he's got to be strong, and he's

gotta be fast. Real fast. Disconcertingly, there

suddenly appeared a crimson caped dynamo, in

a blinding flash and thunderous boom as

the burrito he ate three hours beforehand

dangerously mixed with the broccoli and beer

and chased with Tenser's Milk of Magnesia

turned into Batman™ guano. Mixed with sulfur,

this potent chemical is quite possibly the

most useless spell component ever devised. The

harvesting is dangerous, and the only spell

that can benefit from it is a

rare variation of Burning hands that changes

into its dancing shoes when the music

changes its tempo to polka. As nobody

Suddenly, the paladin saw a HUGE creature

that appeared to be a severely mutated

by the gaseous fumes from beneath the

tavern's basement - the building was built on

a Styes-style alchemical factory for the

process of turning goblinoid sweatshop workers into

Soilant Green to feed the masses of

very very hungry spiderlings. The monstrous mutant

goblinoids could be made into enough food

to feed many mouths, provided that the

masticators did not include any gibbering mouthers.

Menacingly, many massive masticator mechanics moved mindlessly

because they think alliteration is silly. They

thought that theoretically, their theorems thoroughly, throughout

history, eschewing alliteration whenever possible. Their annals

thus contained no actual words, instead opting

for a form of sign language, which

had a lot to do with their

strange visual organs, as they are particularly

adept at noticing microscopic changes in skin

pigmentation patterns, something that has anthropologists speculating

as to whether their microscopes were kaleidoscopes

or periscopes. This strange method of communication

though odd, nonetheless, came in quite handy,

since Smurfs are known for their sensitive

visual acuity, and it would be smurfs

who, according to prophesy, would bring about

the downfall of civilisation as we know

it today. Smurfs, of course, have long

noses, the better to smell an invasion

of stanky aliens. They wear aluminum foil

so that smurfs mistake them for leftover

baked potatoes, to order to lure them

out of their mushroom houses so that

they can be impregnated with strange alien