Words in bold = the words you typed.
Words not in bold = google's autocompletes.

Real examples:

Sebastian is a lobster.

Am I a sociopath.

Why can't I own a Canadian.

Why do men have nipples?
Why did I get married?
Why do dogs eat poop?

Is Obama the Antichrist?
Is Obama a Muslim?
Is Obama a US citizen?

Are dogs mammals?

Is heroin legal?

Joe is 5 years older than sally. in 15 years joe will be 3 times as old as sally is now. how old is sally now

John is an employee in a private sector organization. he wants to file a discrimination complaint against his employer.

Sarah Palin bikini

Why is Obama bad
Why is Obama the antichrist
Why is Obama considered black

Am I a vampire
Am I a fireman yet

This is fun . . .

Can I have my spider back
Where can I eat penguin
Is it legal to carry a knife in Canada
Is it legal to own a monkey in Canada
Is it legal to clone humans in Canada
Can you eat the stride gum wrapper
Is George bush still president

sharothi sultana

sebastian hair products

Is it possible to curve a bullet
Is it true

do the helen keller and talk with your hips

is your mama a llama
is your son a computer hacker ((Actually google this. The article it leads to is the most hilariously misinformed thing I've seen in awhile))

does Obama smoke
does size matter
does he love me

why isn't youtube working

are cats evil

why is a raven like a writing desk

is it legal to sleep in your car

is it illegal to be high
is it illegal to spit on someone

does bush read
does bush know everyone hates him

what is google

am i depressed
am i fat
am i pregnant
am i in love
am i bipolar
am i overweight
am i alcoholic
am i having a boy or a girl
am i ugly

Google auto-completes = found poetry.

is a sinus infection contaigious
is black a color
is blood blue
is clinical
is diarrhea a sign of pregnancy
is elvis alive
is england a country
is eczema contagious
is ecstasy addictive
is facebook safe
is fish meat
is google making us stupid
is glass a liquid
is hookah bad for you
is it true
is jamie lee curtis a hermaphrodite
is katy perry bi
is lindsay lohan dating a girl
is mrsa contagious
is nutmeg a nut
is obama the antichrist
is obama a muslim
is obama a us citizen
is obama black
is obama a socialist
is obama a christian
is obama a citizen
is obama an american citizen
is obama a natural born citizen
is obama a mason
is popcorn healthy
is queen latifah married to a woman
is ricky martin straight
is santa real
is salvia legal
is the world going to end in 2012
is urine sterile
is vs are
is washington dc a state
is white a color
is xkcd s&@*ty today
is your mama a llama
is zero a number

is your son a computer hacker ((Actually google this. The article it leads to is the most hilariously misinformed thing I've seen in awhile))

Ack! Words fail me!

Edit: It is destroy my mind! I keep thinking it can't get more insane, but I'm proven wrong!

Edit2: I will just assume that this is a joke because I would be horribly depressed given the alternative.

Insert Neat Username Here wrote:

is your son a computer hacker ((Actually google this. The article it leads to is the most hilariously misinformed thing I've seen in awhile))

Ack! Words fail me!

Edit: It is destroy my mind! I keep thinking it can't get more insane, but I'm proven wrong!

Edit2: I will just assume that this is a joke because I would be horribly depressed given the alternative.

If it's the one I've seen a few times before, it's a spoof, not meant to be taken literally, but the first few google hits won't be the original, so will be out of context.....As seen on /.

heathanism
why are my nipples sore
do angels have souls
do angels eat (yes we do)
do werewolves and vampires get a long
do werewolves have tails (it's not polite to stare)
how to get pregnant (awkward conversation)
how do I get to dalaran (seriously, the 10th choice)

I had the most fun with "is there a"

is there a cure for herpes
is there a fourth of july in england (yes, every year. dumb)
is there a stimulus check for 2009

But I leave you with...

is there anyway i can get this popular guy to get me pregnant

Where the Wild Things Are

Why does my eye twitch?

will someone fix this image for me?

Do these effectively hide my thunder?

What are the primary colors?

Somewhere Over the Rainbow lyrics

Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero lyrics

Do Canadians have accents
Do Canadians live in igloos
Does Canada have a culture
Does Canada have an identity
Does Canada pay the queen
Does Canada own the north pole

how do i rollover my 401k over
how do i roll a joint
how do i roll a blunt
how do i roll roll my r's
how do i roll a cross joint
how do i rollback my computer
how do i roll a cigarette
how do i roll back to ie7

Where in the world is matt
Where in the world is carmen sandiego

What the font
What the duck

Stop the thyroid madness

Google is making us stupid
Google is your friend

Elephants are larger than the moon
Elephants are contagious

vampires dragons and egyptian kings youth gangs in postwar new york

Stop eating poop

can you eat meat on ash wednesday
can you eat too much fiber
can you eat weed

World of Warcraft is taking over the world... "How do you get to" is almost entirely WoW results...

how do you get to northrend
how do you get to dalaran
how do you get to outland
how do you get to moonglade
how do you get to the outlands
how do you get to silithus

But for good measure...

how do you get tonsillitis

i just ate raw chicken
i just ate moldy bread
i just ate a whole pizza
i just ate a big red candle

dungeons and dragons is satanic
dungeons and dragons is for losers

Pathfinder rpg is*

* I'm sensing an opportunity here

My friends hot mom mrs harms
Paizo promotional codes (sorry they all expired, but just thought I should post it anyways)
Pathfinder rpg
who is an original law and order cast member.

what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

aperture science

geeks are the best lovers

this is why you're fat
stupid boys are good to relax with
she is a man

How can you tell if someone has blocked you on MSN
How can you tell if someone deleted you from MSN
How can you tell if someone is appearing offline on MSN
How can you tell if someone has blocked you on MSN
How can you tell if someone deleted you from Facebook
How can you tell if someone blocked you on Facebook
How can you tell if someone likes you

Stalkers.

Stalkers how to get rid of them
Stalkers on facebook application
Stalkers anonymous