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Lea would die before admitting she did. Suddenly,

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Swarms of stormtroopers erupted from various offstage


orifices. Lea half spun, drawing her small blaster.

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Darth Vader appeared and turned it into a


wiggly, rubber dildo. "Did you miss me," Darth

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hisses. "No dad-er Darth, I didn't!" Leia sneered


"Cover me, Lando!" Her mind thought advance-lunge, but


a reprised redoublement of a unsustainable attack was

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going to take someone by surprise, even if


she had to parry & reposted a half-hearted beat attack.


Lord Vader drew on the cool dark force

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effortlessly tossing Leia across the room, pinning her

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to the television screen. "Damn it Vader!", screamed


Emperor Palpatine, who had been watching the latest


America's Funniest Home Video and hoping the one


that included Chewbacca in a chartreuse tutu would


lose out to the one that showed a

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Stormtrooper bouncing on a trampoline. This was Darth


Vader's big break. He hastily began to shove


ham cubes from the salad bar into his

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helmet, so that later he would have something

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to throw at the stormtroopers when they failed

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to correctly identify the type of swallow, African

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or Australian, which would be necessary to achieve


...ludicrous speed, however, there more important matters loomed.

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The Emperor had been having difficulty deciding which

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doughnut to select from the box proffered by

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Grand Moff Tarkin. The Moffster, as he was


called by precisely no one, wanted the bearclaw

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that Darth Vader had already devoured. The Emperor


always took the bavarian creme, although his diabetes

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, which had been partially responsible for his hideous

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singing voice, was also causing him to feel

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mighty real. "I wonder, given that we are


running the entire galaxy, why there are still

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these stupid doughnuts with holes. Why can't we

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donuts without any holes?" Darth Vader pondered this


until the Emperor cut a huge rancid fart.


Fortunately for Vader, his mask filtered the smell,

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though Grand Moff (what is a Moff?) Tarkin


kept silent even as his eyes began watering

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and the storm troopers ran screaming from the

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vicinity, which by this time had become totally

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polluted with the stench of the "Dark Side".


The Emperor then lit himself a cigarette, before

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hacking and coughing until a piece of lung

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went flying from his nose! "Damn, I hate


my job, all of my rich friends, I

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wish I had something to blow up planets."

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"But you have a Moff!" cried Tarkin. "Isn't

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