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Ability Focus (Storm Mastery) or (1 Spell),
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Chris Lambertz
Adventure Time with Finn & Jake Discussion Thread,
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Mairkurion {tm}
Paizo Blog: Pathfinder Battles Preview: Familiar Faces,
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Laschoni
Ron Paul announces presidential bid.,
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BigNorseWolf
Good source of puzzles and traps for high level,
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rando1000
Craft Wonderous Creature Feat. (Yes it exists, and it rocks),
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Chris Lambertz
Dispute with DM over a unfair trap,
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mdt
re: have most gamers either been in the military and or studied Martial arts?,
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Bill Dunn
Black Ray of Fleshparting question,
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Chris Lambertz
Is the CL of a Faerie Dragon's spells and Greater Invisibility based on HD?,
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Mauril
Flurry attack bonus question,
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Jiggy
Sell me on Barbarian Rage?,
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Chris Lambertz
Adventure Path Backmatter,
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Sean Mahoney
Why are barbarians barbarians and not berzerkers?,
by
Ragnarok Aeon
How many days travel from Restov to Oleg's Trading Post?,
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Don Walker
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Aubrey's 4e Dark Sun campaign,
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Aubrey the Demented/Malformed
Dm Zyren's Heart of Runes,
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Ailetha Aurcalam
Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing!,
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Tark Bashflat
Tales of Agartha: the Avalon Chronicles,
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Taron Sunwake
Worldwound Adventures Discussion,
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Sparel Radtymah
Amgir's "Curse of the Crimson Throne",
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Fealix
A murky solution (a Wheel Of Time Thread),
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RIZZENMAGNUS
Hollows last hope recruitment,
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Iron-Dice
Den of the Slave Takers (4e),
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Vondal Brewerson
The Temple of Elemental Evil,
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Wareagle
DM Bloodgargler Stolen Kingmaker,
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Vorik Torgrimson
DM Devon's RotRL aka "The Heroes of Sandpoint",
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Kerrec Valorian
The_Ninja_DM's Carrion Crown,
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The_Ninja_DM
DM Harpwizard’s Heroes of Elsir Vale,
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Tirion Jörðhár
Chapter 1: Just Beneath the Surface,
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Legiald Galsaran
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de Heatho would not have to be
I had a job where my first day of work was May 5; this dude I worked with threw a party and called it "Cinco de Heatho." Good times.
de Mayo, involving egg-based condiments and
garnished with a sprig of parsley. Gordon
Lightfoot, as it turned out, was not
in the habit of picking up stray
wombats along the roadside. Instead, he would
lure the dumb beasts into his secret
studio and use them to record background
squeals for his bizarre symphonies of marsupial
polka tunes. Spike, the lead wombat, stole
a glance at the hot thylacine next
to the machine that goes "Ping!", and
then he broke in to a long
discertation on the effect of artifical, synthetic
plastic clouds that mentally control all living
things in iambic pentameter. David Seville heard
this while visiting the petting zoo; the subsequent
attempts to cast Awakening on the animals
led to the foundation of the group...
AAAARGH - Awakened Animals Acting Against Rabid Gophers
[.] The gophers, however, had gathered an army
consisting of robot chickens armed with large
keen-edged breadsticks, and more than hundreds of
ostrich-riding penguin cowboys. ArchGeneral "Clumpy" McBragg led
his ragtag company of misfits under the
assumption he would be allowed to retire
and run his grandmother's bed-and-breakfast back home
on the Somali coast. Thus motivated, he
crept back to bed for a nap.
Arch-general Clumpy knew that if his forces
were captured they would be completely unable
to sleep comfortably, knowing that they soon
would face the unrelenting terror of the
"Top 40" playlist. It was used as
a means of mind control by rendering
brain activity impossible through nonstop ABBA broadcasting
subliminally imposed by the mind flayer interrogators
in their ongoing quest to subvert the
goodness of jazz. The Grammas and Grampas
initiated the retaliation with many Elvis songs
sung by Norwegian Death Metal groups like
Dimmu Borgir and the far less known
Brødrene Gørr og Snørr, a group that
broke up when lead singer Hanz found
that he preferred to be called Heidi.
The great battle began at dawn, with
a sumptuous breakfast spread of fresh fruit,
eggnog from the previous December and lots
of reheated turkey, and the fabled halfling
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Patrick Curtin
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)
