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Deep 6 FaWtL,
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aeglos
What are some things about the Pathfinder rules that you think most people do not know?,
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DrDeth
Pearl of Power and Extracts. Do they restore lost extracts?,
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Mergy
Dispute with DM over a unfair trap,
by
Parka
Opinions on the Time Thief?,
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ShadowcatX
A new job opening at Paizo!,
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JoelF847
Gamemastering PFO,
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Daniel Powell 318
Flurry attack bonus question,
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StreamOfTheSky
Evocation optimization?,
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Ashiel
Why are barbarians barbarians and not berzerkers?,
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Aelryinth
re: have most gamers either been in the military and or studied Martial arts?,
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KenderKin
>>Ask *James Jacobs* ALL your Questions Here!<<,
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Wildebob
Run as Written vs. GM Caveat...Are we being hypocritical?,
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Jason S
How is Psionics Advanced?,
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ShadowcatX
Sneak attack from Stealth RAW,
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Asphesteros
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Hollows last hope recruitment,
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Titania Evangeline Snow-fell
Evart High Pathfinder Club Discussion,
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Blackfireox1
Shadowborn's Wounded Earth (Blue Group),
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Shadowborn
GM Kyle's Infinite Dungeon Discussion,
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Unruly Xiong
Elven team in Campaign Elves vs Dwarves -- Dwarves and Gnomes Keep Out Discussion,
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Seltyn Sevenleaf
Left in Sandpoint,
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Durgen Grimhelm
Shackled City (Pathfinder) - GM_Chris,
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Doctor Abner Svengalu Toffitt
DM Panic's Slavelords Prologue - OOC,
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DM Panic
Iobarian horror,
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Ian Wronski
SR's - Great Southern Isles (OOC),
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Ushari Velnokal
Unbinding the Fetters - Disciples of Master Gond,
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Frakdar Stonefist
Deathwatch: Sons of Jericho OOC,
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Rookseye
DM Panic's Scourge of the Slavelords Prologue,
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DM Panic
DM AK's Sargavan Saga OOC Thread,
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Meowzebub
Thod runs Carrion Crown - Trial of the Beast,
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Wren the FeatherMage
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A long time ago in a galaxy far
Tobus Neth wrote: A long time ago in a galaxy far ... two there are. A master and an apprentice ...
baron arem heshvaun wrote: Tobus Neth wrote: A long time ago in a galaxy far ... two there are. A master and an apprentice ... , like Sy Snootles, and the Max Rebo band...
"Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself
in a hive of scum and villany, and
... you only knew the power of the Darkside...
I happen to like nice men." Han looked
over his shoulder and winked at Panda Baba
whom was sitting next to a shaved wookie
and the Sarlacc, sipping a gin and tonic
a stuffed Grimtaash hung over the bar. A
man entered with a nervous youth, the bartender
said "Hey! We dont serve thier kind here!"
But Uncle Owen! I want a Mountain Dew!
"Luke," he said. "Use your inside voice, please."
you guys better wait outside by the speeder...
Suddenly blasters fired and lightsabers flared; a naked
droid missing an arm said, "oh dear me"
eighty eight Tusken raiders appeared mounted on banthas
they were going to a wedding in the
Jundland Wastes. Kaleb Otokogolek the leader of the
the Christian Inuit vapor farming association called for
a recall on all moisture vaporators. The promblems
made Luke say "I have got a bad
haircut; luckily, I know a barber on Dagobah
who can barely reach my pubes." Fortunately, a
lightsaber can!. A group of wookies came running
to jack the barber. Wookies hate barbers, man.
"WAAAAAUUUGH!" cried the wookies. "That's right, guys", said
Lando Calrissian, sipping his Colt .45 and playing
while twelve twi'lek twits twisted their twitching tentacles
sly snooty sipped slimy sarlaac juice with a..,
hydrospanner. "Meesa no likes the sarlaac slime", whined
Jar Jar, as I clubbed him with it.
"Hit him again!", roared the crowd. "Again! Again!"
His prehensile tongue shot out and wrapped around
Amidala's bare midriff and...Meanwhile, in another galaxy,
not so far away, Shouted a jedi, get...,
...me a copy of The Phantom Edit NOW!
Darth Maul went to the mall with his
moll and mollified the mallwalkers, snowwalkers, beatboxers, joeboxers,
and other allien life forms through his mastery
Of his hip hop jedi pop lockin moves!
However his obessesion with womens foot wear lead
to twisted ankles, and broken lightsaber stillettos. But...
never underestimate the power of a man who
spends 250 credits a month on face paint...
, as he must be strong in the Force
and Mary Kay cosmetics. Oh the Darkside of...
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