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Tobus Neth,
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A long time ago in a galaxy far |
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baron arem heshvaun
(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),
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A long time ago in a galaxy far ... two there are. A master and an apprentice ... |
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Dragonmann,
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A long time ago in a galaxy far , like Sy Snootles, and the Max Rebo band... |
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Heathansson,
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"Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself |
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Vattnisse
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber),
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in a hive of scum and villany, and |
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baron arem heshvaun
(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),
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... you only knew the power of the Darkside... |
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Callum
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber),
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I happen to like nice men." Han looked |
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drunken_nomad
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber),
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over his shoulder and winked at Panda Baba |
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Tobus Neth,
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whom was sitting next to a shaved wookie |
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Vattnisse
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber),
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and the Sarlacc, sipping a gin and tonic |
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Tobus Neth,
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a stuffed Grimtaash hung over the bar. A |
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Valegrim,
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man entered with a nervous youth, the bartender |
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baron arem heshvaun
(Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),
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said "Hey! We dont serve thier kind here!" |
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the Stick,
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But Uncle Owen! I want a Mountain Dew! |
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Cosmo
(Disturbing Customer Servant),
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"Luke," he said. "Use your inside voice, please." |
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Valegrim,
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you guys better wait outside by the speeder... |
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Kruelaid
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber),
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Suddenly blasters fired and lightsabers flared; a naked |
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Valegrim,
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droid missing an arm said, "oh dear me" |
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Tobus Neth,
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eighty eight Tusken raiders appeared mounted on banthas |
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Heathansson,
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they were going to a wedding in the |
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Tobus Neth,
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Jundland Wastes. Kaleb Otokogolek the leader of the |
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Kruelaid
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber),
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the Christian Inuit vapor farming association called for |
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Tobus Neth,
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a recall on all moisture vaporators. The promblems |
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Black Dougal
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber),
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made Luke say "I have got a bad |
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Vattnisse
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber),
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haircut; luckily, I know a barber on Dagobah |
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Kruelaid
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber),
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who can barely reach my pubes." Fortunately, a |
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Tobus Neth,
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lightsaber can!. A group of wookies came running |
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Heathansson,
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to jack the barber. Wookies hate barbers, man. |
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Vattnisse
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber),
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"WAAAAAUUUGH!" cried the wookies. "That's right, guys", said |
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Heathansson,
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Lando Calrissian, sipping his Colt .45 and playing |
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drunken_nomad
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber),
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Ponda Baba's Bad Day over and over again |
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Heathansson,
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while twelve twi'lek twits twisted their twitching tentacles |
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Sir Kaikillah,
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sly snooty sipped slimy sarlaac juice with a.., |
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Vattnisse
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber),
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hydrospanner. "Meesa no likes the sarlaac slime", whined |
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Heathansson,
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Jar Jar, as I clubbed him with it. |
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Vattnisse
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber),
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"Hit him again!", roared the crowd. "Again! Again!" |
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Heathansson,
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His prehensile tongue shot out and wrapped around |
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drunken_nomad
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber),
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Amidala's bare midriff and...Meanwhile, in another galaxy, |
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Sir Kaikillah,
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not so far away, Shouted a jedi, get..., |
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R-type,
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...me a copy of The Phantom Edit NOW! |
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Heathansson,
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Darth Maul went to the mall with his |
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drunken_nomad
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber),
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moll and mollified the mallwalkers, snowwalkers, beatboxers, joeboxers, |
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Vattnisse
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber),
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and other allien life forms through his mastery |
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Sir Kaikillah,
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Of his hip hop jedi pop lockin moves! |
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Tobus Neth,
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However his obessesion with womens foot wear lead |
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Sir Kaikillah,
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to twisted ankles, and broken lightsaber stillettos. But... |
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Christopher West
(Cartographer),
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never underestimate the power of a man who |
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Kruelaid
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber),
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spends 250 credits a month on face paint... |
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Vattnisse
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber),
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, as he must be strong in the Force |
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Sir Kaikillah,
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and Mary Kay cosmetics. Oh the Darkside of... |
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