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Is it possible to have something like the Anti-FAQ?,
by
Sean K Reynolds
Question for the judges about Round 4 dates,
by
Clark Peterson
I'm bored: give me ideas for a new base class I can design!,
by
Cheapy
Why all the Fighter hate?,
by
AlecStorm
GM Advice: How do I make traps more interesting?,
by
InVinoVeritas
Required Alignments... why?,
by
Kthulhu
Pyrebloom,
by
Caineach
Pathfinder Tales: City of the Fallen Sky,
by
Time Bandit
Store Blog: Things That Go Bump in the Night!,
by
Cheapy
re: have most gamers either been in the military and or studied Martial arts?,
by
KenderKin
How Many Cities?,
by
Jenner2057
Why are barbarians barbarians and not berzerkers?,
by
doctor_wu
Flurry attack bonus question,
by
ShadowcatX
House Ruling Reincarnate,
by
HappyDaze
Best Class synergies / team ups?,
by
Kydeem de'Morcaine
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The Khallan Civil War (IC Thread),
by
Arawn "Arry" Lyon
JaceDK's Realm of the Fellnight Queen,
by
Caelin Nyndel
Tales of Agartha: the Avalon Chronicles,
by
Jiminy, Prankster of the Future
Pint-Sized Kings,
by
Lillith Leagallow
Nightflier's Blackdogs in Absalom - Game Thread,
by
Gorn the Blade
DM Bloodgargler Stolen Kingmaker,
by
Vladimir Ducheski
DM Zeb's Crypt of the Everflame PbP Discussion,
by
Telperion Anastra
PFS-MASTERS OF THE FALLEN FORTRESS (IC),
by
Eddy Flynn
Jade Regent: With a Single Step [Chapter 1: The Brinewall Legacy] Recruitment,
by
Taanyth Tuilinn
Zeb's Crypt of the Everflame PbP,
by
Telperion Anastra
Tales of Agartha: The Avalon Chronicles Discussion Thread,
by
Aanandareavekki
Star Wars - The Covenant of Shadows,
by
Jerrn Darklighter
AZ's HB Nor-Ham,
by
Calen Calour
PFS-PBP-MASTERS OF THE FALLEN FORTRESS (OOC),
by
dfsearles
DM Aron Marczylo's Curse of the Crimson Throne - Part 3,
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Jerin
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oblivious to the plot against
him being instigated by the
infernal lord of all undead.
Unfortunately, the doltish prince had
rode out totally alone, on
his white destrier, only to
realize he forgot to bring
any magic items at all.
"Vow of Poverty?", he whimpered.
As he rode down the
mangy goblins attempting to block
his path, he wondered how
monks do that thing where
they jump so far, as
he hewed goblins, his sharp
bronze blade cutting huge swaths
through the goblin ranks, bits
of face and spleen flying
like candy from a pinata.
They howled and chittered as
the redoubtable prince effortlessly slaughtered
the lot of them in
a berserk danse macabre. When
his demigodess paramour caught up
to him, the sight of
the sliced and diced goblins
and him, standing alone, covered
in bile and gore, made her
eyes mist in bittersweet adoration.
"My hero!", she breathed. "You
twinkle in the life wet...
upon your mail and arms.
danced like an insane hobo
drunk on hard liquor and
now you get your reward.
" She revealed their clockwork child,
Ricky-Ticky-Tavi the clicking
only happens in new models.
A child to undo Orcus'
mad quest against all life
, not to mention that he
possessed an adorability unsettling to
the minds of mere mortals.
Ticky, the clockwork boy blinked
in confusion at his father
whose brow had become furled
by worry as he noticed
the little hand getting bigger.
"What is this? I don't
have any more spaghetti! Golly
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