I just got an idea. Seeing how facebook is playing Princess Bride lines back and forth so elequently, I think there could be a competition to be had at PaizoCon.

The competition is to stand up and respond to a particular line from the film, as if it were conversation. No repeats and non-sequential. Audience applause grades the response. Tables elect their best Princess Bride loremaster.

I just got an idea. Seeing how facebook is playing Princess Bride lines back and forth so elequently, I think there could be a competition to be had at PaizoCon.

The competition is to stand up and respond to a particular line from the film, as if it were conversation. No repeats and non-sequential. Audience applause grades the response. Tables elect their best Princess Bride loremaster.

Ted, I think between the two of us we can pretty much do the entire movie.

So, it might be a little unfair.

CJ

...unfair.

I do not think this means what you think it means.

Zuxius wrote:

I just got an idea. Seeing how facebook is playing Princess Bride lines back and forth so elequently, I think there could be a competition to be had at PaizoCon.

The competition is to stand up and respond to a particular line from the film, as if it were conversation. No repeats and non-sequential. Audience applause grades the response. Tables elect their best Princess Bride loremaster.

Ted, I think between the two of us we can pretty much do the entire movie.

So, it might be a little unfair.

CJ

You've been more than fair.

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

You've been more than fair.
You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Jason Nelson wrote:

You've been more than fair.
You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

I silently hold up fingers. Guess how many? :)

Alright alright, break it up, or I call the Brute Squad.

Alright alright, break it up, or I call the Brute Squad.

I'm on the brute squad.

Fris wrote:

Alright alright, break it up, or I call the Brute Squad.

I'm on the brute squad.

You are the brute squad.

Fezzik, jog his memory.

Fezzik, jog his memory.

/BONK

I think I jogged him too hard.

I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using...

Whoever he is, he's too late...SEE! THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY!

I'm not your wife, I'm a witch!

hey shouldn't that be a spoiler

Probably he means no *harm*.

He's really very short on *charm*.

'No more rhymes, I mean it!'

'Anybody want a peanut?'

Inconcievable!!!!!!!

Am I going MAD, or did the word 'think' escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

I think Fezzik is right!

Oh, the sot has spoken!

“Do you want me to send you back to where you were - unemployed in Greenland?!”

“Do you want me to send you back to where you were - unemployed in Greenland?!”

You never had it so good.

Now. If only we had a holocaust cloak, that would be something!

"Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... "

Mawwiage, that mosht bwessed awangement, that dweam wittin a dweam...

Now. If only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something!

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

Sorry - don't mean to be picky. I just love those two lines.

*pulls out a holocaust cloak*
Will this do?

Old Guy GM wrote:

Now. If only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something!

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

Sorry - don't mean to be picky. I just love those two lines.

*pulls out a holocaust cloak*
Will this do?

Where did you get that?

At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.

"Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... "

thumbs up for having the correct number of "ha's" in there :)

Nobody has taken the easy out so I'll eliminate it early

As you wish.

"Surrender"

"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."

Is this a kissing book?

I give you full marks for bravery. Don't make yourself a fool.

R.O.U.S's?

Is this a kissing book?

Yes, you're very smart, now shut up.

R.O.U.S's?

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

So tell me, how did that make you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so please, be honest.

Good night Wesley. Good work. Sleep well. I'm most likely to kill you in the morning.

Good night Wesley. Good work. Sleep well. I'm most likely to kill you in the morning.

For three years he said that to me!

No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.

"And I found these four white horses, I figured since there are four of us if we ever find the lady, hello lady, that we could use them..."

"Fezik, you did something right"

"Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head..."

So tell me, how did that make you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so please, be honest.

*Moans in pain*

"Interesting."

Sports, are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, True Love...

and as everyone seems to have avoided this one...

So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...prepare to die"

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...prepare to die"

Stop saying that!

" a word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?"

"There is nothing nearby, not for miles..."

"Then there will be no one to hear you scream..."

"Have I gone MAD, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brain, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!"

and as everyone seems to have avoided this one...

So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...prepare to die"

I remember you. You're that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. You've been working all your life to find me, only to fail now... I think that's just about the worst thing I've ever heard.

"Have I gone MAD, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brain, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!"

And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!

"And YOU! Friendless! Brainless! Helpless! HOPELESS! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? in GREENLAND!"

"That Vizzini, he can...fuss.

"Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at us.