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Deserting deserts
Is that kind of like when you
polish the Polish?


Polish the Polish
Sausage and fry the fries in
The Friar's fryer

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case, GameMastery Maps Subscriber)

The Friar's fryer,
Not David Fryer, mind you,
Some other poster

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Some other poster
Than Hang in There Baby please
Or Keep on Truckin'

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Or Keep on Truckin'
Or any other pic by
The great Robert Crumb

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The great Robert Crumb
Sitting in CBGBs
Tripped over my foot


Tripped over my foot
then landed straight on my face.
Darn these shoe laces!

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Darn these shoe laces!
Forgot to strip the inmate
Hung corpse means no raise


Hung corpse means no raise
The office is quieter
Has morale improved?

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case, GameMastery Maps Subscriber)

Hung corpse means no raise
But I heard that Mammy Graul
Sure likes 'em that way

EDIT: Ninja'd. Ooooh, hard to patch, too.

Sure likes 'em that way,
Live ones for the hangman, cause
Hung corpse means no raise


Has morale improved?
If not, the beatings begin
How long will it take?


How long will It take
To hunt down the children, while
Disguised as a clown

Qadira (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16)

Disguised as a clown,
She'd hid in the circus and
Become one of them.

Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

"Become one of them"
Asmodeus said to her.
"The cost is your soul"

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

"The cost is your soul."
That's a pretty steep price for
A bottle of Coke.

Qadira (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16)

A bottle of Coke
spilled over my PC sheet;
now he sticks to walls.

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case, GameMastery Maps Subscriber)

Now he sticks to walls
The spider that bit him was
Radioactive

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Radioactive
Paul Rodgers was in The Firm
And Bad Company

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And Bad Company
And even a band called Free
Sing, "It's alright now"

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Sing its alright now
Mama told me not to come
We can work it out

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We can work it out
With logic and reason or
Rants, fists, and flaming


Rants, fists, and flaming
Dennis Miller and RuPaul
Locked in a steel cage!


Locked in a steel cage
Can't wait until it's yard time
Three hots and a cot

Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Three hots and a cot
staring into a starry
night sky - Wonderful

Qadira (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16)

Night sky: wonderful
swirling colors. Should have built
sunlight bomb before.


Sunlight bomb before
Alucard gets a chance to
Release the controls

Andoran (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Release the controls,
crank up the stereo and
let chance guide our trip


Let chance guide our trip
A cruise-controlled purple haze
Break out the Cheetos


Break out the Cheetos,
And the yoohoos, cheez-its, and
other nummy things.

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Other nummy things
Taste better going down than
On their way back up

Qadira (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16)

On their way back up,
the oh-so-clever party
rued their stealth descent.


rued their stealth descent.
They smelled of evergreen trees?
Look that one up dude!

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Look that one up dude!
The spell list is in the book.
I'm just a fighter.


I'm just a fighter.
So I am not a tier one,
but a wizard is?

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case, GameMastery Maps Subscriber)

But a wizard is
Subtle and quick to anger
Or so I have heard

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"Or so I have heard!"
Roared the haiku demon lord
"Start with that sucker!"


Start with that sucker
The giant squid requested
Give it a good scrub


Give it a good scrub
I paid for the premium.
Super deluxe wash.


Super deluxe Wash
The Reavers did not kill him
He's a cyborg now

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He's a cyborg now
But the ladies don't complain
Technology rocks

Silver Crusade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Technology rocks.
Just take a good look at these
Steam-powered sex toys.


Steam-powered sex toys.
I feel a lawsuit coming,
scalding "hot coffee".


Scalding hot coffee
And a box of Krispy Kremes
A Will or Fort Save?

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case, GameMastery Maps Subscriber)

A Will or Fort save?
No problem, I have Mettle--
Dipped Pious Templar


Dipped Pious Templar
Fair food is just getting wierd
Is it deep fat fried?

Osirion (Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber)

Is it deep fat fried
or grilled? One tastes good, the other
won't clog arteries.


Won't clog arteries
With any of my paintings
They are pretty lame

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They are pretty lame
Or rather, pretty and lame
My legless ponies


My legless ponies
Resting amdist the leaves, were
Stolen by rustlers


Stolen by rustlers?
I had no way of knowing
This is 500!

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