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Juggler's Kit Knives,
by
Severed Ronin
I need to recreate the Colossus of Ylorgne (or similar),
by
hogarth
80's and early 90's Disney cartoons,
by
Scottenkainen
[Rite Publishing] The Martial Arts Gudiebook patronage project (pre-launch),
by
terraleon
Run as Written vs. GM Caveat...Are we being hypocritical?,
by
nosig
Imp Servitor,
by
Jiggy
I believe I can fly?,
by
thunderspirit
Dispute with DM over a unfair trap,
by
hogarth
Paizo Blog: PaizoCon Pathfinder Society Review,
by
Michael Brock
Ability Focus (Storm Mastery) or (1 Spell),
by
Hawkson
Lootable Items: Boars carrying +5 Vorpal Chain-Swords or something more realistic?,
by
Nihimon
The Money Talk,
by
nosig
BANNED!,
by
Charles Scholz
Would like to ask for some Wizard feat / build suggestions.,
by
Waltz
Some Common Misteps I'm Seeing This Year,
by
Sly Boots
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Nightflier's Blackdogs in Absalom - Game Thread,
by
Saltuk
The Academae,
by
Shane Gifford
DM - Tareth's Modified Kingmaker Campaign Gameplay,
by
Aliana Do'Erren
GM Fnord's PFS First Steps,
by
Jake Hargrove
Tales of Agartha: The Avalon Chronicles Discussion Thread,
by
Kryzbyn
Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing!,
by
Velag Wordeater
Nightflier's Blackdogs in Absalom - Discussion Thread,
by
DarkOne the Drow
The Story of the Stone: Kyrademon's Jade Regent PBP, Part III,
by
Kalimac Proudfoot
A Rise with a Difference - Discussion,
by
Gob Slickarm
CrazyHedgehog's Serpent Skull Discussion,
by
Zaghigoth Stormbile
DM Carbide's Kingmaker IC,
by
Adam Burlevogne
DM Corvus' Carrion Crown PBP,
by
Peredur ap Erevel
On Stranger Tides: a Goblin Tale,
by
Crang
DM Harpwizard’s Heroes of Elsir Vale,
by
Thordak son of Throtgar
Against the Dark Tower Discussion,
by
stardust
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is good for the holidays!?"
"Not at all!", exclaimed Esmeralda.
"If you really like Chachi,
say 'Hell Yeah!'" she shouted
to the farthest reaches of
Middle Earth, right before she
removed her fake beard, revealing
a face so hideous that
it made even hardened otyughs
take up drinking pure water.
"If you liked that, you'll
love this!" she chortled. "Watch
very closely as I remove
my lovely assistant's skin."
"Wait!
She's an imposter!" yelled a
hunchbacked gnome as he lunged
forward with his pitchfork and
flailed around wildly, trying to
do the mashed potato, until
he was arrested for drunken
drunkenness by Sgt. Tiger of
the Breakfast Cereal Mascot Police.
Esmerelda caused a scene as
Scenes from a Mall. She
tossed the hunchback a .45
, as he'd seen the scene
from Gone with the Wind
where Scarlett O'Hara didn't give
a squirt of hot mess
about stupid Rhett Butler. "Zoiks!
Y'all be brutalizin' me!" she
declaratively declared! "Why is everyone always
speaking in tongues around me?
swing a stick without hitting
an off-duty Broadway singer/dancer or
Ryan Seacrest!" Then she blew
a gasket over the idea
of Ryan Seacrest on Broadway.
Esmerelda decided it was time
to walk westward. The sunset
was always so nice to
stare directly into until blindness
overcame everyone within a twelve
parsec radius. Kessel wasn't afraid
of a little blindness, so
of my urethra. Now this
tale is turning into an
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