"We're in a terrible rush..."

"Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."

"I think you're bluffing."

"It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand."

"I believe this is the first time in my life that anyone has dared to insult me."

"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."

"Wait till I get going! ...where was I?"

Australia.

You are in command now, ADMIRAL Piett...

oh wait, wrong movie!

Yes, Australia! You must have suspected I knew the powder's origin. You would have counted on it! Therefore I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

"There was...a mighty...duel. It ranged all over. They were both masters..."

"Who won? How did it end?"

"The loser ran off alone...but the winner...followed those track towards Guilder!"

"Should we track the both?"

"The loser is nothing. Only the Princess matters."

You are in command now, ADMIRAL Piett...

And that's why promotion in the Imperial Navy sucks. Sorry, off-track again...

You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you!

But you've also bested my Spaniard, and that means you must have studied, and in studying you learned that man was mortal and therefore you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

"You're trying to trick me into giving something away. It won't work."

"Is has worked, you've given everything away, I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!"

Then make your choice!

I will, and I choose... what in the world can THAT be?

What? Where? I don't see anything.

*Switches goblets*
Oh, well, I-I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.

Man in Black: "If you're in such a hurry you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do."

Inigo: "I could do that. I still have some rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around here to kill you."

"That does put a damper on our relationship."

"But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top."

"That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait."

"I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard."

"No good. I've known too many Spaniards."

"There's no way you would trust me?"

"Nothing comes to mind."

"I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive."

"Throw me the rope."

(begins to draw sword)

I: No, we will wait until you are rested.

W: Again, thank you.

I: I do not mean to pry, but do you by any chance have six fingers on your left hand?

W: Do you always begin conversations this way?

"BOOO. BOOOO. BOOOOOOO!"

"Why do you say this?"

"Because you had True Love in your hands, and you gave it up! True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage! And that's what she is! So bow to her if you will! Bow to her, the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putresence! Booo! Booo! BOOOOOO!

It was ten days till the wedding. Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse.

See? Didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?

Yes, you're very smart.

W: Do you always begin conversations this way?

My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great

You jiggled your head! That doesn't make you happy?

***Flops his head over***
My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy....hmmm!?

As you know, Australia is entirely peopled with criminals." :p

And criminals are used to having people not trust them, just as you are not trusted by me. Therefore, I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Never go in against a Scicillian when death is on the line.

To think -- all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.

They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

Prince Humperdink is the greatest hunter in the world. He can track a falcon on a cloudy day; he can find you.

Sleep well and dream of large women.

"Farm Boy, polish my saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning."

"As you wish."

Isn't that a wonnnderful beginning?

Yeah, it's... uh, really great, grandpa.

What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book?

Wait, just wait...

...well, when does it get good?

"In the History of the Kiss, there have been seven that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard; how marvelous.

My dear, the only thing that could have made this moment better is if you had said, Hello, my name is Mellisandra DuBonnet, you killed my father, prepare to die. That would have been perfect cinema.

Naw, naw, it's kissing again. You don't wanna hear that.

Oh, I don't mind so much anymore.

Cuchulainn wrote:

"I can't afford to make exceptions.

He died well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said,"Please. Please, I need to live."

...'twas the please that caught my attention...

...'twas the please that caught my attention...

I asked him what was so important for him.

You should be glad I destroyed him before he found out what you really are.

And what am i?

Faithfulness, highness. He spoke of your enduring faithfulness. Tell me, did you wait an entire week out of respect for the dead or did you get engaged to your prince the very next day?

"You mocked me once, never do it again, I DIED THAT DAY!! You can die, too, for all I care..." *SHOVE*

As...you...wish

Which brings us back to:

Oh my sweet Westley!

*ugh* oof ouch *tumble* SPLAT

And then one fall (and Humperdink interlude) later:

Can you move at all?

Move? You're alive! If you want, I can fly!

I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?

Well, you were dead.

Death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a bit.

I will never doubt again.

There will never be a need.
*Begins kissing*

Oh NO. No, pleease.

You are the brute squad!

Your pig fiance too late! Soon we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp.

The Fire Swamp? We'll never survive!

Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

"Grandpa, do you think you could come over and read it to me again, tomorrow?"

"As you wish."

*Looks around at the Fire Swamp*

It's not that bad.

*shocked glance*

I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

Ah, but how will you catch us? We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp and we can live quite comfortably there, so anytime you feel like DYING feel free to come in after us.

You wish to surrender to me? Very well I accept.

"I give you full marks for bravery. Don't make yourself a fool."

For the last time, SURRENDER!

It will not happen.

SURRENDER!

DEATH FIRST!