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The Empty Throne (GM Reference),
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Chernobyl
Fate of souls after death,
by
Barong
Errata / Typos in APG,
by
Strife2002
Monster Advancement,
by
Soulkeeper
Flurry attack bonus question,
by
galahad2112
Freelancer Gets Fixed (Doh! Not that way!),
by
doctor_wu
Is the pounce evolution from the Eidolon the same as the pounce ability from the beastiary?,
by
Mogart
How is Psionics Advanced?,
by
Kryzbyn
Would feinting as a move action with your off hand impose TWF penalties?,
by
Jiggy
Power Attack: Am I Crazy?,
by
Snorter
Run as Written vs. GM Caveat...Are we being hypocritical?,
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Dragnmoon
Good small town starting area?,
by
HolmesandWatson
Capstone abilities,
by
Pucktheplatypus
Race - Jack Kirby style New Gods / Eternals,
by
Mortuum
Dispute with DM over a unfair trap,
by
DreamAtelier
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GM Fnord's PFS First Steps,
by
GM Fnord
Galahad's Carrion Crown (Team Brawn),
by
Akydidyka Serrin de Aptal
Sfounder's Curse of the Crimson Throne PbP Discussion,
by
Chris Marsh
Tales of Agartha: The Avalon Chronicles Discussion Thread,
by
Vai Emkar
DM Harpwizard’s Heroes of Elsir Vale,
by
Bofus Beerswizzler
DM Panic's Slavelords Prologue - OOC,
by
Martigan the Sun-Touched
DM Aron Marczylo's Curse of the Crimson Throne - Part 3,
by
Krenn Weststone
Dark Heresy: The Oremor Affliction IC,
by
Ahmazzi
Jörmungandr's Carrion Crown,
by
TheReplacementGM
GM Kyle's Infinite Dungeon Discussion,
by
GM Kyle
The Academae,
by
Vasile Liviu
DM Voice's Envoy of Geb - Game Thread,
by
Gathroc The Betrayer
PFS-MASTERS OF THE FALLEN FORTRESS (IC),
by
GM_Ravenath
The Khallan Civil War (IC Thread),
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GM Fireclaw
Gauging interest in a mostly homebrew setting,
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GM Kyle
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crevasse, saw the jawas were partying hard with
but the Tuskien Raiders didn't want to play,
especially with rumors of someone going Imperial "Commando".
Jawas pack some pretty big guns, if you
know what I mean. In fact, there once
had been an unfortunate incident involving a Jedi
groupie who, in a desperate attempt to impress
a pleasure droid, had mistaken a Jawa’s junk
for a blaster rifle and then proceeded to
try getting a full-cycle auto stream going.
This horrific sight caused many Jedi to call
their insurance agents, to make sure their starfighters
were covered in case of interstellar conflict. Anakin
never tried to auto stream Jawa junk, but
he was willing to try, especially if it
meant he could get some of that kind
of "special treatment" for his landspeeder and his
driods. If you know what I mean. A
stormtrooper didn't like the implications made, so he
took a dooky in his armor dooky processor
and pressed the "dook" key. It bleeped, then
released the dook in a torrent of horrendous
schlorping. Count Dooku was baffled by his namesake
processor and decided that everyone would be better
off if he.... well what COULD he do?
The circle is complete, the apprentice is now
the stunt co-ordinator with a burgeoning film career.
"I find your lack of faith.......disturbing," said
Darth Cosmo, Lord of the Sith, from the
Seinfeld episode where Kramer got a facial tattoo
on his buttocks. "It hurt like hell" he
loudly proclaimed to anyone who couldn't escape from
Lord Baal -- pussies. Luke attacked Lea, because she
refused to see the funny side of the
famous people dying. "How obtuse can you be?"
he screamed. "Don't you realize that everyone wants
to have their fifteen minutes of fleeting fame?"
Leia responded with a vicious lightsaber chop, taunting
Lando as she slashed. "You are a sellout!"
Lando's eyes fell, because he knew he was.
"But I had to do it!" Lando pleaded
"The empire promised me a new firebird, and... "
"Well the Empire destroyed Pontiac, so no Firebird
Lando," said Lea. Lando screamed like a little girl.
"Aww they promised me one with the DECAL!!"
"Get over it Lando, we need to save
Luke, C3PO ,Han, George, and lil' Orphan Annie
"Not Annie," hissed Lando. "She gave me space
herpes. You know, the sentient kind that giggles?
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