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Goblinworks Blog: LFG! (Looking for Group!),
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Nihimon
Charging hurler and pounce,
by
Hayato Ken
Alchemist's Guide To Researching Stuff and Whatnot,
by
Matt Stich
Help with 4th level Alchemist,
by
joeyfixit
Dispute with DM over a unfair trap,
by
Xyr
Instant Fortress - The most powerful "weapon" in pathfinder?,
by
Happler
Removing Perception as a Skill,
by
cranewings
[Frog God Games] Northlands Saga 1: Vengeance of the Long Serpent (PFRPG),
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Dawn R Fischer
Three "Impossible" Characters?,
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DDogwood
OMG! I'm actually going to get a chance to play a full campaign!,
by
Bob_Loblaw
Advice on my Inquisitor,
by
Ironbar
Raise of the Poodle Lords,
by
Cockapoo
Why are barbarians barbarians and not berzerkers?,
by
thejeff
PA, Phila (Mt. Airy) - 3.5-era Forgotten Realms homebrew with PF Rules,
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Chris Nehren
Elemental Bloodline + Eldritch Heritage,
by
mdt
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DM Corvus' Carrion Crown PBP,
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Taanyth Tuilinn
Hollows last hope recruitment,
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Azure_Zero
DM Fflash's Shackled City Campaign OOC,
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Nowzai al'Nazari
DM Barcas - Kingmaker: Rivers Run Red,
by
DM Barcas
Galahad's Carrion Crown (Team Brain),
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Ad'ifaah Najeeb
Megan's Curse of the Crimson Throne [IC],
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Una Therlmagne
GM Fnord's PFS First Steps,
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Tiann Ceriagh'u
GM Squawk's Curse of the Crimson Throne Discussion,
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GM Squawk
Tales of Agartha: the Avalon Chronicles,
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Michael Dacamara
Legacy of Fire,
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DM Mathpro
Solos Kingmaker Group 1,
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DM Azure_Zero
DM NomadSage's Jade Regent - Night of Frozen Shadows,
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DM NomadSage
Cap'n Voodoo's Freebooter PBP,
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Cap'n Voodoo
Jormungandr's Jade Regent,
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Marduzi Lovarya
Square Sails on the Horizon - Game Thread,
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Roluo Krage
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Gimli was indeed fortunate that his father, Groin
, (formally named Glóin), had taken a course in diplomacy
and decided to start wowing everyone with his
weight-guessing ability and handing out prizes to those
who won the always coveted title of "Biggest
Tracts of Land in the Westfold. Brun-hilda won
another much coveted award, this one for “Biggest
Assests to be Stared at". Her joy at
first went unnoticed, but not those assets. Legolas
said, " I have to go raise my puptent,
as Aragorn takes his morning bath. Anyone else
urk?...", as Arwen brained him with a saucepan.
He flopped to the ground like a sack
of lithe, gorgeous, blonde elf flesh, and
his puptent remained unraised due to his injury.
"Silly Sindarin," chided Arwen. "The King is mine!"
Aragorn, who had long mistaken Legolas for a
very thorough urologist, suddenly realized his error. "Gaaaahhhh
why did you stick that swab up my
poor little Anduril, you mincing immortal elf man!
When I get my hands on you I’ll
name you George. And I'll hug you, and
... his voice trailed as Arwen glared at him.
A black crystal ball rolled along the floor.
A rabbit removed the fake Palantír. Arwen drew
a sketch of Legolas that was quite unflattering
with really tiny naughty bits covered with the
leaves of Lothlorien. "Nazgul!" shouted Boromir pointing toward
a McDonalds on the corner of Gimli Blvd.
in Minas Tirith, that was actually a front
for elven nyborg smugglers, who sold their drugs
(hobgob pipeweed) to those guys with the tall
fellow hobbit cross dressing old ladies, who shaved
mere seconds off the Middle Earth record for
the 100 meter freestyle dodging arrows swim race
which had been quite popular back in the
old days, when all that Silmarillion stuff happened;
most sane folk didn’t get into it much
because elves were sensitive about that sort of
‘Lúthien charms Morgoth’ scandal being repeated. Meanwhile, Ancalagon
sat glumly wishing he had Smaug's name recognition.
So, he called up Shelob for product placement,
but the last child of Ungoliant was busy
forming a counterfeit-silk ring, selling to Gondorians
a simulation of the very thing that could
undo their way of life and render them
vulnerable to the corrupting influence of Shire Pipeweed.
So Ancalagon, in his quest for fame, decided
that he needed a really cool nickname, something
to make the zombies scared of his tough
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