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gee willikers, Wally! If dad

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does nothing about this, he


sure as Gehenna will be

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surprised when the hand reaches


66, for that's the hour

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it is fated to become

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a giant wax statue of


a wang. Meanwhile, the congressman

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representing the Abyss received a


huge kickback from infernal lobbyists


Someone alert the NY Post!

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The corrupt congressman had arranged

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meetings with congressional pages in

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the Wells of Darkness, and


according to abyssal e-mail records,

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souls had been traded without


proper paperwork or release forms.


Worse, the abyssal pages were

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infected with Mummy Rot, causing

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unexpected and unpleasant withering of

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appendages. With a sigh of

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relief that his visitors were


finally leaving, the bartender of


Skullrot put the "CLOSED" sign


on, which consisted of screaming

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quasits trapped in acid vats


screaming, "don't come in here!"

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, before sneaking out the secret

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passage that leads to the


wine cellar. Abyssal grapes waiting

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to be stomped upon glistened


like fresh toddlers' eyeballs. "Let's

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take off our shoes before

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squashing these tender fruit, as

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our footwear is covered with


cleats.", he said aloud. "Holy


socks should be thrown in

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with unholy socks to produce


neutral socks." "What???", said Orcus.

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"I don't even wear socks!


They don't stay up on

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my goat-leg ankles! Furthermore, I


detest garb in general; for

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my physique mustn't be covered

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because I know everybody wants


you, by Billy Squier, is


great for torturing damned souls."


Those Orcus was speaking to,

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watching him in trepidation, removed


his rhinestone studded Orcuswand holster

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