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Welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I

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owe this pleasure my bookie", boomed Jabba, as

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Boba Fett went flying off to search for


Black Dragon Tea over in central China town.

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Meanwhile, on Coruscant, that rat bastard Palpatine was

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busy trying to hunt down some more Jedi.

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He had developed a new plan that would


ensnare psychic energy in extra dimensional constructs so

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as to lure the Jedi into the open


and to their doom. He tested the first

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prototype on a Gungan who had been annoying

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him with it's "Meesa do this" crap, but

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being brain dead, Gungans have no psychic energy.

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A simple wave of his hand was enough

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to crush the annoying Gungan's skull. Unfortunately that

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splashed Gungan juice all over his new robe

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and the soybean-looking brain secretions of Gungans

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are known to stain most terribly. This sent

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him into a tizzy and he had to

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order the execution of some rebel scum. Darth


Vader, one of his b%%%+es, carried out the

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tray of Scoop Tostitos, along with a nice

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guacamole, in a little sombrero bowl. Jalapenos topped

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the spicy dish, but the Dark Side could

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not properly digest spicy food without blowing holes

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right through the fabric of time and space.

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So Emperor Palpatine threw the spicy snack down

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the reactor shaft, which produced a spicy blast

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that blew out the airlock in Sector 7G.

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Meanwhile in docking bay 327, the crew of

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The Imperial Food Tranport ship, the Sysco Kid

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felt the blast and began to dump their

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flash frozen Halapeno Pepper pods from Nuevo Salmonillica

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into the reactor core of the ship. Fumes

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issued forth, stripping the hull plating off as


the lifters of the ship started juddering it

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spread out into the decompressing cargo bay, gassing


a group of stormtroopers who failed blaster qualifications,

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causing their shiny white armor to stain pink

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and corrode. This displeased Lord Vader, who couldn't

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stand poncey stormtroopers. "You are all assigned to


eternal kitchen police duty on the Cafeteria Planet

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where you'll serve Gungan to Pizza the Hutt

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three times a day, and clean up after


people half your age, because your scores ranked

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below Greedo, and he had really bad shingles

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all over his sneering visage. Solo decided he

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didn't want to shoot first, so he let

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Greedo pick up the check and he walked


over to a four breasted alien green alien

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