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drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber) Dec 1, 2006, 11:48 PM

templates added if we're talkin old school.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 2, 2006, 06:49 AM

This reminds me of another story, where

Heathansson Dec 2, 2006, 08:16 AM

like, there was this guy, and like,

drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber) Dec 2, 2006, 09:57 AM

everybody called him "Tiny", not because he

Heathansson Dec 2, 2006, 10:15 AM

was big like Little John, which would

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 2, 2006, 10:45 AM

make no sense if it wasn't for

Heathansson Dec 2, 2006, 10:47 AM

his tiny head. It was so small,

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 2, 2006, 02:34 PM

hungry pigeons often mistook it for a

Heathansson Dec 2, 2006, 02:38 PM

peanut, and pecked at it mercilessly. This

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 2, 2006, 04:39 PM

pummeling, however, made his head swell up

Heathansson Dec 2, 2006, 09:24 PM

like a fat tick ready to burst.

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 2, 2006, 10:21 PM

Thus, Little John never left his house

Heathansson Dec 3, 2006, 10:56 AM

which was a good thing, because his

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 3, 2006, 01:15 PM

mommy didn't approve of his lazy friends

Heathansson Dec 3, 2006, 05:32 PM

or any of the girls he brought

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 3, 2006, 08:39 PM

back with him when he ventured out

Heathansson Dec 3, 2006, 08:41 PM

into the Styes, where the worst neighborhoods

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 4, 2006, 08:01 AM

are. But he plotted nightly to take

(OK, he "never" leaves his house but he picks up girls in bad neighborhoods?)

Heathansson Dec 4, 2006, 08:46 AM

a journey there, in his ethereal form,

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 4, 2006, 09:47 AM

to buy a few pastrami sandwiches for

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 4, 2006, 10:18 AM

the neo-otyughs living underneath his bed. These

(I was originally thinking more along the lines that it was just as well that he never left the house, as pigeons would eat his noggin. The Styes babes came later, I guess...)

Heathansson Dec 4, 2006, 10:30 AM

Keanu Reeves otyughs were feeling snarky, so

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 4, 2006, 11:16 AM

they decided to reenact the Matrix trilogy

Heathansson Dec 4, 2006, 12:06 PM

in french. The first Neo-otyugh, who smelled

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 4, 2006, 12:33 PM

like the old socks it recently consumed,

Heathansson Dec 4, 2006, 01:13 PM

wasn't quite "leading otyugh" material, so the

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 4, 2006, 01:43 PM

consensus was that it would be Morpheus

Heathansson Dec 4, 2006, 01:52 PM

and the role would go to a

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 4, 2006, 02:12 PM

creature with only two legs. As for

Heathansson Dec 4, 2006, 03:29 PM

the bald guy who wanted a steak,

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 4, 2006, 06:26 PM

the pontificating moron in a white suit,

Heathansson Dec 4, 2006, 07:14 PM

Boss Hogg. The Duke Boys, played by

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 4, 2006, 09:57 PM

the two skinniest otyughs, had their wagon

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 5, 2006, 08:44 AM

painted with the Canadian flag in a

Heathansson Dec 5, 2006, 09:57 AM

bizarre absurdist landscape, along with melting watches

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 5, 2006, 11:35 AM

and herd animals. Dukes fans pointed out

Heathansson Dec 5, 2006, 01:41 PM

that Salvador Dali, with his weird moustache,

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 5, 2006, 04:07 PM

would have found this painting too realistic

Heathansson Dec 5, 2006, 04:13 PM

and flagellated himself psychologically for having painted

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 5, 2006, 07:10 PM

his winged cows in a non-melty way.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 6, 2006, 07:41 AM

This was the worst Matrix rendition ever

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 6, 2006, 11:21 AM

, at least since The Matrix Reloaded. However,

Heathansson Dec 6, 2006, 11:31 AM

it was nowhere near as bad as

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 6, 2006, 11:47 AM

Wolf Blitzer's sex tape, but at least

Heathansson Dec 6, 2006, 11:54 AM

it gave some otyughs some work, and

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 6, 2006, 11:57 AM

otyugh roles are hard to come by.

Heathansson Dec 6, 2006, 12:03 PM

Kid Rock, now that he is single,

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 6, 2006, 12:08 PM

auditioned, but he made the otyughs nauseous

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 6, 2006, 12:15 PM

, making them demand stunt doubles and increased

Heathansson Dec 6, 2006, 12:27 PM

raw sewage, to mask the atrocious smell