Readerbreeder(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Rock-a-Bye Your Bear
The Wiggles
This one's for my Wiggles-obsessed 20-month-old girl... Now I can't get those silly songs out of my head! I don't suppose anyone else is dealing with this problem?
I'm sure Dunken Nomad has some further suggestions...
Readerbreeder(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Army Dreamers
Kate Bush
Vattnisse, out of the options you present, I'd say Winger takes the prize on that one. If we're taking it beyond the current musical genre, may I suggest Stray Cats' "Sexy and 17"?
Vattnisse(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Cuts Like A Knife
by Bryan Adams
I'm sure there are far worse songs out there, and I'm probably dating myself with the (very small) selection. But while just about every rock band sings about T&A all the time, those songs are just creepy... BTW, Ac/DC earns a free pass from this through the amazingly bad metaphors used here. That tune still makes me shake my head in wonder.
drunken_nomad(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)
Vattnisse- thanks for the Graham Bonnet Rainbow. I have to dig out my old vinyl of that one.
Bon was a hell of a dirty-minded poet! :) Brian is pretty good at coming up with interesting imaging as well. Though, now that I think about it, Robert Plant asked someone to squeeze his lemon till the juice ran down his leg. (and if yer conscience gets ya, knock it back with pills!)
Winger wins for crazy inappropriateness. When they opened for KISS in '90, Kip brought out his boy (seems like his son was about 10 or so at the time) and proceeded to tell him he could have any girl in the audience. JEEZ! Speaking of KISS, here's Christine Sixteen for some sleeze.
Actually, Gene in his present form singing most of his early stuff is pretty sleazy: "...let me put my log in yer fireplace...","...you see what my mouth can do and you wish you were the one I was doing it to...","...im 93 your 16 cant you see im goin blind?"
From the female's point of view, theres:
Lords of Acid
or X-tina's Dirty
or there was a Lil Kim vid that was pretty nasty, but I cant remember which song it was...seems like it had a marching band in it? Like she spent time with the whole band?
Vattnisse(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Train Kept A Rollin'
which has been coverd by every rock band ever, but this version is with The Yardbirds
The stakes are a bit lower for us Duck fans. ;D I'm looking forward to the Rose Bowl against Ohio State, which I think we'll have a good chance of winning. Gotta beat Arizona today, though.
Readerbreeder(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Yellow Submarine
The Beatles
Heathansson and Derek, tell me you're just needling each other over college football and those aren't real songs... are they at least better than the Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle?
Vattnisse(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Heathansson and Derek, tell me you're just needling each other over college football and those aren't real songs... are they at least better than the Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle?