** spoiler omitted **

I just suddenly realised: We need a Grow Tentacles spell.

Let me rephrase that: We need the church of Calistria to reveal their [Tentacle] spells to the rest of the world.

I just suddenly realised: We need a Grow Tentacles spell.

Let me rephrase that: We need the church of Calistria to reveal their [Tentacle] spells to the rest of the world.

cough cough

is like a magician explaing his secrets

We need the church of Calistria to reveal their [Tentacle] spells to the rest of the world.

Have I missed the connection with Calistria? Because to me, tentacles would sound like a gift of Lamashtu. Yich.

KaeYoss wrote:

We need the church of Calistria to reveal their [Tentacle] spells to the rest of the world.

Have I missed the connection with Calistria? Because to me, tentacles would sound like a gift of Lamashtu. Yich.

Only if it results in breeding.

indeed
only for the lust part... Calistria will agree... breeding... not much her thing... like marrying ...

*sees her Calistian Priestees making an odd face and sayin 'guck!'*

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

Great. Now I'm really trying not to think about a hypersexualized chaos breast. I don't want to think about it. But if I have to, I would say that, going beyond tentacles, a hypersexualized chaos beast might have more suggestive orifices. And eyestalk tentacles. Because having an eye on the end of a tentacle is weird. Having an eye on the end of a hypersexualized tentacle is weirder. Of course Chaos Beasts are actually always changing, so it could have all of this one second and the next none of it. Occasionally it may even have the complete upper or lower torso of a humanoid for a moment or two, but then it's gone.

OK, I'm not going to think about Chaos Beasts anymore, hypersexualized or otherwise. Head hurts.

OK, I'm not going to think about Chaos Beasts anymore, hypersexualized or otherwise. Head hurts.

Let's go, Tonto. Our work here is done.

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

So, when it tentacle rapes someone they turn into a tentacle-raping chaos beast...

I think the end of Golarion was just felt. Everything collapses into hypersexualized chaos beasts through a grand planet-wide orgy of tentacles, orifices, chaos, and lube.

Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

So, when it tentacle rapes someone they turn into a tentacle-raping chaos beast...

I think the end of Golarion was just felt. Everything collapses into hypersexualized chaos beasts through a grand planet-wide orgy of tentacles, orifices, chaos, and lube.

nah

its likethe saying "don't s+%# where you eat"

Susan Draconis wrote:

Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

So, when it tentacle rapes someone they turn into a tentacle-raping chaos beast...

I think the end of Golarion was just felt. Everything collapses into hypersexualized chaos beasts through a grand planet-wide orgy of tentacles, orifices, chaos, and lube.

nah

i think the hypersexualized chaos beast likes to take advantage of other life forms... creating one of tis own after every time it takes that tipe of advantage just breaks its purpose...

its likethe saying "don't s!#~ where you eat"

Maybe it's made just enough copies of itself for every big temple to have one. That way during some annual festival every temple can indulge in a massive orgy of pure chaos without the turning of people into chaos beasts. No, turning into the chaos beast is an honor bestowed on select few...

Maybe it's made just enough copies of itself for every big temple to have one. That way during some annual festival every temple can indulge in a massive orgy of pure chaos without the turning of people into chaos beasts. No, turning into the chaos beast is an honor bestowed on select few...

could be or the chaotic beast could divde itself infintitely... so as to be ready to serve every temply

Susan Draconis wrote:

Maybe it's made just enough copies of itself for every big temple to have one. That way during some annual festival every temple can indulge in a massive orgy of pure chaos without the turning of people into chaos beasts. No, turning into the chaos beast is an honor bestowed on select few...

could be or the chaotic beast could divde itself infintitely... so as to be ready to serve every temply

why let other do its job when he couldbe every where... what is the point of chaos if it need to stick to the law of "i need one of myself to be indifferent parts andi don't have fun" instead of "smouking! i can mess with every elven lass and sacred prostitute where i want... at least this just one day" :P

It is a planar ally, maybe it just gets teleported around. That way every temple has one, there's one in every temple, and yet there exists only one.

A chaos beast is chaotic, maybe every temple of Calistra holds their Festival of the Chaos Orgy on a different day at a different time. And after each orgy the chaos beast just gets zapped to a different temple for their festival. Pass the beast for the Orgy Eternal.

It obviously is one big creature, out there in limbo, about twice as large as the material plane, who only manifests appendages here.

nah
i think the hypersexualized chaos beast likes to take advantage of other life forms... creating one of tis own after every time it takes that tipe of advantage just breaks its purpose...

its likethe saying "don't s&*# where you eat"

Only if they don't like making out with other chaos beasts. Probably go either way. Maybe they prefer chaos beasts to inferior species, who just don't know how to please a chaos beast.

So they just want to increase the fun - for everyone.

A chaos beast is chaotic, maybe every temple of Calistra holds their Festival of the Chaos Orgy on a different day at a different time. And after each orgy the chaos beast just gets zapped to a different temple for their festival. Pass the beast for the Orgy Eternal.

Ooh, Ooh!

Dibs on the sloppy seconds!

Susan Draconis wrote:

A chaos beast is chaotic, maybe every temple of Calistra holds their Festival of the Chaos Orgy on a different day at a different time. And after each orgy the chaos beast just gets zapped to a different temple for their festival. Pass the beast for the Orgy Eternal.

Ooh, Ooh!

Dibs on the sloppy seconds!

there is no sloppy seconds afterthe chaos bestpassed

andi liked the idea :P andyes the chaos beast should be big enough just to send parts of himself by opening dimensional door todifferent temples... at the same time, different time... or whenever it likes

party is when it arrives :P

mmm Kaeyoss i suppose it will depend on his mood andthe flip of the coin

*blushes*

ok now i think it was good fro me to go to Sandpoint Instead of Korvosa like my old friend in there... i will pray to Iomedae to protect and purify her

So after a few mad dreams and a few more tentacles Iomedae gave her wayward cleric an ultimatum. Poor cleric has to give up the tentacles through an Atonement conveniently placed after the AP is over or lose her power ('poor cleric' is 13th level).

I guess that's what she gets for trying to defend herself in a Contact Other Plane to Iomedae with the excuse "But Dagon seemed so nice..."

I give the odds of a radical alignment change plus Atonement into Dagon's favor at 60-40. For.

This thread is tentacular.

Fixed that for you.

So after a few mad dreams and a few more tentacles Iomedae gave her wayward cleric an ultimatum. Poor cleric has to give up the tentacles through an Atonement conveniently placed after the AP is over or lose her power ('poor cleric' is 13th level).

I guess that's what she gets for trying to defend herself in a Contact Other Plane to Iomedae with the excuse "But Dagon seemed so nice..."

I give the odds of a radical alignment change plus Atonement into Dagon's favor at 60-40. For.

jajajajaja

well as in my land would say "lo bailado ya nadie se lo quita" (bad translation, she enjoyed herself... no one can't take that from her...)

but yes... it was in due time the ultimatum... let the character decide if she wants to continue with Iomedae or just turn into a priestess of the Deep One... she might be the enemy for the next game villianess

gah!!! and now the phrase "go forth and destroy them, my children" convey a new and painful in my head meaning

First of all, I must thank the OP for creating this thread and sharing her story, and apologize for arriving to this thread so late.

But to answer the question posed, no, there are not enough tentacles. In fact, there can never be too many tentacles. They're kinda like dice that way.

First of all, I must thank the OP for creating this thread and sharing her story, and apologize for arriving to this thread so late.

But to answer the question posed, no, there are not enough tentacles. In fact, there can never be too many tentacles. They're kinda like dice that way.

It's not late if the game and therefore the question is still going on.

And that's why somewhere in the Abyss there is a plane made entirely of tentacles. And if there wasn't then there is now.

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

First of all, I must thank the OP for creating this thread and sharing her story, and apologize for arriving to this thread so late.

But to answer the question posed, no, there are not enough tentacles. In fact, there can never be too many tentacles. They're kinda like dice that way.

It's not late if the game and therefore the question is still going on.

And that's why somewhere in the Abyss there is a plane made entirely of tentacles. And if there wasn't then there is now.

Do they have any vacation packages? Because if they do, there are a few people I'd like to drop off there for an...extended stay...yeah, that's it.

Susan Draconis wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

First of all, I must thank the OP for creating this thread and sharing her story, and apologize for arriving to this thread so late.

But to answer the question posed, no, there are not enough tentacles. In fact, there can never be too many tentacles. They're kinda like dice that way.

It's not late if the game and therefore the question is still going on.

And that's why somewhere in the Abyss there is a plane made entirely of tentacles. And if there wasn't then there is now.

Do they have any vacation packages? Because if they do, there are a few people I'd like to drop off there for an...extended stay...yeah, that's it.

A very long extended stay. I'm thinking they have some *ahem* permanent vacation packages. All it costs is their soul...

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

Susan Draconis wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

First of all, I must thank the OP for creating this thread and sharing her story, and apologize for arriving to this thread so late.

But to answer the question posed, no, there are not enough tentacles. In fact, there can never be too many tentacles. They're kinda like dice that way.

It's not late if the game and therefore the question is still going on.

And that's why somewhere in the Abyss there is a plane made entirely of tentacles. And if there wasn't then there is now.

Do they have any vacation packages? Because if they do, there are a few people I'd like to drop off there for an...extended stay...yeah, that's it.

A very long extended stay. I'm thinking they have some *ahem* permanent vacation packages. All it costs is their soul...

Susan, this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Provided you become my travel agent, that is.

Susan Draconis wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

Susan Draconis wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

First of all, I must thank the OP for creating this thread and sharing her story, and apologize for arriving to this thread so late.

But to answer the question posed, no, there are not enough tentacles. In fact, there can never be too many tentacles. They're kinda like dice that way.

It's not late if the game and therefore the question is still going on.

And that's why somewhere in the Abyss there is a plane made entirely of tentacles. And if there wasn't then there is now.

Do they have any vacation packages? Because if they do, there are a few people I'd like to drop off there for an...extended stay...yeah, that's it.

A very long extended stay. I'm thinking they have some *ahem* permanent vacation packages. All it costs is their soul...

Susan, this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Provided you become my travel agent, that is.

Dunno if I'd be good at that. I can get you to the tentacles but I make no promises about your luggage nor where the tentacles decide to go. Only the tentacles decide where the tentacles go...

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

Susan Draconis wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

Susan Draconis wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

First of all, I must thank the OP for creating this thread and sharing her story, and apologize for arriving to this thread so late.

But to answer the question posed, no, there are not enough tentacles. In fact, there can never be too many tentacles. They're kinda like dice that way.

It's not late if the game and therefore the question is still going on.

And that's why somewhere in the Abyss there is a plane made entirely of tentacles. And if there wasn't then there is now.

Do they have any vacation packages? Because if they do, there are a few people I'd like to drop off there for an...extended stay...yeah, that's it.

A very long extended stay. I'm thinking they have some *ahem* permanent vacation packages. All it costs is their soul...

Susan, this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Provided you become my travel agent, that is.

Dunno if I'd be good at that. I can get you to the tentacles but I make no promises about your luggage nor where the tentacles decide to go. Only the tentacles decide where the tentacles go...

I now have a very bad image in my head of the "Roaming Gnome" from those Travelocity commercials. Something about his 'whoopsidaisy'...

I just can't look away from this thread...keep the stories coming! ;P

Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Tentacles to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"

Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

Great. Now I'm really trying not to think about a hypersexualized chaos breast.

If that's a typo, it's the best typo ever.

Wolf Munroe wrote:

Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

Great. Now I'm really trying not to think about a hypersexualized chaos breast.

If that's a typo, it's the best typo ever.

::weeping with laughter::

Wolf Munroe wrote:

Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

Great. Now I'm really trying not to think about a hypersexualized chaos breast.

If that's a typo, it's the best typo ever.

100 Freud Points for you and the OP each!

I'm cashing in those Freud points. Not for cigars or tentacles or creepy memories of my father but for a brainstorm. I have something like two days to come up with what Dagon would want and offer our poor cleric in exchange for her fealty.

New background: Poor Cleric (now 15th level) was told she'd have to listen to two arguments, one from the Voice of Iomedae, one from the Voice of Dagon. Iomedae demands Poor Cleric give up Dagon through Atonement, which in her case will involve (tagged for the squeamish, consider yourself warned)

Now I need to come up with what Dagon wants. Thoughts?

I'm cashing in those Freud points. Not for cigars or tentacles or creepy memories of my father but for a brainstorm. I have something like two days to come up with what Dagon would want and offer our poor cleric in exchange for her fealty.

New background: Poor Cleric (now 15th level) was told she'd have to listen to two arguments, one from the Voice of Iomedae, one from the Voice of Dagon. Iomedae demands Poor Cleric give up Dagon through Atonement, which in her case will involve (tagged for the squeamish, consider yourself warned) ** spoiler omitted ** Because such a powerful cleric of the Inheritor having demonic taint like that just isn't done.

Now I need to come up with what Dagon wants. Thoughts?

besides her full devotion?

whatever IT ask if she goe with it she will lose forever Iomedae's favor and quite possibly become an enemy of the faith... practically she will become a blackguard or a dark pristess of the Deep One.

I think Dagon, while not into sex himself, may want her to marry one of his fish people so she can become a new wellspring of those weird half-fish people for him, as in the original story. While he's not a sexual being himself, Dagon may enjoy watching. As I might. ::sets up camcorder::

I think Dagon, while not into sex himself, may want her to marry one of his fish people so she can become a new wellspring of those weird half-fish people for him, as in the original story. While he's not a sexual being himself, Dagon may enjoy watching. As I might. ::sets up camcorder::

jajaja i do agree

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

I think Dagon, while not into sex himself, may want her to marry one of his fish people so she can become a new wellspring of those weird half-fish people for him, as in the original story. While he's not a sexual being himself, Dagon may enjoy watching. As I might. ::sets up camcorder::

jajaja i do agree

masked DM? cani have a copy?

Let's see if she takes up Dagon on the offer....

Montalve wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

I think Dagon, while not into sex himself, may want her to marry one of his fish people so she can become a new wellspring of those weird half-fish people for him, as in the original story. While he's not a sexual being himself, Dagon may enjoy watching. As I might. ::sets up camcorder::

jajaja i do agree

masked DM? cani have a copy?

Let's see if she takes up Dagon on the offer....

I rather think she will. Her player keeps trying to get me to let her choose Dagon right now. Sadly I can't do that because she needs to at least look able and willing to Iomedae long enough to wield the intelligent sword in finishing the AP.

I can inform you all that the Voice of Dagon is a devilfish with many wandering tentacles... He just needs something to say while keeping Not So Poor Cleric *ahem* occupied...

I'm cashing in those Freud points. Not for cigars or tentacles or creepy memories of my father but for a brainstorm. I have something like two days to come up with what Dagon would want and offer our poor cleric in exchange for her fealty.

New background: Poor Cleric (now 15th level) was told she'd have to listen to two arguments, one from the Voice of Iomedae, one from the Voice of Dagon. Iomedae demands Poor Cleric give up Dagon through Atonement, which in her case will involve (tagged for the squeamish, consider yourself warned) ** spoiler omitted ** Because such a powerful cleric of the Inheritor having demonic taint like that just isn't done.

Now I need to come up with what Dagon wants. Thoughts?

With reference to the spoiler, are we talking about the full-body deal (hard to do to oneself), or just a patch somewhere easily accessible?

Susan Draconis wrote:

I'm cashing in those Freud points. Not for cigars or tentacles or creepy memories of my father but for a brainstorm. I have something like two days to come up with what Dagon would want and offer our poor cleric in exchange for her fealty.

New background: Poor Cleric (now 15th level) was told she'd have to listen to two arguments, one from the Voice of Iomedae, one from the Voice of Dagon. Iomedae demands Poor Cleric give up Dagon through Atonement, which in her case will involve (tagged for the squeamish, consider yourself warned) ** spoiler omitted ** Because such a powerful cleric of the Inheritor having demonic taint like that just isn't done.

Now I need to come up with what Dagon wants. Thoughts?

With reference to the spoiler, are we talking about the full-body deal (hard to do to oneself), or just a patch somewhere easily accessible?

Full body deal. Iomedae would expect Mother Superior of the temple at Korvosa's Octagon to help. And cast Regenerate. Yeah, ouch.

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

Montalve wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

I think Dagon, while not into sex himself, may want her to marry one of his fish people so she can become a new wellspring of those weird half-fish people for him, as in the original story. While he's not a sexual being himself, Dagon may enjoy watching. As I might. ::sets up camcorder::

jajaja i do agree

masked DM? cani have a copy?

Let's see if she takes up Dagon on the offer....

I rather think she will. Her player keeps trying to get me to let her choose Dagon right now. Sadly I can't do that because she needs to at least look able and willing to Iomedae long enough to wield the intelligent sword in finishing the AP.

I can inform you all that the Voice of Dagon is a devilfish with many wandering tentacles... He just needs something to say while keeping Not So Poor Cleric *ahem* occupied...

lol

i myself would let her try to grab it and found it imposible, then see if when she needs she is still devoted to Dagon

right now... the sword won't let her fool itself

Susan Draconis wrote:

Who is that masked DM? wrote:

Let's see if she takes up Dagon on the offer....

I rather think she will. Her player keeps trying to get me to let her choose Dagon right now. Sadly I can't do that because she needs to at least look able and willing to Iomedae long enough to wield the intelligent sword in finishing the AP.

I can inform you all that the Voice of Dagon is a devilfish with many wandering tentacles... He just needs something to say while keeping Not So Poor Cleric *ahem* occupied...

lol

i think SHE already lost that commitment

i myself would let her try to grab it and found it imposible, then see if when she needs she is still devoted to Dagon

right now... the sword won't let her fool itself

The sword is intelligent. It is making its displeasure (and fear) known. But it does understand that its other three options are a self-centered NE rogue who has and is trafficking in souls, a CN ranger/cleric of Lamashtu, and the iconic CG Lem with his wisdom of 8. The falling cleric of Iomedae isn't in its best interests in terms of continuing existence but is in its best interests of carrying out its goals of defeating the minions of Kazavon and Zon-Kuthon.

So Poor Cleric is its best choice in getting things done. She's not the worst choice in surviving this but still the sword has been in contact with its creator and will be trying to summon a trumpet archon the moment its duty is finished. And then I give Poor Cleric a chance to run like heck.

jajajaja ok that is something i suppose

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

Great. Now I'm really trying not to think about a hypersexualized chaos breast.

If that's a typo, it's the best typo ever.

100 Freud Points for you and the OP each!

Due to the Anarchic origins of Chaos Breasts, each one is different from the udder.

Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:

One of Calistria's planar allies is a "hypersexualized chaos beast." What, other than tentacles, are we supposed to think about that, eh? ^.^

Wolf Munroe wrote:

Great. Now I'm really trying not to think about a hypersexualized chaos breast.

Ungoded wrote:

If that's a typo, it's the best typo ever.

KaeYoss wrote:

100 Freud Points for you and the OP each!

Due to the Anarchic origins of Chaos Breasts, each one is different from the udder.

Groan ;D

Anyone here tried THIS GAME?

I'd have thought it was right up your alley (so to speak).

Anyone here tried THIS GAME?

I'd have thought it was right up your alley (so to speak).

lol i agree

Snorter wrote:

Anyone here tried THIS GAME?

I'd have thought it was right up your alley (so to speak).

lol i agree

that might be the poor cleric :P

It's not letting me see it! I wanna see it so that I may never unsee it!

Anyone here tried THIS GAME?

I'd have thought it was right up your alley (so to speak).

It makes me want to clean my eyes with lye! Actually, the illustration itself is interesting to compare to the old Deities & Demigods illustration--it romanticizes the perviness.

Anyone here tried THIS GAME?

I'd have thought it was right up your alley (so to speak).

Found easier access infos. It's all about the easy access.

Oh geez! (Stifles himself)