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The Haiku Game RSS
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Thanks for the edit
Bob Smith-Pubic Accountant?
Bad business card!

Bad business card
Does anyone actually
have these anymore?
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Have these anymore?
I need one for my best ghoul
She just loves children

She just loves children
Medium-rare with butter
Hold the sodium
Andoran

Hold the sodium
Over the water barrel
Threaten to drop it

Threaten to drop it
Something huge like an A-Bomb
My poor, old toilet
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My poor, old toilet
It wheezes with every flush
The golden brown years
Andoran

The golden brown years
When tan skin is not wrinkled
Over at thirty

Over at thirty,
way too gone at forty five,
you've lapped by sixty.
Andoran

You've lapped at sixty
Like a deer on a salt lick
Don't drink the water
Qadira (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16)

"Don't Drink the Water"
read the sign. I saw it and
wiped blood off my lips.
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Wiped blood off my lips
Check... buried the body... check
I suck at hickees

I suck at hickees,
lumps, bumps, bruises, knots, bitemarks,
contusions, and such.

Contusions and such
Show where you were hitting them
Too much evidence
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Too much evidence
At the crime scene can allow
The crook to be caught.

The crook to be caught
Hides where no one can see him
Escape is futile

Escape is futile,
you will still have to return
to your job monday.
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To your job Monday
Work five then back on Friday
The rat race mousetrap
Andoran

The rat race mousetrap
Snap-bar gilded in Fool's Gold
The cheese is poisoned

The cheese is poisoned,
Or maybe it just tastes bad,
not gonna eat it.
Andoran

Not gonna eat it
You say it tastes like chicken
It smells like road kill

It smells like road kill,
vulcanized rubber squishing
necrotized critter.
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Necrotized critter
Sprinkling of blow fish powder
Zombie fresh from stove

Zombie fresh from stove,
Ghoul is chilled to perfection,
luke warm skeleton.
Qadira (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16)

Luke, warm skeleton
may not be your uncle's.
Jedi know prudence.

Jedi know Prudence,
Is it the biblical know?
Have no attachments.
Andoran

Have no attachments
Vacuuming is a challenge
Those freakin' curtains!

Those freakin' curtains!
What cloth through yonder window
is chewed on by dogs.
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"Is chewed on by dogs"
Just won the award for worst
Haiku opening

Haiku opening,
not exactly my best one.
Does this Haiku suck?
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Does this Haiku suck?
Cuz I think that it's the best
Jealous much, suckahs?

Jealous much, suckahs?
Your base are belong to us,
I g0t m@d l33t ski11z.
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i got mad leet skills
said one nerd to another
Kirk versus Picard
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Kirk versus Picard
Woe be the last man standing
Winner fights Janeway
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Winner fights Janeway
Amway, and Ohnjay Ayneway
Screwy pig latin
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Screwy pig latin
Is ine-fay so long as you
Don't ever screw pigs
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Dont ever screw pigs
My grandmother used to say
Over lemonade
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Over lemonade
The most insidious place
To go number one
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To go number one
Shouted sensai. Must push self.
Five Finger Death Punch
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Five Finger Death Punch
Prom committee forbade me
To make it again
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To make it again
One must roll a natural
Bet on the Pass Line
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Bet on the Pass Line
That was Rob M's craps advice
The man made me rich!
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The man made me rich
chocolatey torte with Hersheys.
Sleep. Sugar coma.

Sleep. Sugar coma.
Is a coma really sleep?
Snore. Sleep Apnea.
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Snore. Sleep Apnea.
All through math class, but then
You miss perfect pi
Andoran (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

You miss perfect pi
Your loss - that means more for me
Apple pi is best
Andoran

Apple pi is best
Regardless of how it's spelled
Sliced fruit processor

Sliced fruit processor
Or spirit fruit possessor
Which is not quite real?
Andoran

Which is not quite real?
Chupacabras or Sasquach
I shall hunt them both
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

I shall hunt them both
The dirty double crossers
Vengeance will be mine!
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