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Conan The Barbarian: The Ten Word Game RSS
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Thoth-Amon's gigglings distracted Conan. He tripped on a dead minion
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But the Raven-haired Barbarian nimbly stepped over the fallen
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food, wondering if the "five second" rule still applied. Occasionally,
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Conan had been known to whip out a jar of
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ole' Stygian '99 corn squeezin's, kick back about a pint,
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and shoot at squirrels with his pappy's old heavy crossbow.
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"Crom! *hic* I never saw a squirrel that big in
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Cimmeria. I *hic* must be near Ygdrassil, where dem big
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nuts provide good feeding grounds." Still slurring his words, Conan
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began to climb the immense tree, so he could meet
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the giant owl at the top and ask him how
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many licks it takes to get to the bottom of
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golden apples of the gods. Plucking an apple with might,
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Conan sees a worm in it, shrieks like a girl,
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and promptly threw up in his mouth. Embarassed, he turned
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into a woman, which pleased Sonja not at all. But
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it was the best plan he could think of to
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gain access to the hidden and guarded Pleasure Vaults of
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Cthulhu. Sonja had tried explaining that said cults were not

The buxom young barmaid notices the bulge on front of his belted lion-cloth and it's not the full sack of gold coins.

(SOrry, got carried away!)
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The sudden hiccup in the thread continuum ceased when Conan
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farted. "Crom," he mused, "they really are the musical fruit."
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Thoth Amon chose that moment to enter, and was floored
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when he saw the thick green haze that had enveloped
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his warriors. "By the power of Set!" he cried, "What

kind of women do you expect to lay smelling like that?"
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Conan grimaced as he saw his nemesis, "You of course!"
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Thoth Amon paused. "I know this robe is kinda girly,
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but golly-gee Conan, I... I didn't know you swung
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axes and swords alike." Thoth-Amon's face suddenly exploded, as
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some psychotic lunatic smashed a hammer into the back of
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his skill. Fortunately, it turned out to be a mirror
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,which totally befuddled the hammer wielding psychotic lunatic
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known as Bartemis Bentreri, an assassin of now small repute.
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Bartemis said, "I think I'm in the wrong place. I
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knew I should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque!
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Too bad, Albuquerque is really nice this time of year."
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So Bartemis twirled his hammer with godly might, teleporting to
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Pismo Beach, were he could partake of eating clams without
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worrying about oil spills and toxic waste disposal ruining his
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pristine white tuxedo shirt, which made Conan's brown pecs seem
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outrageously huge. "By Yara's black heart," bellowed the Cimmerian, "That
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Bartemis is one odorous fellow!" Sonja replied, "Don't you mean
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that, given the tenor of your current predicament, all things
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considerd perhaps if you elucidated in a more genial manner
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the true platonic feelings you have for this Bartemis fellow?"
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Conan shook his shaggy locks. "Fie wench! Quit your big
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headed ideas, get out on the field, and kill some
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n00bs before they totally pwn us!" as his mouse flashed,
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and his digital enemies fell like so much wheat before
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