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Race - Jack Kirby style New Gods / Eternals,
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Mortuum
Dispute with DM over a unfair trap,
by
DreamAtelier
Lootable Items: Boars carrying +5 Vorpal Chain-Swords or something more realistic?,
by
Pucktheplatypus
Is the CL of a Faerie Dragon's spells and Greater Invisibility based on HD?,
by
fearforesta
Flurry attack bonus question,
by
Jiggy
Guilds and Guild Money,
by
Pucktheplatypus
Freelancer Gets Fixed (Doh! Not that way!),
by
Myron Pauls
Why are barbarians barbarians and not berzerkers?,
by
blue_the_wolf
Form Fill-able Character Sheet,
by
dfsearles
Armor as DR and Firearms as Touch attacks,
by
Kaisoku
Animal companions and monster feats,
by
Jak the Looney Alchemist
Adventure Path Backmatter,
by
Boxhead
Sneak attack from Stealth RAW,
by
Asphesteros
Its not looking good for the fighter class in 5E,
by
lastknightleft
Is the pounce evolution from the Eidolon the same as the pounce ability from the beastiary?,
by
Cheapy
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DM Harpwizard’s Heroes of Elsir Vale OOC Discussion,
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Bofus Beerswizzler
Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing!,
by
Tark Bashflat
Academy of Secrets,
by
Iorec Zilu
GM Fnord's PFS First Steps,
by
Tiann Ceriagh'u
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic,
by
GM Elton
Tora no Senaka - The Back of the Tiger - Jade Regent IC Thread,
by
Izumi Chosokate
Rise of the Runelords Discussion,
by
Volty
Nightflier's Blackdogs in Absalom - Game Thread,
by
Elaugvyr Shynklyr
Sheik Voodoo's Katapesh Nights,
by
Amir Awad Hajjir
Solos Kingmaker Group 1,
by
Halloran Westover
Ryuko's Way of the Wicked: A Knot of Thorns,
by
Devon Gerhart
Shadowborn's Wounded Earth (Blue Group),
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Auric Ironwright
PFS-PBP-MASTERS OF THE FALLEN FORTRESS (OOC),
by
Eddy Flynn
Tales of Agartha: the Avalon Chronicles,
by
Vai Emkar
GM Kyle's Infinite Dungeon Discussion,
by
Thorfinn Feigrsson
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spleen stew, a dish greatly beloved by
Bilbo, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin, but Samwise
was, alas, allergic. As an alternative, he
supped on the giazzards of gnomes wraped
in grape leaves and stuffed with the
entrails of gargantuan pixies spiced with the
Tarrasque's Blend. Served at "elevensies", the halflings
ate the feast saying, "Yummy,we love
Tarrasque's Blend!"; just another case of product
placement in fantasy/reality TV. Outrageous? These days
economaners predict increasing television adds will cause
the Tarrasque to become more unique ... hrm?
Saddly, the Tarrasque needs a lesson in
etiquette; the last time it feasted upon
seal blubber and cod tongues, it forgot
its wallet and tried paying with seven
vital organs from its own regenerating body.
The waiter smited it using a +7
Mixing Spoon of Scolding that he found
seven hours earlier in scalding vat of
chocolate pudding. The pudding, disappointed at losing
its chocolateyness(?), attempted to eat a full
swarm of heafty earthlings who were traped
in their own juices. This was too
much for a single pudding to resist,
and it hungrily advanced on the hapless
people. Suddenly the temprature droped forming crystaline
structures within the pudding. "Argh!", it thought
"Cold! My weakness! I shan't die without
Sending a love letter to the wife
so that I can finally apologize for
cheating on her with a vanilla, tapioca
and that other crazy butterscotch." With a
hat full of sprinkles, love and hate
the pudding crept towards the nearest post
office and borrowed a pen to write
its wife. Unfortunately, the pen and paper
were in charge of her last love:
In charge meaning they didnt leave ink
for him to write with. Instead, he
crushed the berries of a thorn infested
blackberry crumble, left cooling on the desk.
An ancient desk carved from a single
toothpick, a feat truly remarkable in that
the pixie craftsmen who made it were
inebriated that day. The wine they made
was concocted from 151 proof dragon sweat
aged 200 years in pine barrels, imbuing
it with the peculiar scent of rotting
hobbit corpses collected in a vat of
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