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How is Psionics Advanced?,
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jeremy.smith
A new job opening at Paizo!,
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Treppa
Dispute with DM over a unfair trap,
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Mergy
Sneak attack from Stealth RAW,
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Adamantine Dragon
I'm bored: give me ideas for a new base class I can design!,
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Azten
Ravenous Gorgewort,
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Severed Ronin
Adventure Path Backmatter,
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Jenner2057
Bard - Versatile Performance,
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Jiggy
The Tick(animated),
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Meowzebub
Deep 6 FaWtL,
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aeglos
What are some things about the Pathfinder rules that you think most people do not know?,
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DrDeth
Pearl of Power and Extracts. Do they restore lost extracts?,
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Mergy
Opinions on the Time Thief?,
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ShadowcatX
Gamemastering PFO,
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Daniel Powell 318
Flurry attack bonus question,
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StreamOfTheSky
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Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing!,
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Bucko Rackingclaw
Evart High Pathfinder Club Discussion,
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Blackfireox1
Elven team in Campaign Elves vs Dwarves -- Dwarves and Gnomes Keep Out Discussion,
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Telethal the Halfblood
GM Elberion's Council Of Thieves,
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Nicolai Beauturne
Zyren's luxurious campfire... this time with marshmallows...,
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Stiehl9s
GM Kyle's Infinite Dungeon,
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Unruly Xiong
Hollows last hope recruitment,
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Titania Evangeline Snow-fell
Shadowborn's Wounded Earth (Blue Group),
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Shadowborn
GM Kyle's Infinite Dungeon Discussion,
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Unruly Xiong
Left in Sandpoint,
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Durgen Grimhelm
Shackled City (Pathfinder) - GM_Chris,
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Doctor Abner Svengalu Toffitt
DM Panic's Slavelords Prologue - OOC,
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DM Panic
Iobarian horror,
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Ian Wronski
SR's - Great Southern Isles (OOC),
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Ushari Velnokal
Unbinding the Fetters - Disciples of Master Gond,
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Frakdar Stonefist
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that enough? Look a doughnut hole!" Tarkin ran
through the options. "No point in a Muff
Diver applying himself here", he said. Darth Vader
sn1ggered, though this caused his mask to block
his airway and proceded to vomit chunks of
roast banther onto his cape. “Get it together
both of you, or I'll toss you out
the nearest airlock and see how well you
fly after your brain pops out your head.
" shouted the Emperor. Just then, his phone rang.
"Hello", he answered. "No, my toilet is not
available for Gungan tourists to use after they
got their tongues entangled in a nerf's stinky
nether regions. How did you get this number
? Wait, is that JarJar? I told you never
never to call me here, sweetheat, what are
you wearing?" he asked, his hand moving under
his jacket, and to his blaster. Death... Jarjar.
JarJar used his tounge to grab the blaster
but in his stupid way ended up shooting
the Emperor in his manhood. It was quite
the scandal in later days, but at that
point no one cared about opinion polls anymore.
Meanwhile, Queen Amidala was starting her daily routine
with yoga. After five minutes a light sweat
Yoda walked in. He was not pleased with her
poor posture, and recommended she visit a local
chiopracter to snap her spine into place. Once
Lando heard Amidala was sweating he ran over
with a pitcher of Nerf-ade. It had a
note tied to the handle. She picked it
off and made an origami tie fighter with
a crane as pilot. "Kneel before true power,"
said Darth Maul. Obi Wan didn't care for
his attitude. With a vorpal lightsaber he went
to town, slicing and dicing like a knife
in the hands of a pimpin' protocol droid
. With several quick strokes, Darth Maul was seperated
from reality. George Lucas messed that up too.
Boba Fett sung a lovely aria while Princess Leia
imagined her mother, the queen, in black spacesuit.
Leia moaned loudly as she caressed her mothers'
servent's cousin's best-friend's brother's judo instructor's belly.
Boba Fett spied on Leia kissing Luke intimately.
He wished he could kiss Luke too, but
Leia closed the blinds to her quarters before
Boba got jealous. He once again had to
resort to pleasuring himself. Meanwhile, back on Tatooine,
the Jawas declared war on the Tusken Raiders.
The battle lasted a fortnight and the Tuskens
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