Cuchulainn wrote:

Alex and I will be appearing in the remake of This is Spinal Tap.

Oh really! In that case:

As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.

"So we're not doing Stonehenge, then?"

Frankly I think the odds are slightly in your favor at handfighting.

It's not my fault I've always been the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!

I would soon destroy a stain-glass window then artist such as your self....However..... since I can't have you fallowing me ether BONK
Please under stand I hold you in the highest respect

Frankly I think the odds are slightly in your favor at handfighting. It's not my fault I've always been the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

"Do you hear that? That is the sound of Ultimate Suffering. My heart made that sound when Count Rugen slaughtered my father. The Man in Black makes it now."

"The Man in Black?"

"His True Love marries another tonight, so who else has cause for Ultimate Suffering?"

They're kissing again.

"So we're not doing Stonehenge, then?"

No! We're not gonna f*$#@%& do Stonehenge!

They're kissing again.

You get a little older, ya might not mind so much. But for now, since you're sick, I'll humor ya.

Old Guy GM wrote:

I just figured out why you are giving me so much trouble...

Why is that, do you think?

Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

Why would that make a ...ooof...<groaning> difference?

Why would that make a ...ooof...<groaning> difference?

Well...*slam*... you see, you use different...moves when you're fighting half a dozen people *gasp*.....than when you only......*gasp* have to be worried about........one. *thunk*

When the Man in Black's head comes around the corner... HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!

Oh, my way. Thanks Vizzini. pause My way is not very sportsmanlike.

I didn't have to miss you know.

I didn't have to miss you know.

I believe you. So what happens now?

David Fryer wrote:

I didn't have to miss you know.

I believe you. So what happens now?

"We face each other as God intended; no tricks, no weapons - skill against skill alone."

Jason Nelson wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I didn't have to miss you know.

I believe you. So what happens now?

"We face each other as God intended; no tricks, no weapons - skill against skill alone."

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

Cuchulainn wrote:

Jason Nelson wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I didn't have to miss you know.

I believe you. So what happens now?

"We face each other as God intended; no tricks, no weapons - skill against skill alone."

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

"I could kill you now..."

Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?

Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?

"I wanted you to fell good about yourself."

"What is that you are ripping?"

Hey, your quick.

"I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigous line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."

I don't envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well ... and dream of large women.

It appears we are at an impass.

"It would seem so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brain!"

Inconceivable!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means."

"It would seem so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brain!"

A dual of wits then?

You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.

I love this line - it's something I could imagine any thieves guild saying in complaint about PCs who disrupt their plans.

"It would seem so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brain!"

You're that smart?

Let me put it this way. You ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Yes.

Morons!

Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.

"This is noble, sir. His wife is...crippled...their children on the brink of starvation."

"That's nice."

"This is noble, sir. His wife is...crippled...their children on the brink of starvation."

You're a rotten liar.

I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years!

YOU MOCK MY PAIN!!!

Life IS pain, princess. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

"True Love is the greatest thing in the world...except for a nice MLT, you know, a mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomatoes a ripe...they're so perky...I love that...but what he clearly said was, "to blathe" which we all know means, to bluff...so you probably both were gambling and he owes you money..."

LIARRRRRR!!!!

Not now, Valerie!

Your first story was better.

He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him.

How can you ask him? He's dead!

How can you ask him? He's dead!

Look who knows so much! Well, it just so happens that he's only MOSTLY dead.

What's the difference?

With all dead, there's only one thing you can do: go through his pockets for loose change.

But mostly dead means slightly alive.

"I can't afford to make exceptions. Once word gets out that a pirate's gone soft, people start to disobey, then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time."

I am no one to be trifled with. That is all you need know.

That was a warning, highness; the next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.

"Tyrone, you know how much I enjoy watching you work, but I have my country's Anniversary to plan, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I swamped."

If you haven't got your health, what do you have?

"I can't afford to make exceptions.

He died well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said,"Please. Please, I need to live."

But mostly dead means slightly alive.

Hey! What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for?

Truuuuuue.....looooooove......

Why loose your venom on me?

You killed my true love.

It's possible. I kill a lot of people.

He died well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said,"Please. Please, I need to live."

"Then he described a girl of unsurpassed beauty and faithfulness, I can only assume he meant you. You should thank me for destroying him before he found out what you really were!