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Lovecraftian themed yo' mama digs RSS
Andoran

Hastur's mama is so rugose,
Osirion

she looks like she has been sleeping at the bottom of the ocean!
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mamma has so many tentacles even Yog-Sohgoth goes "Daym!"
Osirion

Azathoth's mama is so big,
Osirion (RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32)

Yo mama so ugly I took one look at her, and my eyes started to bleed and I went insane.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)
Jal Dorak wrote:
Azathoth's mama is so big,

She got her own gravitational pull (and insane planetary-sized minions!)

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so old she used to do summer camp at the Mountains of Madness
Andoran

Yo deep one mama done caught her a fish.
I can see it flapping in her neck pouch.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mamma's so fat and nasty she turned a ghoul Vegan.
Andoran
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Yo mamma's so fat and nasty she turned a ghoul Vegan.

She made a T'cho T'cho say, "NO NO!"

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so stupid she thought Cthulu was a cast member of Star Trek
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

Yo mama’s so old she calls them the Great Young Ones.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so fat Azathoth revolves around her!
Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

Yo mama’s so ugly they call her a freak in Innsmouth.
Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

Yo mama's so old Herbert West tried to reanimate her.
Andoran

Pickman had a model--yo mama.
Andoran

Hastur's scared to say your mama's name.
Andoran

I just realized something---this is excellent source material for a Delta Green game.
Dayyum.

Oh my god, guys. This has to be the greatest thread ever created in the history of the internet. Kudos, friends.

Yo mama's so ugly and eldritch that Abdul Alhazrad had to write a separate book on her called the Mamanomicon.

(I tried...)
Osirion

Your mama's such a nerd that she started an internet discussion revolving around the Mythos.

Your Mama is so fat that for each round she is held within a shoggoth the shoggoth takes damage equal to her fat CON -- damage describable as rupturing, crushing, and being sucked into pieces.
Qadira

Yo Mama so dumb she thinks Mi-Go is a way to travel.
Andoran
MaxSlasher26 wrote:

Oh my god, guys. This has to be the greatest thread ever created in the history of the internet. Kudos, friends.

Yo mama's so ugly and eldritch that Abdul Alhazrad had to write a separate book on her called the Mamanomicon.

(I tried...)

It's great.

Andoran

Yo mama made the colors from outer space turn white with fear.
Osirion

Your Mama's so stupid she tried to get Lost in Time and Space and ended up back in Arkham.

Your mama is so ugly that when she says Hastur's name out loud his Byakhee servants commit seppuku rather than obey his command to slay her.
Cheliax (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Yo' mama's so ugly she's a Revelation to Glaaki!

Spoiler:
For reference: Glaaki

Your mama is so horrible that when she farts she creates flying polyps.
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Yo mama so stupid, her brain cannister's got nothin' but an IOU.
Andoran (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber)

Yo, mamas such a ho she slept with Herbert West and Obed Marsh.

At the same time!
Andoran

Yo mama got a thing hanging in her void.

Your mama is so stupid that she went out and bought a bottle of white wine after Dagon invited her over for dinner.
Cheliax (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

Yo' mama's so stupid she thought the Innsmouth Look was something her dentist did!
Osirion

Your mama's so stupid she thought the Dunwich Horror was a woman of ill-repute!
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)

You momma is so crazy she creates Hallmark cards for Deep Ones.

Hitler: My mama is soooo ugly, and she has no nose!

Cthulhu: So how does she smell?

Hitler: Awful!
Andoran

Where does yo mama keep the moon lens?
Andoran

yo mama so dumb, she go to the deli an' order an arkham on rye...
(Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, GameMastery Cards Subscriber)

yo Mama's so unspeakable tha-
Andoran

Yo mama's favorite cookbook is the Necronomicon.
Andoran

Don't talk about my mama.
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Heathansson wrote:
Don't talk about my mama.

Ia! Ia! Ia! ftghn' ftghn' you Mama

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Yo mama's so poor she's on the Dhole.
Andoran

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Dholes make pineapples.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Yeah? Well yo mama's so nasty that people call you one of the Dark young of (yo mama)
Andoran

Yo mama makes her worshippers wear polyester jumpsuits instead of robes.
Osirion

Your Momma's so big that the stars align around her.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Yo mama's so ugly people hang the elder sign over their door to keep her out.
Andoran

Your momma got her cat from Uranus.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber)

Your mama's so nasty she's got the crawling chaos in her britches.
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