Smurf!

The natural threadjacking follow up to a trolling/baiting post. :)

Smurfing is immature. I call for greater moderation.

Drinking in moderation would prevent a lot of issues.

I have a lot of family issues:(

I helped a friend and his wife move into their new home today (they closed on it about mid-week). Nice house overall, plus an apple tree (with tons of apples on it), a pear tree (with a good number of pears), a peach tree (peaches there, ayup) and a small garden getting ready to explode with tomatoes, anaheim peppers, pole beans and yellow squash ... mmmmm.

I helped a friend and his wife move into their new home today (they closed on it about mid-week). Nice house overall, plus an apple tree (with tons of apples on it), a pear tree (with a good number of pears), a peach tree (peaches there, ayup) and a small garden getting ready to explode with tomatoes, anaheim peppers, pole beans and yellow squash ... mmmmm.

Anaheim ... I miss Cerebus the Aardvark. I never get a chance to read him anymore.

Smurf alla y'all.

I helped a friend and his wife move into their new home today (they closed on it about mid-week). Nice house overall, plus an apple tree (with tons of apples on it), a pear tree (with a good number of pears), a peach tree (peaches there, ayup) and a small garden getting ready to explode with tomatoes, anaheim peppers, pole beans and yellow squash ... mmmmm.

Home ownership is a wonderful thing. Everyone's gotto go someplace.

Speaking of places, have you ever noticed that in naming bars, super secret lairs/bases or projects, it's always very cool to list a noun (usually a place, object or organization) followed by a number?

eg's
Area 51
District 9
Club 54
The 4900
Sector 7
The Ten Who Are Taken

OT post, sorry.

I just realized that Watto from Phantom Menace sounds almost exactly like former PM of Canada Jean Chrétien. Or, at least, my impressions of both do.

Ow! Crap! F#$%ing paper cut!!!!

OT post, sorry.

I just realized that Watto from Phantom Menace sounds almost exactly like former PM of Canada Jean Chrétien. Or, at least, my impressions of both do.

Can one be OT in a threadjack game?

I recently found out the price difference between American Spirit loose tobacco at my corner convenience store and the tobacco shop a few miles away is about $3, with the convenience store being the cheaper of the two. Crazy.

People whut dont cry at the end of Old Yeller gots sumthin wrong wit em.

The wife and I are thinking of visiting my brother and his family in Houston sometime in November.

Thawing pemafrost is alowing C02 to escape into the air. The C02 pools in animal burrows and dens as it is released suffacating the animals.

Somehow I got a hangnail on my big toe and it bled on my sock.

Speaking of nails, does anyone have an idea of how much a good nail gun costs?

I have not been to the shooting range in about 7 months.

I have not been to the shooting range in about 7 months.

Its been a good 7 months since I've played Pathfinder or any of its predecessors.

Stasria Echrom
Stasria Echrom ('Mistress of the third key' as she likes to style herself) is (or rather was) the renegade gold-elf cleric of Auril who featured in the 'Mettle and magic on the snowfield' picture in the 'Shadow of Arfel' series. Since she used a ring of three wishes (two wishes left) to merge herself with a mortally injured fiend in 3175 N.Y., shortly after being evacuated from Gulmunhav (3173 N.Y.) she has been first an alu-fiend, and then finally a full (Toril-native) succubus. She has picked up some wizardry to enhance her original clerical calling and is exceptionally dangerous. She spends much of her time wandering Faerûn, causing mischief in the name of her goddess and keeping out of the way of Lady Speladrin Kaltharûnír and most surviving Netherese liches.
In the early second century Dale Reckoning Stasria made the mistake of referring to Lady Speladrin Kaltharûnír in the present tense, as a Netherese Arcanist and as still being 'very much alive'. Since this was in a (then) major seat of learning, it annoyed Lady Kaltharûnír greatly and resulted in the 'Styx Portal' incident when somehow (the surviving sages and wizards were never exactly able to piece together how, having lost their memories permanently of the past month) a portal to the lower planes opened in the college inundating the scholars and records with stygian waters and with several highly aggressive styx drakes. Very shortly afterwards Lady Kaltharûnír caught up with and severely chastised Stasria, the latter having departed the college mere minutes before the portal incident and thus having avoided by the narrowest of margins a bath of technically distinctly forgettable nature. As she left Stasria, Lady Kaltharûnír pointed out that Stasria could: 'either start behaving like an honourary Netherese citizen or be treated as a security risk'. Stasria has been distinctly discreet on Netherese matters regarding Lady Speladrin Kaltharûnír ever since, and deliberately obfuscatory (without actually lying) on the specific topic of Speladrin the Netherese arcanist (and 'minor footnote in Netherese history').
Stasria is a cleric 14 [Auril]/wizard 5/mystic theurge 6. Five of the mystic theurge levels are epic. She generally wanders around in her 'original' gold-elf shape, and is immediately recognisable to anyone paying attention to her who has studied 'Mettle and magic in the snowfield' or a good copy of it - recognisable, that is, as in an immediate resemblence is obvious; it does not follow that a viewer will automatically assume that they are one and the same person (especally given that Stasria will be wearing 'modern' clothes and may not even obviously be a cleric of Auril) though an intelligent viewer may entertain the idea that there could be some sort of family relationship. (Although less likely, even given the long lifespans of elves, the older the viewer believes the picture that they have seen to be.)...

I think you just won the thread (to date).

Pshaw! I am a frustrated would-be writer for the FR, thwarted fatally in my ambitions by the edition change. That was the merest extract from my files.... ;)

They spoke with the lady,
The lady of light,
First star of the realm's greatest order,
They asked her to tell them, if tell them she could,
Of whether the realm's last hold still stood,
And if leave she would grant them to find it?

Hey, check out these > pictures of flowers < .

Cool......Alien prequel.
Or maybe not.
Alice in Wonderland loox cool though.

Capt. Blood in SPACE!

The whirring sound you hear is Errol Flynn spining in his grave.

I'm O-positive.

Cable/Satellite TV is highly overrated. Netflixing your boob tube entertainment helps to reclaim your life and game more.

The weak are meant to be ruled by the strong.

It took 4 of us 3 1/2 hours to assemble a gas grill yesterday. The kabobs were delicious, though.

I can never cook bacon right. It seems like it's either burnt or too chewy.

Is it time for lunch yet?

So, I'm thinking I may have the flu... and this particular strain came from a friend's trip to Texas. I'm going to get a checkup later today because I can (yay military benefits) and maybe they'll be able to tell if it is H1N1. I don't have the highest confidence in my clinic, though (yay military physicians). :P

So, I'm thinking I may have the flu... and this particular strain came from a friend's trip to Texas. I'm going to get a checkup later today because I can (yay military benefits) and maybe they'll be able to tell if it is H1N1. I don't have the highest confidence in my clinic, though (yay military physicians). :P

Rub some dirt on it, it'll be fine.

So does the saying "when pigs fly" have anything to do with porcines and catapults?

I can't stop eating this saltwater taffy.

Saltwater is good for sore throats.

Saltwater is good for sore throats.

Ack! Swine Flu!!!

Which is better: a decent joke or a really bad pun?

Which is better: a decent joke or a really bad pun?

Are those tentacles or are you just really happy to see me?

A friend told me that the onerous and tedious tasks that one must go through to get it actually lend value to the Venomhide Ravasaur mount once it has been obtained. I disagree. I find that the mount has value to me already and it is the fact that I want it lends it the value. The P.I.T.A. daily quests are nothing more than a gauge of how much I want it. Or... to put it another way... Blizz wants to know if I will put up with an annoying time-sink to get this particular thing.

I'm annoyed because I will.

But I do not need to know how much I want it. I know I want it. I have a Beast Mastery hunter whose main pet id a Devilsaur. I bought the little dinosaur non-combat pet. I have a theme going and I enjoy it. But due to this arbitrary "value-addition", I have to wait at least 20 days before I can mount up.

I'm feeling bored today.

ayup.

A friend told me that the onerous and tedious tasks that one must go through to get it actually lend value to the Venomhide Ravasaur mount once it has been obtained. I disagree. I find that the mount has value to me already and it is the fact that I want it lends it the value. The P.I.T.A. daily quests are nothing more than a gauge of how much I want it. Or... to put it another way... Blizz wants to know if I will put up with an annoying time-sink to get this particular thing.

I'm annoyed because I will.

But I do not need to know how much I want it. I know I want it. I have a Beast Mastery hunter whose main pet id a Devilsaur. I bought the little dinosaur non-combat pet. I have a theme going and I enjoy it. But due to this arbitrary "value-addition", I have to wait at least 20 days before I can mount up.

what's all that from?

spam!

Cosmo wrote:

A friend told me that the onerous and tedious tasks that one must go through to get it actually lend value to the Venomhide Ravasaur mount once it has been obtained. I disagree. I find that the mount has value to me already and it is the fact that I want it lends it the value. The P.I.T.A. daily quests are nothing more than a gauge of how much I want it. Or... to put it another way... Blizz wants to know if I will put up with an annoying time-sink to get this particular thing.

I'm annoyed because I will.

But I do not need to know how much I want it. I know I want it. I have a Beast Mastery hunter whose main pet id a Devilsaur. I bought the little dinosaur non-combat pet. I have a theme going and I enjoy it. But due to this arbitrary "value-addition", I have to wait at least 20 days before I can mount up.

what's all that from?

World of Warcraft

Does anybody have any tips on how to improve my gas mileage?

Eat more beans.

I'm O-positive.

I'm O-negative, but to get back off topic, what are the Carolina Panthers' chances of making it to the Super Bowl this year?

37 more hours until I leave for GenCon.

What the he** does "25 or 6 to 4" mean?

my new tower got fried by a thunderstorm ... hoping it's just the power supply ...