawyer's are irrelevant
Madness is irrelevant
Mince are irrelevant

You will in time in brace the order of unity. Your mind will be as are mind. Your thoughts as are thought. Lay down your weak, flawed persona's and except the collective.

The Computer (Technological Overlord), Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 12:23 PM

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00110100100101001001001010001000100111001111
11100010001101110111003011001100110001101111
00100101010111001010110010101010101100000110
00110011000001110111111110000101010000011111

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 12:25 PM

You to will be assimilated.

Frat Jack, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 01:05 PM

The Boss wants us to go Mafia Lawye on your thread. You get one warning.

CAD!

BTW: So much for your order huh? You got your own name wrong! ;)

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 01:25 PM

Frat Jack wrote:

The Boss wants us to go Mafia Lawye on your thread. You get one warning.

CAD!

BTW: So much for your order huh? You got your own name wrong! ;)

You are flawed.

Frat Jack, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 01:28 PM

And in Denial

*Buys a beer for the Matix robot*

Jack's Right Hand Man, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 01:29 PM

Frat Jack wrote:

The Boss wants us to go Mafia Lawye on your thread. You get one warning.

CAD!

BTW: So much for your order huh? You got your own name wrong! ;)

I bet we could make a beer keg out of this guy. Maybe a toaster.

kessukoofah, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 01:32 PM

The Computer wrote:

00101001100001100011111001101100110010000011
00110100100101001001001010001000100111001111
11100010001101110111003011001100110001101111
00100101010111001010110010101010101100000110
00110011000001110111111110000101010000011111

Wow...you function about as well as my own computer...or maybe it's a sign of the endtimes! or...maybe, just maybe you are a computer so advenced that you actually use a base4 system, even though that really makes no sense. everyone know's that the computers that will end us think in base42...

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 04:39 PM

Beer is irrelevant
toasters are irrelevant

You are weak flawed things.
You wish to bring the cold gaze of perfection down upon your sad cult
So be it

Lord Fyre (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32), Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 04:46 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Beer is irrelevant
toasters are irrelevant

You are weak flawed things.
You wish to bring the cold gaze of perfection down upon your sad cult
So be it

Beer is NEVER irrelevant!
Resistance is Futile! You will be inebriated!

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 04:55 PM

inebriation is irrelevant

Frat Jack, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 04:57 PM

*Pops a funnel on the Matix robot and empties a full keg of Heineken*

Don't disrepect beer buddy!

Malice Jack, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 05:00 PM

yah Benderize his sorry carcass !

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 05:00 PM

your attempts at humor are irrelevant

Dungeon Monkey, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 05:02 PM

Pops into the thread in a cloud of geenish smoke

Hey irrelevance boy. Kick that bard Navorn for me and tell him to post an action for rd 3 over at the orc fight.

Vanishes in a yellow cloud of smoke. A faint whiff of pot roast is left behind.

Frat Jack, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 05:07 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

your attempts at humor are irrelevant

He recognizes humor! Thee is hope!

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 05:10 PM

Hope is irrelevant
There is only unity

Frat Jack, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 05:18 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Hope is irrelevant
There is only unity

You just said there was hope for us back at our thread... you are contradicting yourself... what a computer dilema...

*Offers Matix dude another beer*

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 05:38 PM

contradiction is irrelevant

CourtFool, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:06 PM

* drags butt across matrix *

CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:10 PM

CourtFool wrote:

* drags butt across matrix *

Your species will be assimilated. Your poodle culture will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile.

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:11 PM

Your actions are flawed.

In your attempt to foul the paizo matrix you only rub perfection upon your self.

You should be honored

mempter, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:15 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Mince are irrelevant

What the !%$#@ is a mince?

Panama Jack, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:18 PM

You must excuse him! He has been drinking as well as bilocating!

The Eighth Runelord, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:25 PM

Well of the possibilities here, one is that the 'matix' was informing Crimson Jester that mice are irrelevant, but garbled 'mice' to 'mince' and another is that you fail to comprehend the intricacies of the statement which was in fact being made.
<Pats paizomatix0 on the flank>
So you're the Runelord of Greed's latest little toy, eh? Good to see that our plans for world domination are proceeding to plan.

CourtFool, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:26 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Your actions are flawed.

In your attempt to foul the paizo matrix you only rub perfection upon your self.

You should be honored

And here I thought it was a flea.

* scratches perfection *

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:32 PM

mempter wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Mince are irrelevant

What the !%$#@ is a mince?

We can not expect your small, chaotic mind to understand perfection.

You can not grasp the plan
You fail to see the patten of order
As a speck of dust fails to see the sun move unto the heavens

We can strip you of your imperfection
We can make you understand the order and the pattern

We can mold you
We can shape you

come and be named

CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:34 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

mempter wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Mince are irrelevant

What the !%$#@ is a mince?

We can not expect your small, chaotic mind to understand perfection.

*Pssst.* I don't know how mince are relevant either. It seems to mean chopping very finely. Are we chopping up the poodle now??*

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:36 PM

The bad rum,that hat, then the poodle

Panama Jack, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:38 PM

Look, if you chaps, if you don't stand down on your assimilitative schemes, we might have to take drastic measures...

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:40 PM

Your measure are Irrelevant

Your hat is still unfortunate

Runelord of Pride, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:49 PM

An admirable effort, to be sure. I approve, if only to show you how your accomplishment pales in comparison to what I have achieved. As you have given yourself over to be a slave to the pursuit of perfection, you have only ensured that it will be me you serve. You will be my beacon for those who do not yet understand, and if they will not comply, you will be my instrument of death.

That should make everyone sorry for how they hurt me.

Locutus of 4g, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:51 PM

My name is Locutus, and I approve of this message[board thread].

Panama Jack, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:52 PM

By Jove, another sourpuss! The Jacks may be angry, but you people are just sad. {snips end of cuban, sips from his collins glass}

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 06:56 PM

Locutus is welcome in the paizomatrix, The lord of pride may also serve perfection

The other are small irrelevant
Weak minded creature

CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 07:00 PM

*Psssssst* When do we get to eat the poodle?

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 07:02 PM

we shall assimilate the poodle

Panama Jack, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 07:03 PM

I don't want to be in this "Matix". Stay out of the Jack clubhouse, and I will stay out of here, what-what!

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 07:06 PM

We will agree for now

CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 07:07 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

we shall assimilate the poodle

before or after we mince him?

Locutus of 4g, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 07:07 PM

We will add the poodle's uniqueness to our own.

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 07:09 PM

Mincing makes assimilation easier

Resistance is futile

CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 10:07 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Mincing makes assimilation easier

Resistance is futile

Mincing makes digestion easier.

Consistency is chewable.

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Tue, Oct 7, 2008, 11:18 PM

In time the poodle will understand, He is a small flawed thing with many enemy's

Logic_Elmer, Wed, Oct 8, 2008, 03:02 AM

Is this a wogical kind of pwace?

Locutus of 4g, Wed, Oct 8, 2008, 03:31 AM

Logic_Elmer wrote:

Is this a wogical kind of pwace?

You question is met with disdain. You display ignorance and will be assimilated. We will add your ignorance to our own.