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[Fire Mountain Games] Way of the Wicked—Book One: Knot of Thorns (PFRPG) PDF,
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Fire Mountain Games
Necrotic Reef,
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Blackerose
Anyone actually play a Shadowdancer?,
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DeathQuaker
[Frog God Games] The Demon Lord Has Left the Building,
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Chuck Wright
A new job opening at Paizo!,
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thunderspirit
Government folly,
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Kryzbyn
Dragonlance conversion to Pathfinder,
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Asphere
Sneak attack from Stealth RAW,
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setzer9999
Definitive vampiric touch thread,
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Talon Stormwarden
Huri, treacherous ex-familiar,
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Saint Trickery
Some Common Misteps I'm Seeing This Year,
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deinol
Pathfinder Tales: City of the Fallen Sky,
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Time Bandit
Auction Houses,
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Scholar-at-Arms
CMB, Iterative Attacks, What can be done in a round?,
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Jiggy
GM Advice: How do I make traps more interesting?,
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Adamantine Dragon
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Worldwound Adventures Discussion,
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Akor Scourgebane
DM Aron Marczylo's Curse of the Crimson Throne - Part 3,
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DM Aron Marczylo
Secret Goblin World Conquest Planning Thread~ HUMINS KEEP OUT!,
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Bucko Rackingclaw
Seeking 4-6 players for Carrion Crown PbP,
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stormraven
DM Jonasty's WoT Shadows in Light OOC Thread,
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Jasper Firewyn
Sean's Master of the Fallen Fortress,
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Noran Kekmore
The Story of the Stone: Kyrademon's Jade Regent PBP, Part III,
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Rhost Mab-i-gof
The_Ninja_DM's Carrion Crown,
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The_Ninja_DM
DM Heathy's Saltmarsh Discussion Thread,
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Mothman
GM Blood's Age of Worms in Golarion Discussion,
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Lessien Nenmacil
The Pact Stone Pyramid,
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Hurgah the Reaver
Flesh and Bone-A Zombiepocalypse Story,
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Haundo
Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing!,
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Tark Bashflat
DM Aron Marczylo's Kingmaker - Part 1: Stolen Land,
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DM Aron Marczylo
Sfounder's Curse of the Crimson Throne PbP,
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Thorgrym the Tracker
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stepsister in the back of a Camaro...
"Something must be done!" he screamed as
the rain fell like poison arrows from
the ceiling. Odin just rolled his eyes
and went back to drinking his mead.
It was good mead. Very good indeed.
So good, Odin completely slept through Ragnarok,
and woke up with a bad hangover.
Fenris Wolf was very upset, since he
had liked Paris's chihuahua familiar until he
puked all over the furniture and caused
an international incident, so the little dog
was determined to end his days trying
to get Odin eaten by the Fenris
Shih tzu, Mr. Twinkles, who was not
only a handsome beast, but also the
fiercest warrior in Valhalla. The bloody melee
woke Odin up in the middle of
a raging headache, so he punted them...
and then drank some more mead. Loki
was so strung out on birth control
that he mistook Beta Ray Bill for
a bearded yak (don't ask me how),
and what ensued caused many to vomit...
a little in their mouths. Sif decided
that so many flagrant violations of the
rules of hospitality required a more stern
punishment than mere decapitation, so Loki was
dressed as a wood nymph and left
to the tender mercies of several dozen
…white poodles, who had not been neutered.
Forever after, Loki was simply known as
"Dances with Poodles," a name that haunted
Kevin Costner forever, as people often mistook
him for the woebegotten Norse deity. In
time, people began to celebrate the day
by getting high on prescription medication and...
doing terrible things to any animal with
four legs and by using ellipses unnecessarily.
... "Hey, did you catch the 'Today Show'
episode that showed the difference between the
mating habits of the wild man-eating
rabid chinchillas and their camouflage abilities?"
"No,
I was too busy regurgitating my peas
into the mouths of the baby rocs
while their mother was circling around, looking
for a parking place at Sears. There
are too many rocs in the world
for any kind of formal parking lot
! Even if said parking lot is located
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