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Heathansson Oct 29, 2006, 05:44 PM

It was a dark and stormy night.

Moik Oct 29, 2006, 06:19 PM

Heathansson found himself making useless threads throughout.

Gary Teter (PostMonster General) Oct 29, 2006, 06:37 PM

But there was evil afoot the messageboards,

farewell2kings Oct 29, 2006, 07:16 PM

stalking werewolves frightening subscribers wearing nothing but

Moik Oct 29, 2006, 07:49 PM

a "modestly" placed Rod of Lordly Might.

(Edit: unless the subject is plural, in which case `some "modestly" placed Rods of Lordly Might.`)

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 29, 2006, 08:14 PM

Shockingly, the stalkers revealed themselves by suddenly

(Edit: when in doubt, more is more, so our subject is plural)

Moik Oct 29, 2006, 08:19 PM

rolling intiative without waiting for anyone else.

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 29, 2006, 08:30 PM

Instantly, their Rods changed into flaming longswords +1

Heathansson Oct 29, 2006, 08:48 PM

a most cacophanous chorus of the damned

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 29, 2006, 09:34 PM

anyone had ever heard then started singing

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 30, 2006, 08:46 AM

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" to induce

THAC0 Oct 30, 2006, 08:53 AM

crazed hobbo sex at the local Tacohell

Ultradan (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 30, 2006, 10:10 AM

...which lasted well into the next evening.

Heathansson Oct 30, 2006, 11:21 AM

The rain fell, and the thunder clapped

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 30, 2006, 03:08 PM

as nature desperately tried to drown out

Skvatre Oct 30, 2006, 03:49 PM

the dreadful banshee-wail of Bonnie Tyler tunes

(Were the werewolves or the subscribers wearing the aforementioned rods?)

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 30, 2006, 07:21 PM

. Alas, it was unsuccesful, as the hellish

(It must be the werewolves - not even deranged werewolves would be silly enough to stalk anyone that wears a Rod of lordly might)

Heathansson Oct 30, 2006, 07:44 PM

sound like horribly dying krenshars wailed on

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 30, 2006, 07:51 PM

by berserk wolverines in a bagpipe factory

The Jade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 30, 2006, 08:00 PM

mercilessly tore the weeping night itself asunder.

Heathansson Oct 30, 2006, 09:22 PM

Again and again the Thunderer cast Mjolnir

The Jade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 30, 2006, 09:29 PM

against clouds of hollow steel, booming louder

Heathansson Oct 30, 2006, 09:33 PM

as clouds marched so marched the Einherjar,

The Jade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 30, 2006, 09:36 PM

hair braided with ceremonial battle plaits, weapons

Heathansson Oct 30, 2006, 09:39 PM

drawn and sharp at Jotunheim's gates marching

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 30, 2006, 10:01 PM

across the Bifrost bridge to wage war

Heathansson Oct 31, 2006, 05:50 AM

at twilight of the gods last gleaming

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 31, 2006, 12:40 PM

star before it burst into a thousand

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Oct 31, 2006, 01:06 PM

sunbursts bright enough to blind all who

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 1, 2006, 06:17 AM

looked upon it. In the end, nobody

Heathansson Nov 1, 2006, 06:30 PM

saw it until the thing was upon

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 1, 2006, 08:00 PM

them, and then it was too late;

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 2, 2006, 08:07 AM

Bonnie Tyler had taken over the world

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 2, 2006, 02:33 PM

, enslaving all mortals in her attempt to

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 07:04 AM

revive her career. Her attempt would ultimately

Heathansson Nov 3, 2006, 07:50 AM

cause massive outbreaks of cannibalism, mayhem, rioting,

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 11:13 AM

and the timely demise of Bonnie Tyler.

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 12:55 PM

This prophetic foretelling greatly relieved everyone, as

Heathansson Nov 3, 2006, 01:25 PM

the evil Lich Queen of the 80's

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 01:30 PM

was responsible for much self-mutilation and apocalyptic

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 01:30 PM

cult activities, all of which had been

Heathansson Nov 3, 2006, 01:35 PM

blamed on metal bands such as W.A.S.P.,

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 01:42 PM

and Michael Jackson. The authorities investigating the

Cosmo (Customer Service Happiness-Inducement Imp) Nov 3, 2006, 03:55 PM

incident were holding out for a hero.

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 04:08 PM

Wait, what are the rules of this

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 04:09 PM

Hey!?!?! Why did my last message get

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 04:09 PM

Ah. I see. I guess I'm ruining

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 04:10 PM

Never mind. Carry on. I am done.

Heathansson Nov 3, 2006, 04:55 PM

Not just any hero, mind you, but

Vattnisse (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber) Nov 3, 2006, 06:06 PM

one that was fresh from the fight;