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Lovecraftian themed yo' mama digs RSS
Andoran

Tell your mama to keep her pet gug out of my.....oh, wait.

Yo Mamma's so desperate, she answered the booty call of Cthulhu.

Yo Mama's so ugly, if Nyarlathotep sees her he has to make a sanity check.

(This may be crossing the line so I apologize in advance)

Yo Mama's so nasty, Dagon thinks she smells a little fishy.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought she could use the Miskatonic on her butt rash.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so ugly Friedrich Von Junzt wrote a book about her that's called Unaussprechlichen Mutter

Yo mama's so ugly, even a nightgaunt tried to claw it's eyes out.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Real conversation between a Byakhee and a Deep One-

Byakhee: Gee, Mama Hydra's got a big vagina, big vagina.
Deep One: Why you say it twice?
Byakhee: I didn't that second one was the echo...

Yo mama so cheap, she tried t' charge J. Edgar Hoover for a night at the Gilman House!
Osirion

Yo mama's so boring that she put Cthulhu to sleep.
Osirion

Yo mama's so old she used to live in R'Lyeh.
Osirion

Yo mama's so dumb she thought a Star Spawn was a plushie.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so fat when she came back as a ghoul she couldn't fit out her mausoleum's doorway.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

It's a wonder you wuz ever born; yo' daddy (Yog-Sothoth?) says yo' mamma's so frigid she only open up when the star Achernar is visible from Carceri. She's so frigid she makes a gnoph-keh seem like Arthur Jermyn.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Yo mama's so hairy, compared to her a night-gaunt doesn't tickle.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo momma so nasty she gots the Fungi from Yuggoth where Arcturus don't shine.

Yo Mama's so fat and crusty they call her a Deep fried One.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)
Evilturnip wrote:
Yo Mama's so fat and crusty they call her a Deep fried One.

OOOOOOO snap

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mamma came from Innsmouth with tartar sauce on her chin

Yo mama's so dumb she puts essential Saltes of humane Dust on her McDonald's french fries.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

your mama's so ugly Wilbur Whateley took one look and ran back to Dunwich.

Your mama is so insane that she listens to Carol of the Old Ones on Christmas.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

You momma is so dumb that she opened the little box puzzle and summoned Pinhead.
Heathansson wrote:
Pickman had a model--yo mama.

LOL! :D Nice. Totally stealing that one.

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so ugly Abdul Alhazred wrote a book about her called the Nercomomicon

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Adbul Alhazred played basketball for the LA Lakers.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Yo mamma's so dumb she think "Nyarlathotep" is a Bruce Campbell movie.
Osirion

Your momma's so dumb she wanted to hang out with the 'Fun Guys from Yuggoth.'
Andoran

Yo mama's C'thulhu Mytho's score so low,
she thinks Dunwich is a sloppy joe.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Yo mamma's so fat that... well, she's just r'lyeh, r'lyeh fat!
Osirion
Kirth Gersen wrote:
Yo mamma's so fat that... well, she's just r'lyeh, r'lyeh fat!

O r'lyeh?

(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)
Set wrote:
O r'lyeh?

No; that's a song by The Who: "Baba O'R'lyeh."

Transdimensional wasteland! It's only transdimensional waste-land!
Taldor (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber)

Yo Mama so dumb she want to paint her house "Brown Jenkin".
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so stupid she thought the "Dunwich Horror" was an ugly Wiccan dressed in Fall colors.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Yo mama's so sluty she thought that "Dunwich Horror" was a question about her sexual history
Taldor (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber)

Yo mama's so bent, she make Non-Euclidean look straight!
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

check out the Gugs on yo mama.
Taldor (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber)

The Thing on the Doorstep? Yo' Mama.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so ugly Tsathoggua stood her up on a date.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

yo mama's butt's so big that people call it the Crack of Doom that came to Sarnath
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so ugly that she said Hastur's name three times and got his voice mail.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Yo mamma's such a ho', there's plenty of room for all the Bholes in her Great Abyss.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so nasty that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a story about her called the "FatB*tch Horror"

Your mama is so dumb she can't use eldritch magic, even from a book!
Osirion

Yo mamma's so dumb that she thought the Silver Twilight Lodge was the new DQ Treat.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mamma's so crazy Cthulhu put a restraining order on her.
Andoran

They call your mama gug mouth.
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

Yo mama’s so stupid she used the Colour Out of Space as mascara.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Your mamma's so crazy she paid to go to an Erich Zann concert.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Yo mama's so dumb she thought the rats in the walls were pets sold at Walmart.
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