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Paizo Blog: PaizoCon Pathfinder Society Review,
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Michael Brock
Ability Focus (Storm Mastery) or (1 Spell),
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Hawkson
Lootable Items: Boars carrying +5 Vorpal Chain-Swords or something more realistic?,
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Nihimon
The Money Talk,
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nosig
BANNED!,
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Charles Scholz
Would like to ask for some Wizard feat / build suggestions.,
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Waltz
Run as Written vs. GM Caveat...Are we being hypocritical?,
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Jiggy
Some Common Misteps I'm Seeing This Year,
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Sly Boots
Juggler's Kit Knives,
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Thefurmonger
Deep 6 FaWtL,
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Admiral Byrd
[Louis Porter Jr. Design] NeoExodus: A House Divided Campaign Setting (PFRPG),
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LMPjr007
Pyrebloom,
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Majest
Brainstorming the creation of what would be my first AP,
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Egoish
A new job opening at Paizo!,
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JoelF847
Funding & Budget,
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Nihimon
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Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing!,
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Velag Wordeater
Nightflier's Blackdogs in Absalom - Discussion Thread,
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DarkOne the Drow
The Story of the Stone: Kyrademon's Jade Regent PBP, Part III,
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Kalimac Proudfoot
A Rise with a Difference - Discussion,
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Gob Slickarm
CrazyHedgehog's Serpent Skull Discussion,
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Zaghigoth Stormbile
DM Carbide's Kingmaker IC,
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Adam Burlevogne
DM Corvus' Carrion Crown PBP,
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Peredur ap Erevel
On Stranger Tides: a Goblin Tale,
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Crang
Tales of Agartha: The Avalon Chronicles Discussion Thread,
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GM Fireclaw
DM Harpwizard’s Heroes of Elsir Vale,
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Thordak son of Throtgar
Against the Dark Tower Discussion,
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stardust
Nightflier's Land of Ice and Blood - Game Thread,
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Thorolf
Nightflier's Blackdogs in Absalom - Game Thread,
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Elaugvyr Shynklyr
Evart High Pathfinder Club,
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Blackfireox1
Legacy of Fire,
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DM Mathpro
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gee willikers, Wally! If dad
does nothing about this, he
sure as Gehenna will be
surprised when the hand reaches
66, for that's the hour
it is fated to become
a giant wax statue of
a wang. Meanwhile, the congressman
representing the Abyss received a
huge kickback from infernal lobbyists
Someone alert the NY Post!
The corrupt congressman had arranged
meetings with congressional pages in
the Wells of Darkness, and
according to abyssal e-mail records,
souls had been traded without
proper paperwork or release forms.
Worse, the abyssal pages were
infected with Mummy Rot, causing
unexpected and unpleasant withering of
appendages. With a sigh of
relief that his visitors were
finally leaving, the bartender of
Skullrot put the "CLOSED" sign
on, which consisted of screaming
quasits trapped in acid vats
screaming, "don't come in here!"
, before sneaking out the secret
passage that leads to the
wine cellar. Abyssal grapes waiting
to be stomped upon glistened
like fresh toddlers' eyeballs. "Let's
take off our shoes before
squashing these tender fruit, as
our footwear is covered with
cleats.", he said aloud. "Holy
socks should be thrown in
with unholy socks to produce
neutral socks." "What???", said Orcus.
"I don't even wear socks!
They don't stay up on
my goat-leg ankles! Furthermore, I
detest garb in general; for
my physique mustn't be covered
because I know everybody wants
you, by Billy Squier, is
great for torturing damned souls."
Those Orcus was speaking to,
watching him in trepidation, removed
his rhinestone studded Orcuswand holster
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