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Off in yonder field
The flowers grow lustily
Bees are Nature's whores

Bees are Nature's whores
All painted up in pollen
Wish I was a bee...
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Wish I was a bee
So am I a wannabee?
I'll let you decide

I'll let you decide
You must cherry pick all the
Grape Jolly Ranchers

Grape Jolly Ranchers
second to Watermelon
Woe be to fillings

Woe be to fillings
and those with diabetes
One cannot hurt, right?

One cannot hurt, right?
Yes, but two is what you get
One for each eye... Punk!
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One for each eye... Punk!
Wrong thing to say to Grandma
No sense of humor

No sense of humor
they are extracted by some
very big leeches.
Andoran (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Very big leeches
Big enough to eat a moose
They haunt my nightmares
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They haunt my nightmares
Faded orchids leaky roof
Unmarked shallow grave
Andoran (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Unmarked shallow grave
In the pet cemetery
Undead mice attack!

Undead mice attack,
its not very effective
against cat archons.
Andoran (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Against cat archons
One thing seems to always work:
Infernal catnip

Infernal catnip
Now my cat is a junkie
Here come the twitches
Andoran

Here come the twitches
Then the guffaws of laughter
I'm left in stitches

I'm left in stitches
I guess some things don't need hugs
Beware of liches
Andoran

Beware of liches?!
Gonna make 'em my b****es
I can Smite Evil
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

I can Smite Evil
Beware the Paladin's Might
You Horny Devil
Andoran

You Horny Devil
The Runelord of Lust awaits
She is impatient

She is impatient
I told her to, "Slow her Roll"
Now I'm inpatient
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Now I'm inpatient
The Doctor's waiting for me
Here comes the scalpal.
Andoran

Here comes the "Scalpel"
And a strike from the "Cat's Paw"
The Gray Mouser wins

The Gray Mouser wins
He has vanquished all comers
Now what is his prize?
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Now what is his prize?
Choose Wave, Blackrazor, or Whelm
Or teleport home
Andoran

Or teleport home
But don't climb in the Devil's Mouth
Annihilation
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Annihilation
That's when you turn things into
Egyptian rivers
Andoran

Egyptian Rivers
Denial won't stop 'da flood, and
May turn it to blood

May it turn to blood
Because water is thinner
We need thickness here
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"We need thickness here!"
Hell of a thing to shout out
During a porn shoot

During a porn shoot
I'm not touching this one guys,
It won't be funny.

It won't be funny
It will really be quite angry
Adam Sandlar's death
Andoran

Adam Sandler's DEATH
Terry Pratchett would be proud
Discworld is funny
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Discworld is funny
My favorite character
is Death's Horse Binky

is Death's Horse Binky
the funniest name ever?
I would say maybe.

I would say maybe
Definatly probably
It is possible
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It is possible
Camels through a needle's eye
Sausage factory

Sausage factory,
little place in Vienna
Austrian hotdogs
Andoran (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Austrian hotdogs
were Mozart's favourite food
tastes best with ketchup
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Tastes best with ketchup
Or should I say ahh catsup
I like sauerkraut
Andoran

I like sauerkraut
Is as likely as true as
I hate Cinnabons
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I hate Cinnabons
But Cindy's buns suit me fine
Hot as fresh pastry

Hot as fresh pastry
She is also quite flakey
Need a glass of milk
Andoran

Need a glass of milk
To neutralize the acid
Oh my, how it burns!
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Oh my, how it burns!
The goggles, they do not help
My eyes to forget.
Andoran

My eyes to forget
Walking in on my parents
I am scarred for life

My eyes to forget
My one glance of you naked
Rosie O'Donnell
Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)
TheChozyn wrote:

/edit/ I am scarred for life /edit/

My one glance of you naked
Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell

Best thing for television
When you got cancelled
Andoran

When you got cancelled
My Rod of Cancellation
Crumbled into dust

Crumbled into dust
My attempts to make Haiku
Thanks for the edit
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