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The fiend! How dare he make you work!Well, I just spoke to her in person, so Cozmo is letting her play with the phones now.
Or I must have called at lunch time...
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Cosmo "letting" me answer phone? I think you mean "making me"
He seems to be throughly enjoying having me here to do all his work.
He needs time to clean out his eye cavity, have you seen the dust in there?
You say "Insane Asylum" I say "Home Sweet Home".
You say "Home Sweet Home" I say "Rhinoceros Suave Rhinoceros"
Have the callers stopped being creepy yet, Clarice?
To the callers' defence: I haven't called yet.
We will know that Cosmo has foisted off ALL of his work on Sara Marie when she starts sending us weird, poetic emails letting us know the soda machine has been refilled.
Oh yeah? Well, we have our Daily Fridge Soap Opera where we work!
You have piqued my curiosity. Anything that can be shared?We will know that Cosmo has foisted off ALL of his work on Sara Marie when she starts sending us weird, poetic emails letting us know the soda machine has been refilled.
Sorry. I would put reading Cosmo's weird pop machine emails (rare though they are) as one of the primary benefits of being an employee at Paizo. It simply cannot be shared, and the beauty is only truly apparent after you have read about a hundred of them.
Perhaps new employee Rob McReary will be able to comment in a few months, after he has received his first such email.
Have the callers stopped being creepy yet, Clarice?Oddly enough, my mother's name is Clarice. And, no, they are still creepy.Hello, Sara Marie.
I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner.
What is he?
Hannibal Lecter is a psychotic cannibal from The Silence of the Lambs.
Or if you're referring to the line, it's a double meaning (that's a direct quote from the film, by the way). "I'm having someone for dinner" is a common expression meaning that the person is a dinnerguest. But when Hannibal Lecter says it, the implication is that the guest IS the meal.
Good to spell out, since it's a cultural reference that some people might not be familiar with.
** spoiler omitted **Have the callers stopped being creepy yet, Clarice?Oddly enough, my mother's name is Clarice. And, no, they are still creepy.Hello, Sara Marie.
I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner.
What is he?
No, silly. What is the guest?
I once tried tinker, but I wanted something pinker.
Then I got sailor, but wanted him paler.
When I got potter, I wanted him hotter.
Try some sweep, if you can get it cheep.
And politician - so oily it's served with a doily. Better put it on a bun - you never know when it's going to run
The history of the world, my sweet
Is who gets eaten and who gets to eat
But fortunately it's also clear
That ev'rybody goes down well with beer!
** spoiler omitted **Have the callers stopped being creepy yet, Clarice?Oddly enough, my mother's name is Clarice. And, no, they are still creepy.Hello, Sara Marie.
I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner.
What is he?
No, silly. What is the guest?
I once tried tinker, but I wanted something pinker.
Then I got sailor, but wanted him paler.
When I got potter, I wanted him hotter.Try some sweep, if you can get it cheep.
And politician - so oily it's served with a doily. Better put it on a bun - you never know when it's going to runThe history of the world, my sweet
Is who gets eaten and who gets to eat
But fortunately it's also clear
That ev'rybody goes down well with beer!
It was...
Shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd on top.
