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The Haiku Game RSS
Andoran (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Vengeance will be mine!
Once I free myself from this
Chinese finger trap
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Chinese finger trap
Vietnamese ringer rap
Siamese ginger snaps
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Siamese ginger snaps
That's the traditional name
We call them Thai Bites
Andoran

We call them Thai Bites
In the Red Light District of
Murray Head's hit song
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Murray Head's hit song
is called "One Night in Bangkok"
Its all about Chess.
Andoran

It's all about Chess
It's good to be the King, if
The Queen does the work
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

The Queen does the work
Weeping, baking, and cleaning
Black Mariah Strikes!
Andoran (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Black Mariah strikes!
Then disappears in a cloud
of choking black smoke
Andoran

"Of choking black smoke,
a cloud my machine makes!" said
The Krynn gnome jedi

Of choking black smoke
You'd better use force magic
Incoporeal.
Andoran (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

The Krynn gnome jedi
is still less annoying than
that g!~*&#ned kender

haha, I got ninja'd.

that !@#$%^&* kender.
And, It wasn't funny the
first time he did it.
Shadow Lodge

First time he did it
He knew that he was kinder
One, Two, Jackalope
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

One, Two, Jackalope
Count dem horny rabbitses.
Folklore's so silly
Andoran

Folklore's so silly
Toadstool rings and Will o' wisps
Crazy as LOLcats

Crazy as LOLcats
Beware of the Basement Cat
Ceiling Cat save us
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Ceiling Cat save us
The mice are everywhere
Why are you hiding?
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case, GameMastery Maps Subscriber)

Why are you hiding?
I have +10 Perception
And you suck at Stealth.

And you suck at Stealth.
Stealth is a modern term that
means I win, you lose.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Means I win, you lose
Let's see you haiku off that!
Challenge accepted!
Andoran

Challenge Accepted!
Eat the Old Ninety-sixer
You'll win a t-shirt
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Youll win a tshirt
No purchase necessary
Void in Panama
Andoran

Void in Panama
A temporal rift appeared
Unleashing lemures

Unleashing lemures
Is about as effective
Caging the Lemmings
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Caging the Lemmings
Will do nothing to prevent
Making Lemming stew.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Making Lemming stew
That's what town pools are good for
I've got a dark heart
Andoran

I've got a dark heart
And a blood-spattered dagger
Sociopathic
Shadow Lodge

Sociopath
Narcissistic tendencies
Turtles Forever
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Turtles Forever
Sounds like an endless picture
by M.C. Escher

by M.C. Escher
Master of Ceremonies
isn't what that means.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

By M.C. Escher
Reality bends gently
Sweet fractal fusion

Damn, beaten to it. Ignore this one.

Wait... what about a new tradition to cut down on ninja sorrow? When you get ninjad... create your own haiku glue to salvage your work.

Sweet fractal fusion
Sounds like something neat painted
by M.C. Escher

Which glues back to Studpuff daddy's verse
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

isnt what that means
Dont start land wars in Asia
inconceivable

agree on making it work if ninja'd, Jade! nice.
Shadow Lodge

Inconeivable!
Why did my wizard just die?
I used TM's Guide...

TM = Treantmonk
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case, GameMastery Maps Subscriber)

I used TM's guide
Built a switch-hitting ranger
(Not bisexual)
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Not bisexual
But for you, exception made
Cuz your manboobs rock!
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case, GameMastery Maps Subscriber)

"Cuz your manboobs rock!"
Said the ogre to his cuz,
"Maw-maw's recipe"

Maw-maw's recipe.
I feel so cold inside now,
watch as I vomit.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Watch as I vomit
I'm getting really good now
Internet hero
Andoran

Internet Hero
Clicking: Red, Yellow, Blue, Green
Got Stars in his eyes
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Cuchalainn... that was exactly the song I was thinking of when I wrote that last line...

Got stars in his eyes
And a comet for a cane
He don't ride no plane

He don't ride no plane
if it is full of big snakes.
Samuel L Jackson.

Is it Sam-uel or Sam-u-el? I always pronounced it as the first one.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

It's a dipthong 2 syllable thingie... kind of three but really sorta two.

Samuel L Jackson
AKA Slam Junk Solace
Anagrams are fun
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Anagrams are fun
The minds journey is scrambled
Finding Quixote
Andoran

Finding Quixote
Going Wile E Coyote
ACME makes lances?
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

ACME makes lances?
All the better to poke at
Plate-mailed roadrunners
Shadow Lodge

Plate-mailed roadrunners
are actually a ruse
Gish Gish Gish Gish Gish
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Gish Gish Gish Gish Gish
The sole thought his mind conjured
The confuse spell works!
Andoran

The confuse spell works!
No time like the present to
Present the present
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case, GameMastery Maps Subscriber)

Present the present
While eating your just desserts,
deserting deserts
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