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What do people think of the sword saint?,
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LazarX
Fate of souls after death,
by
Drejk
Pathfinder programs,
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Azure_Zero
Run as Written vs. GM Caveat...Are we being hypocritical?,
by
nosig
Small + Lance, Ideas?,
by
peterrco
Gang Up Feat Question,
by
setzer9999
Agile Maneuvers and Weapon Finesse as baseline?,
by
Kolokotroni
80's and early 90's Disney cartoons,
by
Dragon78
Tiny Toon Adventures,
by
Legendarius
>>Ask Joss Whedon ALL your questions here<<,
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Darth Knight
Would like to ask for some Wizard feat / build suggestions.,
by
rat_ bastard
My Legacy of Fire Conversions (and NPC Stat Blocks),
by
jahvul
Time Bandits,
by
Legendarius
Dual-cursed oracle misfortune revelation,
by
Tholas
Imp Servitor,
by
nosig
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Worldwound Adventures Discussion,
by
Malak Jaedoom
Hungry Voodoo's Safe Haven,
by
Bilbo Bang-Bang
Scipion del Ferro's Kingmaker Discussion,
by
Set
The Screaming Sky - DM Downrightamazed,
by
John Mcnaught
Hideouts & Hoodlums: Justice Society of America,
by
Scottenkainen
Star Wars - The Covenant of Shadows,
by
Desh
DM Iron-Dice PSF Adventures (Game),
by
DM Iron-Dice
Cap'n Voodoo's Freebooter PBP,
by
Cap'n Voodoo
Sean's Master of the Fallen Fortress,
by
GM Sean
WWAATD discussion thread.,
by
Lorn the Barber
GM Levi's {Advanced} Sands of Osirion Campaign Arc!,
by
Belgraen
Hungry Voodoo's Mines of Zolurket,
by
Tararr Trollspiltter
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic,
by
Helaman
The Screaming Sky OOC - DM Downrightamazed,
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Eben TheQuiet
Sheik Voodoo's Katapesh Nights,
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Sheik Voodoo
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It was a dark and stormy night.
Heathansson found himself making useless threads throughout.
But there was evil afoot the messageboards,
stalking werewolves frightening subscribers wearing nothing but
a "modestly" placed Rod of Lordly Might.
(Edit: unless the subject is plural, in which case `some "modestly" placed Rods of Lordly Might.`)
Shockingly, the stalkers revealed themselves by suddenly
(Edit: when in doubt, more is more, so our subject is plural)
rolling intiative without waiting for anyone else.
Instantly, their Rods changed into flaming longswords +1
a most cacophanous chorus of the damned
anyone had ever heard then started singing
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" to induce
crazed hobbo sex at the local Tacohell
...which lasted well into the next evening.
The rain fell, and the thunder clapped
as nature desperately tried to drown out
the dreadful banshee-wail of Bonnie Tyler tunes
(Were the werewolves or the subscribers wearing the aforementioned rods?)
. Alas, it was unsuccesful, as the hellish
(It must be the werewolves - not even deranged werewolves would be silly enough to stalk anyone that wears a Rod of lordly might)
sound like horribly dying krenshars wailed on
by berserk wolverines in a bagpipe factory
mercilessly tore the weeping night itself asunder.
Again and again the Thunderer cast Mjolnir
against clouds of hollow steel, booming louder
as clouds marched so marched the Einherjar,
hair braided with ceremonial battle plaits, weapons
drawn and sharp at Jotunheim's gates marching
across the Bifrost bridge to wage war
at twilight of the gods last gleaming
star before it burst into a thousand
sunbursts bright enough to blind all who
looked upon it. In the end, nobody
saw it until the thing was upon
them, and then it was too late;
Bonnie Tyler had taken over the world
, enslaving all mortals in her attempt to
revive her career. Her attempt would ultimately
cause massive outbreaks of cannibalism, mayhem, rioting,
and the timely demise of Bonnie Tyler.
This prophetic foretelling greatly relieved everyone, as
the evil Lich Queen of the 80's
was responsible for much self-mutilation and apocalyptic
cult activities, all of which had been
blamed on metal bands such as W.A.S.P.,
and Michael Jackson. The authorities investigating the
incident were holding out for a hero.
Wait, what are the rules of this
Hey!?!?! Why did my last message get
Ah. I see. I guess I'm ruining
Never mind. Carry on. I am done.
Not just any hero, mind you, but
one that was fresh from the fight;
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