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Changes for Guide 4.2 discussion,
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hogarth
Flurry attack bonus question,
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Dekalinder
Dispute with DM over a unfair trap,
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Xyr
Dad Responds To His Daughter's Facebook Rant,
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Chris Lambertz
GM Advice: How do I make traps more interesting?,
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Sean Mahoney
Ron Paul announces presidential bid.,
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BigNorseWolf
Run as Written vs. GM Caveat...Are we being hypocritical?,
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Jason S
10 things you love and hate about PF,
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Jeff Clem
re: have most gamers either been in the military and or studied Martial arts?,
by
Maccabee
Animal companions and monster feats,
by
BigNorseWolf
Power Attack: Am I Crazy?,
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BYC
Required Alignments... why?,
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LazarX
Adventure Path Backmatter,
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Pyrrhic Victory
Magic- usage,
by
Cheesewiz
riding a medium creature - again,
by
cherub78
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DM Devon's RotRL aka "The Heroes of Sandpoint",
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Kerrec Valorian
The_Ninja_DM's Carrion Crown,
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The_Ninja_DM
DM Harpwizard’s Heroes of Elsir Vale,
by
Tirion Jörðhár
Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing!,
by
GM Goblin King
Chapter 1: Just Beneath the Surface,
by
Legiald Galsaran
DM Stephens Serpents Skull Campaign PBP Chapter 1: Smugglers Shiv,
by
Niɱ
DM Harpwizard’s Heroes of Elsir Vale OOC Discussion,
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Tirion Jörðhár
Tales of Agartha: the Avalon Chronicles,
by
Agarthian Storyteller
Her Dark Majesty Trilogy part 1: Where The Fallen Jarls Sleep Discussion,
by
Wareagle
Feast of Ravenmoor,
by
Linflass
Lucendar's Legacy of Fire PbP,
by
The_Gnoll_DM
Secret Goblin World Conquest Planning Thread~ HUMINS KEEP OUT!,
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Bucko Rackingclaw
The Khallan Civil War (IC Thread),
by
Eftil Apaltic
Ashardaldon Series OOC,
by
KenderKin
Of Battle, Wolves and Winter.,
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Lucas Biedelmann
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in a red velvet teddy named Greedy Greeb.
Who would have know Greedo was going to
shoot first? Greedy Greeb sure didn't. She was
just the person who would know Greedo's sexual
interests went from the odd to the downright
quizzical! Greeedo wound up getting himself into a
rather disreputable-smelling chicken costume that he found
in the smugglers hatch of his ship: The
Pleasure Myself Alone Room. He hoped nobody heard
how much he panted as he struggled with
the cellophane wrapping which had been used to
smuggle people in stasis before carbonite dipping was
in vogue. Desperately, he then tried to use
an electrical chord, tinfoil, and long strip of
plastic wrap to disguise himself as Mel Gibson
It worked. Now, the leather bar studs gyrated
fiercely, but that wasn't going to stop him
from pulling out his blaster and busting a
move on some wretched hive of scum and
taking all their bank, giving it to Jabba,
then jumping down into a pit filled with
snakes. "Why'd it hafta be snakes?" Han wondered,
"And why do I dislike them so." Leia
was getting all worked up over Luke, unfortunately
they were related, and so their unrequited feelings
bubbled up into a mass of sexual tension
laced with the taboo of princess-on-farmhand
Hot midichlorian-fueled lust in the Tatooinian sands
surrounded by endless fields of bantha poodoo. Mos
Buford, where the good old boys went to
pretend they were hanging with wretched scum and
some of those big-headed musician guys with
the funky musical instruments and cool outfits. Han
loosened his blaster in its holster, then turned
to Luke. "Kid," he said in a gruff
manner, "I've flown from one end of this
driveway to the other. I'm a very good
driver, but Judge Tarkin is on, and I
wanna catch this episode. It's called "The Jawa
cannibal strip club" where the sith left great
tips, but a sandperson stole them from the
jar and used them to fund a Bantha
circumcision ceremony. They would hire the Cantina Band
to play Greensleeves while the bris commenced. Banthas
were led in on chains by Sand People
who took sadistic pleasure in these ceremonies. Meanwhile
R2D2 had discovered a hole in the wall
that led to a secret jawa control room
where the creepy little scavengers held grand parties
and drank camel spit. R2D2 into the narrow
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