Is that Kyra helping to protect Merisie's honor, or is it a bath attendant? I also noticed Ezran is the only one who has gear. Paranoid? Nah!

Is that Kyra helping to protect Merisie's honor, or is it a bath attendant? I also noticed Ezran is the only one who has gear. Paranoid? Nah!

Its Kyra

Notice Kyra (that's what's under all those robes? Dang, honey, get out more often!) and not Merisel is the one with the outraged look on her face. Kyra is also the only one who shows a concern for modesty.

Notice Kyra (that's what's under all those robes? Dang, honey, get out more often!) and not Merisel is the one with the outraged look on her face. Kyra is also the only one who shows a concern for modesty.

Yes, Kyra with her hair down is hotness! I think I have a new favorite female iconic. It's that whole "what's under the hajab" mystery that gets me.

Ping!

Ping!

I blame...hrm... let's go with Vic Wertz this time.

Yeah...V-i-c... and then Erik tries to pass off an old news item and pictures as a "new" blog post. Grrr....begins stocking up on pitchforks and torches.

Yeah...V-i-c... and then Erik tries to pass off an old news item and pictures as a "new" blog post. Grrr....begins stocking up on pitchforks and torches.

You mean, "old" as in from last Friday? Geez, you guys are a hard bunch to please. :)

You know, not everybody spends every waking moment scouring the messageboards for every last morsel of news. ;>

-Lisa

You create monsters and then you expect them to be reasonable!
;)

You create monsters and then you expect them to be reasonable!

;)

Yeah, I mean it's winter - those leaves on Mairkurion's face have all turned brown and fallen to the ground... he has no definition, I guess that gives him a right to be angry...

Adjust your screen's color settings, Mutt.
EDIT: Hey, something new! Yay! Although, I don't like the looks of the new guy...send him out for a new illustration.
Seriously, congrats, Hank: Howdy and Mazel Tov.

I don't like the looks of the new guy...send him out for a new illustration.

Seriously, congrats, Hank: Howdy and Mazel Tov.

lol Howdy back! Nice to meetcha Mairkurion, and thank you! We're definitely thrilled to be part of the Paizo team (I'm sure David won't mind me speaking for him on this matter).

You know, not everybody spends every waking moment scouring the messageboards for every last morsel of news. ;>

-Lisa

You know you're addicted to Paizo when ... you think the above comment was personally aimed at you.

Lisa Stevens wrote:

You know, not everybody spends every waking moment scouring the messageboards for every last morsel of news. ;>

-Lisa

You know you're addicted to Paizo when ... you think the above comment was personally aimed at you.

No, no! It was aimed at me! You wish it was aimed at you! Besides, Don't you have some RPG Superstar work to be doing? ~cracks the whip~

P.S. - Welcome to the Nuthouse, Hank and David!

How did those song lyrics go?

You're so vain, you probably think Lisa’s post is about you
You're so vain, i'll bet you think Lisa’s post is about you
Don't you? don't you?

;-)

The last few days have had multiple blog entries a day, and I love the incentive to check it more than just first thing in the morning. Will this trend continue now that Hank and David are adding so many new recurring features to it? Or are we being fattened up for an impending slaughter?

I think it's safe to say, "Anything's possible."

The creaking wheels of an old wooden cart are heard being pushed by outside.
Bring out your blog...bring out your blog...

No blog?!

Let's teach this Nahk and Vadid how fickle we can be!

Those boys don't realize they're teasing the gorilla in the monkey house...
First the tease about Jacobs Interview II on Friday, then no Monday morning blog.

No blog?!

Let's teach this Nahk and Vadid how fickle we can be!

Leave those guys alone...let's blame the interns!

You mean, "old" as in from last Friday? Geez, you guys are a hard bunch to please. :)

-Lisa

Or maybe Lisa!

Tarren Dei wrote:

No blog?!

Let's teach this Nahk and Vadid how fickle we can be!

Leave those guys alone...let's blame the interns!

Lisa Stevens wrote:

You mean, "old" as in from last Friday? Geez, you guys are a hard bunch to please. :)

-Lisa

Or maybe Lisa!

Hmmmm. What kind of ingenious curse can I place on Callous Jack?

-Lisa

My bad. I set it to go up at noon instead of midnight. Should be up now.

Callous Jack wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

No blog?!

Let's teach this Nahk and Vadid how fickle we can be!

Leave those guys alone...let's blame the interns!

Lisa Stevens wrote:

You mean, "old" as in from last Friday? Geez, you guys are a hard bunch to please. :)

-Lisa

Or maybe Lisa!

Hmmmm. What kind of ingenious curse can I place on Callous Jack?

-Lisa

The Curse of a Thousand Fleas?

My bad. I set it to go up at noon instead of midnight. Should be up now.

I still say blame the interns. I don't think they've been blamed for anything yet. Might as well get it out of the way.

Hmmmm. What kind of ingenious curse can I place on Callous Jack?

-Lisa

Do I get a Will save?

Lisa Stevens wrote:

Hmmmm. What kind of ingenious curse can I place on Callous Jack?

-Lisa

Do I get a Will save?

I don't think you get a save vs. deity level magic. Sorry, sucks to be you. :)

-Lisa

Callous Jack wrote:

Lisa Stevens wrote:

Hmmmm. What kind of ingenious curse can I place on Callous Jack?

-Lisa

Do I get a Will save?

I don't think you get a save vs. deity level magic. Sorry, sucks to be you. :)

-Lisa

* quietly slips out of the room while diety is occupied with the silly robot *

Luckily one of these fine fellows will bring me back from the dead, right guys?
Uh...guys?
Hello...?

Callous Jack wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

No blog?!

Let's teach this Nahk and Vadid how fickle we can be!

Leave those guys alone...let's blame the interns!

Lisa Stevens wrote:

You mean, "old" as in from last Friday? Geez, you guys are a hard bunch to please. :)

-Lisa

Or maybe Lisa!

Hmmmm. What kind of ingenious curse can I place on Callous Jack?

-Lisa

Ship his sub last! :D

Quiet you! Don't give her any ideas!

Quiet you! Don't give her any ideas!

Verifies that "dead" is still not an official PFRPG Language.

OK...I even slept late today, just to give the blog jockeys extra time to recover from St Patrick's Day. ;)

*disembodied voice*

It's still Lisa's fault!

*disembodied voice*

It's still Lisa's fault!

I see my curse has finally hit. I hope you enjoy your life without a body! :)

-Lisa

Do not worry Jack we must only find you a girl with jade eyes and your curse of no-flesh shall be lifted. Course problem is then a guy that looks like Kurt Russel will throw a knife into your head.

Callous Jack wrote:

*disembodied voice*

It's still Lisa's fault!

I see my curse has finally hit. I hope you enjoy your life without a body! :)

-Lisa

Now I'm off to haunt the Paizo offices!

Do not worry Jack we must only find you a girl with jade eyes and your curse of no-flesh shall be lifted. Course problem is then a guy that looks like Kurt Russel will throw a knife into your head.

ROFL!

Kevin Mack wrote:

Do not worry Jack we must only find you a girl with jade eyes and your curse of no-flesh shall be lifted. Course problem is then a guy that looks like Kurt Russel will throw a knife into your head.

ROFL!

Hey...Lilith has green eyes...right?

Hey...Lilith has green eyes...right?

And I have a ring of +5 Mullet Protection so Kurt Russell is out of luck!

But isn't your ring on you now absent body? Eh? How's that work, buddy?

Callous Jack wrote:

Hey...Lilith has green eyes...right?

And I have a ring of +5 Mullet Protection so Kurt Russell is out of luck!

But isn't your ring on you now absent body? Eh? How's that work, buddy?

Aw crap...

yoda8myhead wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Hey...Lilith has green eyes...right?

And I have a ring of +5 Mullet Protection so Kurt Russell is out of luck!

But isn't your ring on you now absent body? Eh? How's that work, buddy?

Aw crap...

No prob boss, We have spare bodies at the Club House, I hope you don't mind female spare bodies thou.... and those are kinda....used... eeeer... maybe you are better off disembodied...

yoda8myhead wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Hey...Lilith has green eyes...right?

And I have a ring of +5 Mullet Protection so Kurt Russell is out of luck!

But isn't your ring on you now absent body? Eh? How's that work, buddy?

Aw crap...

Well, well, well. Everybody's disembodied. You know, I started the whole 'disembodied' thing. I did it first. Before it was the whole 'cool' thing.

LMAO!

Hey, interns, we need another blog post to end the week with. I mean, yeah, we're jealous of your work place environment, but after the mighty block of text that are the PFS announcements, you need to give us a little something pretty to tide us over till Monday.

Hey! I have that same foosball table! That's just funny.

-Skeld

PS: And slightly embarrassing. *Hangs head*

Well, well, well. Everybody's disembodied. You know, I started the whole 'disembodied' thing. I did it first. Before it was the whole 'cool' thing.

Hey, it's not fault that Lisa holds a grudge!

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Well, well, well. Everybody's disembodied. You know, I started the whole 'disembodied' thing. I did it first. Before it was the whole 'cool' thing.

Hey, it's not fault that Lisa holds a grudge!

Maybe I should reimbody that Kobold Cleaver fellow. Or perhaps turn him blue and give him a mushroom instead of a cleaver. Hmmmm, I wonder if I know anybody who could do that to him.......

-Lisa

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Callous Jack wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Well, well, well. Everybody's disembodied. You know, I started the whole 'disembodied' thing. I did it first. Before it was the whole 'cool' thing.

Hey, it's not fault that Lisa holds a grudge!

Maybe I should reimbody that Kobold Cleaver fellow. Or perhaps turn him blue and give him a mushroom instead of a cleaver. Hmmmm, I wonder if I know anybody who could do that to him.......

-Lisa

It would probably annoy him... which means you should do it!