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Duke of Disgorge, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 04:15 PM

Vomit Guy wrote:

Wow Duke! What have you been eating?

UUURRRRRRRRP!

I don't know. Everything I eat has disagreed with me lately.

BBBBBAAAAAA-RRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

:::up-chucks two vintage 80s speaks, an ATARI 2600 with three cassette games, two abstract painting, one box set entitled Gamma World third edition, and a 70s lawnmower.:::

Bishop of Barf, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 04:24 PM

Duke of Disgorge wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

Wow Duke! What have you been eating?

UUURRRRRRRRP!

I don't know. Everything I eat has disagreed with me lately.

BBBBBAAAAAA-RRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

:::up-chucks two vintage 80s speaks, an ATARI 2600 with three cassette games, two abstract painting, one box set entitled Gamma World third edition, and a 70s lawnmower.:::

I can see why you're having a problem. One of those 2600 cassettes is the E.T. ga

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Duke of Disgorge, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 04:32 PM

Bishop of Barf wrote:

I can see why you're having a problem. One of those 2600 cassettes is the E.T. ga

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

One could have been Raiders of the Lost Ark. Oh no. Elliot, Puppets, Barrymore, Spielberg, they make me wanna HHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLL!

:::vomits forth an empty whine bottle marked New Years 1979, a pair of skies, 30 feet of steel girders, the hat of Pope John Paul II and one cement mixer:::

Vomit Guy, Sat, Nov 7, 2009, 07:03 AM

Boy, that donut sure was tast....

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTCH!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPH!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURPH!!

The Vicar of Vomit, Sun, Nov 8, 2009, 05:17 PM

Bishop of Barf wrote:

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

So, at my Friday night game, we encounter some fungus creatures, and what minis does the DM put down? Your avatar and mine, since he lacked good fungus minis. I wanted to say, "Those aren't fungus men! It's the Bishop of Barf and the Vicar of Vomit!!!"

Spoiler:

Bishop of Barf, Sun, Nov 8, 2009, 05:38 PM

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

Bishop of Barf wrote:

BLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

So, at my Friday night game, we encounter some fungus creatures, and what minis does the DM put down? Your avatar and mine, since he lacked good fungus minis. I wanted to say, "Those aren't fungus men! It's the Bishop of Barf and the Vicar of Vomit!!!"

** spoiler omitted **

Thanks for the laugh...

SSSSSSSPEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Duke of Disgorge, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 09:01 PM

MMMMmmmmmm.... Fatburger, grease, Mmmmmmm.

Butterfrog, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 09:06 PM

Is this thread stil oBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHH

The Vicar of Vomit, Wed, Nov 11, 2009, 05:33 AM

Butterfrog wrote:

Is this thread stil oBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHH

Yep.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRFFF!

Vomit Guy, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 03:37 AM

So, I was visiting Texas, and they've got great BBQ...

QUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF

The Vicar of Vomit, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 05:51 AM

Vomit Guy wrote:

So, I was visiting Texas, and they've got great BBQ...

QUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF

Was it as great coming up as it was going down?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLL!

Butterfrog, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 02:10 PM

What goes around, comes aBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bishop of Barf, Thu, Nov 12, 2009, 06:41 PM

Welcome back. You could use a

HHHHHHUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Vomit Guy, Fri, Nov 13, 2009, 03:47 AM

Went to a retirement party last ni....

...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Bill Lumberg, Fri, Nov 13, 2009, 04:37 AM

Mr. Vomit Guy, sir: Have you considered releasing an instructional video series on projectile vomitting? I'm sure it would be a big hit.

Duke of Disgorge, Fri, Nov 13, 2009, 09:20 AM

Retirement party, big deal. I went to the buffet this morning.

Now I feel ssssssiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkkkkkk!

::heaves up a box of dinning utinsels, one fishing pole, one tackle box, a bucket of earthworms, and a pair of hunting cammies::

Vomit Guy, Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 04:30 AM

Good weekend...

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

The Vicar of Vomit, Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 07:04 AM

That sounds like a good one, Vomit Guy!

Spoiler:

Duke of Disgorge, Mon, Nov 16, 2009, 08:56 AM

I went to Nascar in Phoenix over the weekend. I tell you watching those drivers go around and around in a circle makes me want to HHHhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrlllllllll!

:::hurls outward two metric tons of desert sand, one dufflebag labeled property of ASU, one Phoenix Cardinals jersey, two live tortises, a four-prong saugaro cactus, and one road sign says "Welcome to Phoenix":::