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Government folly,
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Kryzbyn
What is the point of Synthesist? (no this is not a synthesist slamming post),
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The floor is lava
[Frog God Games] The Demon Lord Has Left the Building,
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HolmesandWatson
Auction Houses,
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Nihimon
Paizo Blog: Pathfinder Battles Preview: Familiar Faces,
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cannon fodder
Craft Wonderous Creature Feat. (Yes it exists, and it rocks),
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Sigfried Trent
10 things you love and hate about PF,
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Joyd
[Fire Mountain Games] Way of the Wicked—Book One: Knot of Thorns (PFRPG) PDF,
by
Belle Mythix
Pearl of Power and Extracts. Do they restore lost extracts?,
by
Fanatic Guru
Unarmed Strike with natural weapon shenanigans,
by
Sleet Storm
New PFS Magus - advice and help welcome :),
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Mathwei ap Niall
Necrotic Reef,
by
Blackerose
Anyone actually play a Shadowdancer?,
by
DeathQuaker
A new job opening at Paizo!,
by
thunderspirit
Dragonlance conversion to Pathfinder,
by
Asphere
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GM Kyle's Infinite Dungeon,
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Thorfinn Feigrsson
The Story of the Stone: Kyrademon's Jade Regent PBP, Part III,
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Melinda Sorn
Motteditor's Savage Tide PBP,
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Zstelian Karela
GM Blood's Age of Worms in Golarion Discussion,
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Quintus of Taldor
Amgir's "Curse of the Crimson Throne",
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Amgir
SeanDM's Return to Brim,
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Rive
Motteditor's Savage Tide discussion thread,
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illuminar
Tales of Agartha: the Avalon Chronicles,
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Aanandareavekki
DM AK's Sargavan Saga OOC Thread,
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DM Alexander Kilcoyne
DM Bloodgargler Stolen Kingmaker,
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Jaestra Gelabraes
DM Deinol's Crypt of the Everflame,
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DM Deinol
The_Ninja_DM's Carrion Crown,
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Vertielle Siepar
GM Fnord's PFS First Steps,
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Tiann Ceriagh'u
Worldwound Adventures Discussion,
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Akor Scourgebane
DM Aron Marczylo's Curse of the Crimson Throne - Part 3,
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DM Aron Marczylo
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, a job that consisted mostly of picking lice
off Jabba's the Hutt bloated fat body. This
pays well, but is dangerous and disgusting as
most jobs are. FX-7 the medical droid went
down into the Rancor pit with the other
broken droids, because it was fun to watch
them get scrapped, and then drilled by the
horny Rancor. Rancors dry hump droids, as everyone
knows, or maybe they didn't know, but they
they sure can eat a whole mess of
gundark penis, a rather odorous meat when cooked
in the salted fat of exhumed tauntaun corpses
by a rodian cook named Grodo. When the
Hutt's ordered food from him only, for they
were all drinking Colt 45. Works every time.
Wendy the Hutt, Jabba's mom, slithered out of
her pleasure chamber. A great hunger wretched her
as she started eating everyone in the room:
the Jedi kindergarteners ran screaming for their lives.
Sly Snootles and the Max Rebo Band tour
did lines of purified Nyborg off the bosoms
of a nubile Hutt named Ms. Bubbly Jubblies.
She was known for her wild parties lasting
for months, during which thousands of twi'lek dancers
showed it all to alien girls gone wild
the Nintendo Wii version. When you play it,
you gotta earn beads and baubles for naughty
twi'leks and rodians so that they'll show you
their tentacled genitalia and their Bob's Big Boy
sausage sized erect members. The Hutts had several
twelve inch Star Wars figures from the 70's
including the Princess Luke doll (I mean action
is good and all, but I figure a
warm blaster pistol is better than playing with
some cheesy version of an automated Artoo unit)
Jabba the Hutt rolled over and pulled out
a frog snack from beside his throne. "Tasty
jedi, you want some? It taste just like
kobold. I think their fear gives them a
flavor boost, as they empty their bowels just
like clockwork." Jabba then proceeded to roll around
like clockwork, and then decided to try to
eat some tofu stir fry, the kind with
little crunchy pieces of little crunchy Jedi younglings.
Yoda decided he'd had enough of Jabba's dining
abomination and pulled out a lightsaber, saying "Am
certain you will my diet idea enjoy." He
waved his erect lightsaber around in front of
Jabba, daring him to scarf the last cupcake.
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