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Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

Gimli was indeed fortunate that his father, Groin


, (formally named Glóin), had taken a course in diplomacy

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

and decided to start wowing everyone with his

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weight-guessing ability and handing out prizes to those

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

who won the always coveted title of "Biggest

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Tracts of Land in the Westfold. Brun-hilda won

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

another much coveted award, this one for “Biggest

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Assests to be Stared at". Her joy at

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first went unnoticed, but not those assets. Legolas


said, " I have to go raise my puptent,

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as Aragorn takes his morning bath. Anyone else


urk?...", as Arwen brained him with a saucepan.


He flopped to the ground like a sack

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

of lithe, gorgeous, blonde elf flesh, and

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

his puptent remained unraised due to his injury.

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"Silly Sindarin," chided Arwen. "The King is mine!"

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

Aragorn, who had long mistaken Legolas for a

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very thorough urologist, suddenly realized his error. "Gaaaahhhh


why did you stick that swab up my

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

poor little Anduril, you mincing immortal elf man!

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

When I get my hands on you I’ll

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

name you George. And I'll hug you, and

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... his voice trailed as Arwen glared at him.


A black crystal ball rolled along the floor.


A rabbit removed the fake Palantír. Arwen drew

Qadira (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber)

a sketch of Legolas that was quite unflattering


with really tiny naughty bits covered with the

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leaves of Lothlorien. "Nazgul!" shouted Boromir pointing toward


a McDonalds on the corner of Gimli Blvd.

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

in Minas Tirith, that was actually a front


for elven nyborg smugglers, who sold their drugs

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

(hobgob pipeweed) to those guys with the tall


fellow hobbit cross dressing old ladies, who shaved

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

mere seconds off the Middle Earth record for


the 100 meter freestyle dodging arrows swim race

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

which had been quite popular back in the


old days, when all that Silmarillion stuff happened;

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

most sane folk didn’t get into it much

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

because elves were sensitive about that sort of


‘Lúthien charms Morgoth’ scandal being repeated. Meanwhile, Ancalagon

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sat glumly wishing he had Smaug's name recognition.


So, he called up Shelob for product placement,


but the last child of Ungoliant was busy


forming a counterfeit-silk ring, selling to Gondorians

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

a simulation of the very thing that could

Andoran (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

undo their way of life and render them


vulnerable to the corrupting influence of Shire Pipeweed.


So Ancalagon, in his quest for fame, decided

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

that he needed a really cool nickname, something


to make the zombies scared of his tough

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