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drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber) Nov 26, 2006, 05:03 PM

Cranky Smurf cuffed Impaley upside the head.

Heathansson Nov 26, 2006, 05:08 PM

"I hate violence," he exclaimed, and then

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 26, 2006, 07:31 PM

proceeded to break the polearm into tiny

Heathansson Nov 26, 2006, 07:56 PM

toothpicks, and made little toothpick smurf toys

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 26, 2006, 08:38 PM

in an attempt to console Brainy Smurf's

Heathansson Nov 26, 2006, 08:46 PM

little brother, Smarty Pants Big Mouth Smurf,

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 26, 2006, 08:54 PM

who was traumatised by the frothy impalement

Heathansson Nov 26, 2006, 09:26 PM

of his longwinded big brother on the

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 26, 2006, 10:08 PM

demented Impaley Smurf's flailberd. "Who's going to

drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber) Nov 26, 2006, 10:27 PM

help me stir the sauce?" asked Chef

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 27, 2006, 08:20 AM

Emeril Lagasse, adding pieces of Brainy Smurf's

Heathansson Nov 27, 2006, 09:02 AM

brain, which truly was huge, for a

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 27, 2006, 06:15 PM

zombie-inspired culinary delight: cerveaux au vin, with

Heathansson Nov 28, 2006, 07:20 AM

Jerry Mathers as the Beaver. It was

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 28, 2006, 07:50 AM

a delicacy, according to Martha Stewart, who

Heathansson Nov 28, 2006, 07:54 AM

always cherished it and the fond memories

drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber) Nov 28, 2006, 08:56 AM

of beating her hired help.....at canasta.

Heathansson Nov 28, 2006, 09:32 AM

Then, who came around the corner but

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 28, 2006, 12:43 PM

a troupe of formorian giant bards, cleverly

Heathansson Nov 28, 2006, 01:11 PM

or not, were disguised as cheerleaders, and

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 28, 2006, 02:42 PM

waving ginormous pom-poms while turning cartweels and

Heathansson Nov 28, 2006, 03:35 PM

exposing....well, I'll leave that to your

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 28, 2006, 10:40 PM

psychologist to get to the bottom of.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 29, 2006, 07:23 AM

The formorians were fans of Smurf brain

Heathansson Nov 29, 2006, 08:40 AM

, the band and the meal from Denny's.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 29, 2006, 08:45 AM

But Emeril was seasoning it with all

Heathansson Nov 29, 2006, 12:26 PM

spice, Old Spice, Brut for Men, Polo,

Tailchaser Nov 29, 2006, 12:31 PM

and aqua velva for that extra spice.

Heathansson Nov 29, 2006, 12:40 PM

This caused the smurfy treats to flame

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 29, 2006, 07:53 PM

in otherworldly colours, piquing the interest of several

Heathansson Nov 29, 2006, 07:55 PM

Avatars of Nyarlathotep from the AoN Convention

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 29, 2006, 08:44 PM

, including the be-ribboned 'Best Avatar' winner, who

drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber) Nov 29, 2006, 09:22 PM

immediately swore off snorting powdered bone marrow

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 29, 2006, 10:47 PM

when he realized that the fomorian bards

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 30, 2006, 06:23 AM

had laced them with pixie sticks. The

Heathansson Nov 30, 2006, 08:21 AM

REAL Slim Shady Smurf, who was fighting

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 30, 2006, 11:22 AM

his caffeine habit at the Betty Ford

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 30, 2006, 11:36 AM

Clinic For The Chronically Short, was unimpressed;

drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber) Nov 30, 2006, 05:00 PM

he and Ozzy Smurf once snorted TNT

Siberys Nov 30, 2006, 07:44 PM

In the midst of all this hullabaloo

Siberys Nov 30, 2006, 07:45 PM

Impaley Smurf dipped his hat into brainy

Siberys Nov 30, 2006, 07:47 PM

smurf's lifeblood, thus becoming the first redcap.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 1, 2006, 11:33 AM

This macabre episode became known as the

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 1, 2006, 12:32 PM

Changing Of The Hats, and is commemorated

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 1, 2006, 02:00 PM

each year on the untitled thread. The

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 1, 2006, 02:35 PM

posters on that thread are overly fascinated

Siberys Dec 1, 2006, 03:48 PM

with awesome, if inane, message board games,

drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber) Dec 1, 2006, 07:29 PM

and pie. Especially homemade pie that's good

Heathansson Dec 1, 2006, 07:41 PM

so you need an Orc to guard

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Dec 1, 2006, 08:44 PM

it in a locked 10x10' room without